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““You can’t love someone unless you love yourself first” Bullshit.
I have never loved myself.
But you
Oh god, I loved you so much I forgot what hating myself felt like.”

For my dear krokodile, musical theatre examples of characters loving and being loved, in spite of not loving themselves.

I LIKE...
  • Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot:Leo, Libra, Gemini
  • Drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card:Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces
  • Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cancer
  • Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose:Aries, Capricorn, Taurus

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could you do a Chansaw "barista and obnoxious costumer who orders a venture macchiato while on the phone and the barista starts spelling the name incorrects and more creatively everyday"? that would be lovely!!

Heather McNamara owed Veronica so goddamn much. The tiny blonde had convinced Veronica to get a job working with her at Starbucks. Working with Heather was one of the few perks of the job. The fact that she had to deal with the same assholes every day was not.

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How I Describe Musicals
  • Little Shop of Horrors:A man kills people and feeds them to a plant so he can become famous and get the girl of his dreams. Surprisingly, it doesn't work out.
  • Les Miserables:It's sad, the songs are sad, everyone is sad in the beginning and dead in the end.
  • Phantom of the Opera:A man stalks a singer who feels somewhat attracted to him but also thinks he is the ghost o her father, while she is also in love with her childhood friend. This makes her stalker jealous and goes on a killing spree.
  • Wicked:Musical fanfiction of the Wizard of Oz.
  • Heathers:Teenagers learn that everything will turn out fine in the end, even if you accidentally murder the most popular girl in school.
  • RENT:Everyone has AIDS and Mark is alone.
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I assume this is exactly what she wanted.

if a mean girls musical happens can barrett wilbert weed play kady?? and you know, they might as well cast jessica keenan wynn as regina. and you know cast elle mclemore as karen, and alice lee as gretchen. then they can change the names to veronica, heather, heather, and heather. and while they’re at it they could revive heathers. revive heathers.

Heathers: a summary
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*talks to JD*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*pukes*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Chandler:*dies*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*kills Kurt and Ram*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Duke:*becomes the new Heather Chandler*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*dumps JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather McNamara:*tries to kill herself*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*tries to blow up school*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*shoots JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe you better do it
  • JD:*blows self up*
  • Veronica:fuckin' finally jesus christ i'm going back to hanging around nerds