oh god oh jesus bro’s here what the fuck am i gonna say??? i shouldn’t have pissed off spiderbitch i wouldve had hours to think of something tighter than obamas g string. oh god that was weak bro is gonna hand my ass to me jesus there isn’t a roof to call me up onto so i guess i wont die yet but this cant end well not at all how am i gonna tell him im dating a dude?? he’ll shit his pants. ok cant just lie here get up you pansy ass you can do this.
I hope Dave doesn’t have a heart attack before getting a word out to Dirk.