Helder

Alex Turner aka the most aesthetically pleasing

-Literally made a snow angel in rose petals

-Probably had an unlimited amount of aviator glasses

-Makes weird outfits look good

-I mean have you heard the man’s lyrics those are an aesthetic itself

-Is 30 and still looks hella great (my friend said in one picture he looked 16?!?!)

-Is very gay for Miles Kane

-Probably only drinks fine wines and Dandelion And Burdocks

-Wrote a song about knee socks

-Is also gay for Matt Helders

-Okay he’s definitely probably Not Straight