My name is Matt. I’m a simple man with simple tastes. I like decaf coffee, Southern women, movies with happy endings, breakfast food, catching catfish, and baseball. I prefer to eat with a fork / spoon / knife rather than with my hands and I prefer cold days to hot ones. I like Primitive Baptist churches and any song that The Carter Family ever did. I write and I think I’m pretty good at it. My current main interest is collecting Hellstomper’s entire discography.


~Hellstomper- Hellstomper



So… the word on the street is that Hellstomper is rehearsing again and has a tour with ANTiSEEN planned for May 2013.

Y’all don’t even understand the level of stoked that I’m at right now. Hellstomper is one of the most important bands out of the entire list of bands that I listen to.

I really don’t know what else to say. I’d be bouncing off the walls if I wasn’t as tired as I am right now so I’m figuratively bouncing off the walls until I am rested and can physically bounce off the walls.

Okay goodnite world.


Southern rock ‘n roll at its finest!

Hellstomper covering The CDB’s “The Legend of Wooley Swamp”

Confederacy of Scum Supershow
Ground Zero in Spartanburg, SC
September 29, 2000