my hobbies include

  • listening to heathers and crying
  • listening to carrie and crying
  • listening to fun home and crying
  • listening to hamilton and crying
  • listening to spelling bee and crying
  • listening to spring awakening and crying
  • listening to matilda and crying
  • listening to annie and crying
  • listening to next to normal and crying
  • listening to showtunes
  • and crying
what the signs really want
  • Aries:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Taurus:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Gemini:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Cancer:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Leo:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Virgo:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Libra:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Scorpio:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Sagittarius:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Capricorn:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Aquarius:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
  • Pisces:for "heathers the musical" to go to broadway
Heathers: The Musical – a summery
  • Beautiful:& they said high school was fun
  • Candy Store:who needs GOOD FRIENDS when you can have LIP GLOSS?
  • Fight For Me:the new kid can punch also hot dAMN
  • Freeze Your Brain:drugs aren't cool try slurpees
  • Big Fun:go home you're drunk
  • Dead Girl Walking:I'm angry take your pants off
  • The Me Inside of Me:Heather's dead we have to like her now
  • Blue:friends help friends get raped
  • Our Love Is God:killing our classmates = best first date ever
  • My Dead Gay Son:our sons killed themselves for being gay but GUESS WHAT WE'RE GAY TOO
  • Seventeen:reallyy not into that anymore
  • Shine a Light:get your shit together Ms. Fleming
  • Lifeboat:surprise I'm a cinnamon roll love me
  • Shine a Light (reprise):DON'T LISTEN TO THEM YOU BEAUTIFUL CINNAMON ROLL
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend:you really need to get over him
  • Yo Girl:you fucked up
  • Meant To Be Yours:I was too nervous to ask you to prom so let's blow up the school instead
  • Dead Girl Walking (reprise):FIGHT ME
  • I Am Damaged:how to go out with a bang 101
  • Seventeen (reprise):was that supposed to be a happy ending or