My name is Matt. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I like decaf coffee, Southern women, movies with happy endings, breakfast food, catching catfish, and baseball. I prefer to eat with a fork / spoon / knife rather than with my hands and I prefer cold days to hot ones. I like Primitive Baptist churches and any song that The Carter Family ever did. I write and I think I’m pretty good at it. My current main interest is collecting Hellstomper’s entire discography.