Heathers The Musical

Dream cast for Heathers The Musical

I’ll start with the smaller roles and work my way up. Bear in mind, I’m only “casting” people for the major singing roles, so characters like Veronica’s parents, JD’s dad, and the principal won’t be on this list

Ram’s Dad - Brian d’Arcy James

Theatre credits: Shrek the Musical, Next To Normal, Something Rotten!

Miss Flemming - Joanna Gleason

Theatre credits: Into the Woods, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels 

Martha Dunstock - Amber Riley (She would kill Kindergarten Boyfriend!)

TV credits: Glee

Ram Sweeney - Kyle Dean Massey

Theatre credits: Wicked, Pippin, Next To Normal

Kurt Kelly - Jake Epstein

Theatre credits: Spider-Man: Turk Off the Dark, Spring Awakening, Beautiful: The Carole King Musical

Heather McNamara - Ariana Grande

Theatre credits: 13 the Musical

Heather Duke - Annaleigh Ashford

Theatre credits: Legally Blonde the Musical, Wicked, Kinky Boots

Heather Chandler - Elizabeth Gillies 

Theatre credits: 13 the Musical

Jason “JD” Dean - Matt Doyle

Theatre credits: Spring Awakening, Bye Bye Birdie, The Book of Mormon

Veronica Sawyer - Anna Kendrick

Theatre credits: A Little Night Music

INTRODUCING TEAM CAPTAINS

RED TEAM - matildasandmormonses

BLUE TEAM - in-the-heights

PINK TEAM - twistedthemusical

GREEN TEAM - ruthiemiles

YELLOW TEAM - jenniferdamianos

Thank you to everyone who applied. If you were not selected, we still love you and loved your creations so we’ll be adding you to a team in the next few days. If you would like to participate, reblog this post by wednesday! On friday, teams will be announced so stay tuned!

tbh if they ever make heathers into a musical movie if they don’t choose the original cast then i would rather they cast actual teenagers in the parts than other famous people? because it’s a musical about teenagers and high school and okay, yeah, murder and suicide and loss too, but it’s from the teenage perspective so, really, it would be nice to see at least an under twenty cast for it

How I Describe Musicals
  • Little Shop of Horrors:A man kills people and feeds them to a plant so he can become famous and get the girl of his dreams. Surprisingly, it doesn't work out.
  • Les Miserables:It's sad, the songs are sad, everyone is sad in the beginning and dead in the end.
  • Phantom of the Opera:A man stalks a singer who feels somewhat attracted to him but also thinks he is the ghost o her father, while she is also in love with her childhood friend. This makes her stalker jealous and goes on a killing spree.
  • Wicked:Musical fanfiction of the Wizard of Oz.
  • Heathers:Teenagers learn that everything will turn out fine in the end, even if you accidentally murder the most popular girl in school.
  • RENT:Everyone has AIDS and Mark is alone.
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I assume this is exactly what she wanted.

I LIKE...
  • Looking hot, buying stuff they cannot:Leo, Libra, Gemini
  • Drinking hard, maxing dad's credit card:Aquarius, Virgo, Pisces
  • Skipping gym, scaring her, screwing him:Scorpio, Sagittarius, Cancer
  • Killer clothes, kicking nerds in the nose:Aries, Capricorn, Taurus

if a mean girls musical happens can barrett wilbert weed play kady?? and you know, they might as well cast jessica keenan wynn as regina. and you know cast elle mclemore as karen, and alice lee as gretchen. then they can change the names to veronica, heather, heather, and heather. and while they’re at it they could revive heathers. revive heathers.

Heathers: a summary
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*talks to JD*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*pukes*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Chandler:*dies*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*kills Kurt and Ram*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Duke:*becomes the new Heather Chandler*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*dumps JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather McNamara:*tries to kill herself*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*tries to blow up school*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*shoots JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe you better do it
  • JD:*blows self up*
  • Veronica:fuckin' finally jesus christ i'm going back to hanging around nerds