Hella-faded

Sex and Candy (Kai Anderson


Originally posted by thinittobeit

IM HELLA CROSS FADED FUCKIN LET’S GO

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I was going through one of my mood swings which meant a jumbo sized bag of candy to help me through my pain. Kai was punishing me because I went on my own solo adventure.

It wasn’t my fault that he unleashed my inner boss bitch and I needed to exercise my new powers as a feminine goddess.

“As much as I am happy you are finding yourself. You don’t just burn a fucking Chuck-E-Cheese down.” he said to me.


“THE CRUSADE AGAINST THE PATRIARCH IS NEIGH. WE WILL RISE AND DANCE ON THE ASHES OF THAT CORPORATE MOUSE DEVIL.” I screeched from a top of the table.

“WHO THE FUCK GOT HER HIGH?"Kai yelled.

And now my punishment was no dick. I mean I had my fingers so what the hell, but I needed that greasy blue haired manly demi god of sin on me.

I heard someone coming down the stairs and smiled when​ I saw Kai coming down. I quickly got into position. My legs opened and my chest was up, i sexily had a ring of chocolate around my lips and I asserted my sexy womanhood to him.

"Kai I need to assert my woman powers over you. Your eyes make me.so fucking moist.” I said and tore my shorts off.

He licked his lip and jumped into me. “I need you in me.” he said and ripped his shirt off like the hulk hunk he was. He had tear away pants because of his part time stripper job which you thought was so fucking hot that he could gyrate his dick so fast it turned into a wind turbine.

“Kai take me and feed me chocolate. It will be so hot I promise.” I tell him.

He started to shove my face with chocolate as he harshly thrusted into me.

“Yes. You are so hot like that.”


“Thunk yugh.” I said choking on candy. “ ugh so hot.” he said. He moved and hit my g spot and i had my earth shattering orgasm as i ate all the candy in my mouth at the same time.

“Mmmhhuuaaahhgghh.” Kai grumbled when he came. “I bet you taste like chocolate.”

I started to stuff him of candy and smiled. “I want you to cum chocolate into me in round two.”

He swallowed and nodded. “Yes. That would be so hot.” and started to thrust again.

listen. i’m hella faded right now but hear me out because i’m having lots of ronan/everyone feels

  • consider the possibility of ronan and declan not having a falling out after niall lynch’s death. consider ronan crying in declan’s arms and declan trying to be strong for his little brother so he only cries when ronan won’t see him. and the two of them sharing a bed because they just lost both of their parents and they don’t want to be alone, they want to have the reassurance of each other’s warmth and quiet breathing
  • consider adam and ronan making a huge blanket tent in one of the pastures at the barns. consider ronan dreaming up fairy lights that don’t need to be plugged in to work, and they string them up all around. consider how they kiss and touch each other all night and fall asleep to the sound of crickets and the glow of fireflies and occasional soft huff of breath from a faraway cow
  • consider gansey knowing how much power his voice alone has over ronan. consider how that if ronan would ever submit to anyone, it would probably be gansey. consider gansey demanding things of ronan and ronan always giving, so willing. consider gansey, in a much softer voice, one laced with reverence and love, praising ronan and sweet-talking him afterwards, lips delicately against his forehead
  • consider noah being the first person ronan comes out to in a straightforward (ha!) manner. consider noah being the one ronan feels comfortable with because noah would never judge anyone. consider noah being ronan’s first kiss because ronan wants to have some practice before he kisses adam
Straight White Boy Problem #420

*in a weed circle getting hella faded* Dude u borrowed Jasons bong and now you broke it??? *getting panicked* just keep cool guys let’s push it into the corner of the room he will never know