Hellraisers

  • Night: Is the equipment secure?
  • Truck: Check.
  • Night: Weapon loaded?
  • Truck: Check.
  • Night: Did you have breakfast?
  • Truck: What? That's not on the checklist.
  • Night: I added it because I care about you.
  • Truck: No, I did not have breakfast.
  • Night: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
  • Truck: Hey, there's little chocolate chips in this.
  • Night: Yeah, I'm not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.