Hello ladies

Dear Younger Me...

You will learn how to draw feet-

You will learn how to draw hands-

You will get pretty good at drawing hair-

You will get better at drawing eyes-

You will get better at drawing mouths-

You will be able to draw characters from the side, with different looking noses-

You will finally be able to draw muscles and fat-

You will be able to draw bones and skeletons that look like actual bones and skeletons-

You will be able to draw animals, monsters, and fantasy creatures-

You will be able to draw kissing-

You will be able to draw and design the characters you imagine in your head-

You’ll stop making all the characters you draw white and you’ll stop imagining most characters as white-

You’ll figure out how to create illustrations, and use different styles-

You will be able to draw real people-

You’ll get better at drawing than you used to be-

okay so i figured it out during stephen merchant’s stand-up show (CRAZY BRILLIANT BY THE WAY I DON’T THINK I’VE LAUGHED HARDER IN MY LIFE)

matt smith is a baby giraffe who doesn’t really understand what his limbs are or know how to control them so he breaks everything and stumbles from place to place

steve is a graceful, fully matured, six foot seven giraffe with complete mastery over every arm and leg and can use them to fuck around with people then exit stage smerch by gliding through doors half his height like ‘laterz’

and you’re like man this guy is awesome


Look at this dork. 

hatsunemikufan108 and I were gushing about him and talking about how we wanted to send him fan letters - but then we got better idea. Smerch fans, we know you’re out there! If you like/reblog this post we’ll write down your urls and put them in a letter we send him :D The last day we’ll be taking URLs is April 21st!