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Heathers: The Musical/Movie starters
  • "Are we gonna have a problem?"
  • "You've got a bone to pick?"
  • "Why are you pulling on my dick?"
  • "You've come so far! Why now?!"
  • "Why are you being such a mega-bitch?"
  • "Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"
  • "Do I look like Mother Teresa to you?"
  • "Chaos is what killed the dinosaurs, darling."
  • "Color me stoked.."
  • "SHUT UP, <name here>!"
  • "I just killed my best friend..!"
  • "They only want me for a friend, or a fuck!"
  • "Are you a Heather?"
  • "You look like hell."
  • "Suicide is a private thing."
  • "The extreme always seems to make an impression."
  • "What is your damage?"
  • "Did you eat a brain tumor, this morning?"
  • "The demon queen/king of high school has decreed it."
  • "I'm a dead girl walking."
  • "Fine --- or damaged.."
  • "Yeah, we're damaged.."
  • "Don't you want a life with me?"
  • "Can't we be seventeen?"
  • "Greetings, and salutations!"
  • "Care for a hit?"
  • "My teen-angst bull shit has a body count."
  • "Whether to kill yourself or not is one of the most important decisions a teenager can make."
  • "Why can't you just be a friend?"
  • "It's up to me to take her place!"
  • "It's one thing to want someone out of your life, but it's another thing to serve them a wake-up cup full of liquid drainer."
  • "Maybe it's time to take a vacation."
  • "I've been through ten high schools."
  • "Freeze your brain!"
  • "You wanted to be a member of the most powerful clique in school."
  • "It's kind of scary that everyone's got a little story to tell."
  • "You blow it tonight, girl, and it's keggers with kids all next year."
  • "Now it's just me any my dad, we're less formal."
  • "I've learned the world doesn't owe you a cent."
  • "The sky's going to hurt when it falls."
  • "You better start building some walls."
  • "Fight pain with more pain."
  • "Sorry, but I really had to wake you."
  • "I'd normally slap your face off."
  • "I like looking hot!"
  • "I crave a boon"
  • "What boon?"
  • "Set this dumb ablaze!"
4

Going Backstage with the Cast of Heathers the Musical

"I see the crayons on your spot. Do you get into character as a murdering teenage girl by coloring?"

"Yeah. I think it’s appropriate. Yeah. Teenage girls, you know… They color, right? I think?"

"Yeah. Yeah, they do. Totally. Absolutely."