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Beautiful - Heathers Genderbend au lyrics

So to answer some questions. Yes I will be posting genderbent versions of the lyrics. Yes you can suggest lines for lyrics I haven’t posted yet. No you can’t ask me to change lyrics I’ve already posted. However if you spot a typo you can tell me about it.

Anyway here’s Beautiful.

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HONEY, WATCHU WAITIN’ FOR?

WELCOME TO MY CANDY STORE

IT’S TIME FOR YOU TO PROVE YOU’RE NOT A LOSER ANYMORE

Ṱ̵̠ͨ̌ͮͧ͐ͯ̇̌̚H̢̘̖̦͙̦ͤ͡E̼͐ͮ͆̓ͅN̸̙̱ͨ͌̚̕ ͌͏̳̙̹͉͖S̢̱ͬ̋ͫ̔́T͈͉͚͎̘̮̐ͦ̓͛̽͠Ẹ̷̣̠̠̖̥̯̝ͩ͐̓ͤ͌ͪ̚P̢̯̰̻̯͑ͪ̅̿̚ ̶͍̺͂̾͑ͫI̶̠͇̦̍̂̈́ͤ̏̆̓̂͢ͅN̨̨̟̲̞̖̟ͪ̀͒ͣ̆̑͑̇̕ͅT̛̰̥͕̰͓̯̜͇ͬ̍͒͗̎ͤȎ̟͕̬͖̦̼̹̠ͣ̀́ ̢̘̗͍͇̠͇͍͇ͩ̒̓̐̌͟͠M̴̗̣̹̹̟̟̜̀̏̾̐̃̿̒Y͔̲̲͇̩̓͛ͣ̃ͥͭ͊͜ ̷̡̠̟̞̠̟ͪ̒ͭ͂͗̆̋̓̇C̳̿̄̂ͩ̈͡A̪̭̝̹͓͌͌͠N̷̴̤̼̮̳͈͋̿̒͛̎͆̇ͩD̲̯̳ͦ̃̌̈̓͢Y̘͙̖̦͖͙̪͇̓͆̋͋̎̾ͭ̋͘ ̶̵͕͈̬͚́̎̋͆ͧͨ̿ͪͅS̮̮̰͗̎̒̅̍͐̀͟T̛͇̯̤̻͖̟̲̺̥̃ͯ̌̉̚͘Ǫ͓̭̭̽́̎̆̅ͫͣͪ͜R̡̩͎ͨ͌̓Eͯ̒͒ͣͨ͊ͪͩͯ͏͘҉͎̣̪

Heathers the Musical: A Summary
  • Beautiful: i fuckin hate this place jk now I’m hot and popular
  • Candy Store: the Schuyler Sisters + evil
  • Fight For Me: dAAAAAAaaaaamn
  • Freeze Your Brain: tragic backstory™
  • Big Fun: my first week of college in a nutshell
  • Dead Girl Walking: sexytimes
  • The Me Inside of Me: wait now she’s somehow MORE popular
  • Blue: fuckboys perpetrate rape culture
  • Our Love is God: “i worship you” awwww “i worship you” cool bUT IT’S STILL MURDER J.D.
  • Prom or Hell: my bf is a triple murderer but he’s hot as fuck soooo
  • My Dead, Gay Son: our sons were gay and whoops so are we
  • Seventeen: murder is probably a no no
  • Shine a Light: oversharing teacher + snappy choreo = still uncomfortable
  • Lifeboat: bitchy cheerleader revealed to be cinnamon roll
  • Shine a Light Reprise: “what the fuck heather” -Heather D. “what the FUCK heather?!!?!” -audience
  • Kindergarten Boyfriend: we’re supposed to feel bad for her but also she kept a scab in a locket?? + more suicide
  • Yo Girl: scariest song in the show tbh
  • Meant to be Yours: VERONICA openthe opentheDOOR plEAse
  • Dead Girl Walking Reprise: surprise bitch, bet you thought you’d seen the last of me
  • I Am Damaged: i would die for you and now im gonna*BOOm*
  • Seventeen Reprise: fuck you all and lets go watch The Princess Bride
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some heathers valentines day cards!! sorry they’re just doodles and tht there’s only 2, i’m working on another valentines thing!! which will be coming out on actual valentines day lmao

anyway, feel free to send these to ppl!!