voltron amusement park headcanons

i was inspired so here:

  • hunk fuckin destroys at the arcade
  • he also destroys at those boardwalk games
  • wins everyone stuffed animals
  • lance naively challenges him to a virtual racecar match
  • lance ends up crying
  • like i said before, keith is a roller coaster/thrill ride nut. the second they get to the park he makes a bee line for the coasters
  • he’s been on kingda ka, he’s been on el toro, he’s been on top thrill dragster. he’s been on them all. he’s seen some things.
  • pidge isn’t really into roller coasters but she goes apeshit over bumper cars
  • “GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY SHITLORD” - pidge as she smashes her car into a five year old’s
  • shiro films her from the sidelines with his giant 90s camcorder
  • “pidge! pidge look this way sweetie!”
  • pidge roars at the camera
  • shiro: *tearfully* they grow up so fast
  • allura splurges on all the sweets, comes back to shiro’s bench with her arms full of every flavor of cotton candy and ice cream imagineable
  • shiro takes one look at her load
  • allura squints because fuck u she wants her sweets
  • but shiro only says “you didn’t get popcorn. we have to go back and get popcorn.”
  • coran is the designated holder of bags/purses/toys, but he does join in at one point to challenge hunk to a match
  • everyone is concerned for coran’s health
  • hunk is hesitant but agrees
  • they get set up
  • everyone starts screaming
  • coran is crowned god
  • hunk resigns himself to hanging out with pidge, who insists they go on the tilt-a-whirl
  • hunk has never been on the tilt-a-whirl
  • it does not end well
  • hunk: crying
  • pidge: maniacal Chaotic Neutral laughter
  • keith gets bored going on coasters by himself so he finds lance flirting with an employee and drags him on with him
  • lance refuses
  • keith: what are you, scared?
  • lance: WHAT NO i just don’t wanna be stuck sitting next to YOU
  • keith doesn’t believe him so lance is forced to prove his honor
  • about five seconds into the car going up the hill he starts screaming and clutches onto keith’s hand for dear life
  • he screams throughout the whole thing
  • not even separate screams just one long continuous scream
  • keith feels bad so he doesn’t say anything when they get off the ride and lance has to lie down on a bench for 10 minutes
  • lance gets his revenge by dragging keith to the haunted house
  • the reason lance thought the castle was haunted was because he’s a huge horror fan
  • loves movies, video games, comics, novels, rides, anything to do with monsters, and loves being scared
  • keith likes them too, but he just can’t do haunted houses
  • keith doesn’t scream per se, but he’s tight lipped and stiff throughout the whole thing and never lets go of lance’s sleeve
  • elsewhere shiro and allura decide to ride the love boat/tunnel of love together Just As Friends (hhahahhahaha)
  • it’s dark and romantic and there are candles and stuff
  • they kinda look at each other then look away
  • shalalalalala my oh my looks like the boy’s too shy
  • they finally work up the nerve to lean in, lean in, lean in-
  • out of nowhere pidge pops up behind them “hey you guys got anymore fig newtons?”
  • allura shrieks and shiro nearly tips over the boat
  • hunk appears too (they were both hiding in the backseat) “im so sorry it was all pidge’s idea oh gosh please don’t be mad”
  • shiro and allura just stare
  • finally allura rubs her temples and decides to take a nap on shiro cause he’s comfy
  • shiro hands over the fig newtons
  • at the end of the day hunk challenges coran to a rematch
  • they tie, and both regard the other as an equal
  • the end
Protective(Jealous)!Peter Parker

Request: YOURE MY FAVORITE BLOG. pls always stay this awesome. can i have a protective peter parker imagine? i know its not much of a detail, honestlyy its upto u x
Being the worst fic writer, I promised a lot of imagines to be posted yesterday, yet I posted 0. I guess I’m under school stress right now, which we start tomorrow and I’m honestly not ready for it mentally. ALSO ILY ALL I GOT 500 FOLLOWERS LIKE WHAAAT???

Peter Parker being protective/jealous would include:

Originally posted by jurassicparking

-When he realizes someone is hitting on you, he would try to act like he didn’t see it,

-He would instantly pout,

-Also, he would glare at the guy so bad, if looks could kill, I would pray for that guy,

-He lets out loud sighs to get your attention,

-He would also be very touchy

-He would play with your hair, hold your hand tightly,

-When the person that has been flirting you also gets touchy too, he starts to losing it slowly,

-Because he also he knows you don’t want strangers to touch you,

-He becomes very overprotective,

-He would immediately wrap his arms around your waist,

-And would stare at you until you look back at him,

-He would try to act cool but miserably fail,


-“I’m so sorry Y/N, I didn’t mean to hit you in the face!”

-You would finally realize what was going on the entire time,

-You would giggle, thinking how adorable Peter is,

-“Were you jealous?”

-“Me? Jealous? Pfff… Not in a million years! Does he know I’m Spiderman though?”


-“But babe, I was just wondering, you love me right?”

-You would stare into his eyes deeply,

-“There are no reasons for you to doubt that.”

-Since he is not convinced yet, he sighs, thinking he doesn’t deserve you,

-But when you hold his face in your hands and kiss him passionately,

-He promises himself, he wouldn’t think for a second about you leaving him.

What if Señor Bun wasn't the first stuffed animal Jack had shared his bed with?

As a fourteen year old, Jack Zimmermann sat on a bus to Ottawa, on his way to play his first away game as a young hockey player. It was the first time he spent a night away from home without a parent, but he was excited. He was captain of the team and they were the top in their league, and he was happy.

Wedged deep in his bag, between his pyjamas and Uncle Marios biography was Jess, his old tattered Sheepdog. Missing an eye and reeking of his mothers Givenchy perfume after his toddler hands had learned to unscrew bottles and spill the contents everywhere, the old girl has seen better days, but to Jack she was perfect.

Alicia tried to tell Jack to leave her at home. Jack was already having a hard enough time with his team; even though he was captain, they teased him mercilessly about his weight, his squeaky breaking voice, and the acne that was plastered across his chin. He didn’t need them finding out that he slept with an old plushie, they would break his heart. But when Alicia tried to explain this to Jack, he felt his heart start to race and the weird shakes he got in his hands came back, the ones that he couldn’t stop and made his breathing go all funny. The idea of a night without Jess terrified him. Who else was going to be there for him when he woke up from his nightmares, face wet and bed wetter? She didn’t know who Bad Bob or all his uncles were, and how much of a disappointment Jack was to them, she loved him for who he was and didn’t shake her head and sigh when he missed easy shots at practice.

They lost the game that night. The players on the other team were all a foot taller and wider, and Jack was targeted from the first second by the broad shouldered defencemen. Coach Collins congratulated them afterwards, told them they played a great game and patted Jacks shoulder as he spoke, but Jack just stared hard at his socked feet, a hand buried deep in his bag clutching Jess’ soft body. He went straight to bed at the hotel and hid her under the blankets, and managed to wait until his roommate fell asleep before he started to cry. His heart ached as he imagined his Papas voice when he called in the morning, laden with barely hidden disappointment. Jacks breathing came hard and fast as he buried his face into Jess, and his nails bit into his wrist where he had them buried, the pain always made him feel better. It was hours before he finally exhausted himself enough to fall asleep.

On the bus home, Jack was silent. The boys around him joked and laughed, the loss almost took a weight off their shoulders- this was nothing but a pressure filled hobby for them. Jess was hidden beneath a gearbag on the seat next to him, her soft, worn ear cluched in his hand between his index finger and thumb. He was startled by a laugh in his ear as one of the boys launched himself over the seat behind him and grabbed the gearbag off the seat next to Jack.

“Oooh, how is Fatty Jackie today? How-”

Jacks heart stopped at the exact same second as the boys sentence fell away. Before he could move, he felt Jess leave his his hand, and the boy was holding Jacks lifeline aloft in the middle of the bus, far beyond Jacks reach.

The entire team burst into laughter as they began to throw Jess around the bus, each boy tossing an insult in Jacks direction as they went. But Jack heard nothing but his own heartbeat as Jess’ tiny body made its way down the bus. Finally, a tall red-headed boy at the back, the one that held Jacks head down the toilet one day after practice, finally got his hands on Jess, gave Jack a huge smile and waved Jess teasingly in his direction, before flinging the tiny stuffed animal out of the open bus window and onto the highway.

Jack didn’t call Papa that day. His dinner went cold on the table but he told Alicia that Coach wanted him to diet anyway. His hands shook too much to tie his laces for weeks afterward and he was alone when the nightmares woke him. Years later, when he felt the cold bathroom floor tile again his cheek, and his vision start to blur, he felt the softness of soft, worn fur between his index finger and thumb, and the faint scent of a perfume he hadn’t smelled in years.

anonymous asked:

I have this dumb headcanon from your Retirement comic that Junkrat's memory is so sketchy that Roadhog's taken to putting sticky notes everywhere and all for little mundane things like "Don't use this sink it hasn't worked in two years" and "Close the fucking fridge when you're done"

💕💕💕 thats so stupidly cute. Oh gosh. I really like it.
I mean both of their memories are already plenty sketchy, and adding 20 years to it certainly wouldn’t help. I imagine Hog forgets to throw them out afterwards, so there’s just so many scribbled sticky notes everywhere. I’m sure Jamie, to be a wise-ass, replies to them with his own notes like “do it yrself” or “we arr out of tea” and a little crude doodle to go with it.

Ohhhhh thats really cute.

Voltron scenario

We all know that, in the 11th episode of Voltron, everything went horribly wrong. But if you asked yourself “What could possibly go worse than this?” well, let me tell you about this possible scenario where everything goes even worse than that.

Remember the last episode, when Haggar used her magic against the wormhole the Paladins were using? Well, we all know that that magic caused the wormhole to turn unstable, and that it’s going to send the Paladins to uncertain places.

But, ask yourself this: Who is to say that the paladins won’t be sent to an uncertain future?

I’ll put the rest of this under a cut.

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anonymous asked:

You know how Hunk makes Keith laugh really hard at the party? I think that Hunk is able to make Keith laugh easier than anyone else. Whenever he notices Keith seems down, or is anxious he'll crack a joke or do something silly to get Keith to crack up. He loves the sound of his laugh.

Absolutely. Hunk is so good at reading Keith’s emotions? It’s great.

I know it’s not that same of what you’re saying, but I drew this a while ago and thought about sharing. Keith accidentally slips into Galra form (because he can’t control it very well yet) and Hunk worries that he’ll try to run, or hide, or make excuses, or get very defensive… but then Keith starts laughing at himself

And Hunk is in peace.

anonymous asked:

Hi, sorry to hear that you're having a hard time. I firmly believe that Will is a know it all when it comes to history

This is honestly the best because I also firmly believe that Will would be the dumbass who’s going on and on about something to do with the early 1900′s and Nico is like, that’s literally not true, no. But Will insists and Nico has to be like, “Will, my precious idiot, I was there in 1932.”

“You were only eight!”

You weren’t even alive!

Jehan volunteers at a soup kitchen, and rather than use the provided pots, they bring their own because they want to add personality to the soup kitchen, make it seem more homey. The only thing is, Jehan doesn’t use a pot for their home cooking. They use a cauldron for aesthetic.

The first time Jehan meets Montparnasse is when Montparnasse catches them leave the soup kitchen with a cauldron and tries to steal the cauldron from Jehan.

spacelionshiro  asked:

Headcanon time: Keith couldn't cook to save his life before Shiro left. While Shiro was away on the Kerberos mission, Keith spent most of his free time learning how to cook, trying so hard to learn how to make Shiro's favorite meals as a surprise for when he got back. The day he finally learned how to cook Shiro's absolute favorite meal, was the day it was announced the Kerberos mission was a failure and it was reported that the crew was supposedly dead.

Originally posted by peaceisthenewhappy

it started out cute……………..why are you like this

anonymous asked:

Mai was born and raised Earth Kingdom royalty AU

  • Earth King Ukano had two children: Princess Mai, aged 15 years at the start of our saga; and Prince Tom-Tom, who’s but a toddler. Just like canon, Mai was raised to be the perfect lady in every respect, must to her displeasure. meanwhile, she has Long Feng instructing her and there is is no war in Ba Sing Se and the like.  
  • Anyway, one day when she’s bored out of her mind, she goes to this nice little tea shop where she meets a boy named Lee, and neither prince nor princess know the identity of the other. 
  • So you’re a bored as fuck princess in Ba Sing Se, and all of a sudden there’s a war, and the nice tea server is apparently the banished prince of the Fire Nation and–what the fuck is happening? You have no home now so now you and your family are traveling with the Avatar and his friends, trying to find safe harbor. 
  • Mai goes with the Gaang to attack the Fire Nation during the Day of Black Sun
  • Toph is still the one that tries to get the Gaang to let Zuko into the group, but now Zuko has both Katara AND Mai being angry with him for two different but related reasons. 
  • Mai is with Toph and co. during Sozin’s Ciomet, I think. Unless Mai, Katara, and Zuko form a badass squad.

random headcanons for Bucky dating a nurse/doctor:

  • He’s so interested in your line of work. He knows the very basic medical stuff so he’s always interested in the more complex procedures and will regularly ask about it.
  • He knows the long hours and shifts can be hard for you so he really respects that. He’ll run you a bath when you come home, if you’re hungry will prepare some food and will leave you alone when you want to sleep - unless of course you want him there beside you.
  • You’ve had to patch him up more than a few times and each time, he stares at you with an awe filled expression.
  • He asks how your day was and asks what happened during your day and he listens to every word.
  • He gives you massages when you’re tense and stressed after a long day
  • He’s so proud of you. He’s so unbelievably proud of you and what you do for people and how you help.
  • He’s so impressed by you. He’s utterly always impressed by you.
Berena headcanon post thing
  • who hogs the duvet 

I think Serena hogs the duvet, Bernie kind of lets it happen to begin with because it’s warm and she doesn’t need the cover, but when the weather starts getting cold she thinks tactically… Serena always has the duvet tucked under her chin, so the first night it’s a little chilly Bernie places her head in the crook of Serena’s neck as an almost duvet replacement… Serena lets go of the duvet which Bernie then throws over the both of them, keeping them both snuggled and warm.

  • who texts/rings to check how their day is going 

If the two of them aren’t working the same shift, the one at home will always text throughout the day, and the one at work rings the other at lunchtime. Serena always wants to know the gossip if there is any, and Bernie isn’t very good at finding out the gossip, so she will corner Morven or Fletch before the phone call to get the low down first!

  • who’s the most creative when it comes to gifts 

Bernie. For an example, look no further than the survival pack she gave Serena on her first day back. She is also thoughtful and for Christmas Bernie teamed up with Jason to get Serena a perfect gift. A day wine tasting, followed by a night at the theatre, watching Serena’s favourite musical - Mamma Mia.

  • who gets up first in the morning 

Bernie has always been an early riser, something the army taught her. However since staying at Serena’s she has gotten better at laying in. On the days where she can’t sleep Serena will always get up with her, and they’ll sit on the sofa drinking coffee together.

  • who suggests new things in bed 

Serena… She’s a researcher and likes to try lots of different things….

  • who cries at movies 

Serena for sure. Anything relatively sad will have her crying. Although, if there is a dog involved Bernie is right there next to her sobbing into the box of tissues…

  • who gives unprompted massages 

Serena knows that Bernie has bad days with her back, and she can normally sense it without Bernie even mentioning it. So when they get home from work Serena goes and runs a hot bath for the both of them, and then she’ll light some candles and after the bath she’ll give Bernie a rather long and relaxing massage. Bernie returns the favour with foot rubs whenever Serena makes the decision to wear high heels to work.

  • who fusses over the other when they’re sick 

They are both pretty good, Bernie will take care of Serena, making sure she’s got everything she needs, running to the shop to buy her medication, insisting she goes home from work when all they’re doing is paperwork, then completing said paperwork for Serena so she doesn’t fall behind.

If Bernie admits to being ill, then things must be bad. Serena is a rather good cook so has batches of soup made and frozen. Bernie swears this soup is a magic cure for any illness, and she gets through pints of it when she is poorly.

  • who gets jealous easiest

Serena is protective of Bernie, in the sense that when another woman talks to her, Serena will immediately give this woman the side eye, assessing the situation. 

Bernie was never really jealous, until she found out Serena and Ric were a bit of a thing. Since then whenever they go out together and Ric is there, Bernie will always plant herself between them. Of course, Bernie thinks she’s being subtle, but Serena can see it happening, and silently rolls her eyes every time. 

Neither of them have anything to worry about though, as it is obvious to everyone they only have eyes for each other.

  • who has the most embarrassing taste in music 

Serena is a musicals fan, so it depends what you class as embarrassing. If they are in the car together, Bernie insists on the windows being up the whole journey. She says it’s because she doesn’t want people knowing she’s forced to listen to the Wicked soundtrack, but Serena knows it’s actually because she doesn’t want people knowing she knows every word to the Wicked soundtrack, and sings aloud to her hearts content every time it’s on.

  • who takes the longest to get ready 

They are both about the same. Serena takes longer to put make up on though. 

  • who is the most tidy and organised 

Bernie is organised when it comes to time management, and punctuality. Serena is organised when it comes to a tidy desk, and a tidy house. Serena says you can always tell where Bernie has been last, as she leaves a trail of chaos behind her.

  • who gets most excited about the holidays

They both like Christmas, but Serena wasn’t prepared for the level of cheer Bernie went to. She returned home from work on December the first to lights adorning the front of her house, and Bernie sat on the sofa wearing reindeer antlers, with a big childlike grin spread across her face. They both decorate the tree together, and enjoy a nice chilled Christmas holiday with Jason on Christmas day, and Eleanor, Cameron and Charlotte on boxing day. On new years eve they hosted a massive board game tournament with the whole staff of AAU. A lot of Shiraz was consumed, and alliances were formed between the teams, with spying and cheating occurring. The night ended with everyone crashed out in Serena’s living room, watching the countdown together as a family.

  • who is the big spoon/little spoon

It depends on who has had a bad day. If you’ve had a bad day you are entitled to become the little spoon for the night! So long as they are close together though, they don’t really have a preference. 

  • who gets most competitive when playing games and/or sports

Ever since Serena found out Bernie let her win the arm wrestle, she has become adamant that she will beat Bernie at every game they play. Be it noughts and crosses in a boring meeting, or a night long Monopoly game that ended with Serena going to bed in a huff because Bernie beat her again. Of course this mood disappeared when Bernie snuggled up to her in bed and kissed her on the cheek saying they can have a rematch another day.

  • who suggests that they buy a pet 

They would both like a dog, but agreed that their work schedule didn’t quite allow the time needed to look after one at the minute. However, Serena decided to sponsor a penguin in Bernie’s name one night, after a lot of Shiraz and a cute advert.

  • who collects something unusual

Bernie. Every time she goes some place with sand, she will collect a little in a cork top bottle, and label it. She has one from each tour she did with the army, and each holiday she has been on. They hold good and bad memories within them, and Bernie likes to look at them and think about how many grains of sand there are in the world, and how lucky she is to have seen so many places.

  • what couple traditions they have

They make sure they go out for dinner together once every few weeks, just the two of them. Also if either have a big day at work, or a meeting or something, they will make sure the other’s clothes are ironed and hung ready to be worn. On their anniversary they sit together in the peace garden and reminisce about all that has changed within the year. The good and the bad. 

  • what other couple they hang out with 

They don’t really hang out with any couples, Dom and Isaac are a bit young for them. They do make sure they take Morven out for drinks every once in a while though. And they have an AAU family dinner once a month, with Raf, Fletch, Fletch’s kids, and Morven. A roast dinner with all the trimmings. 

  • who made the first move 

Serena. Although Bernie most certainly had feelings for Serena, she didn’t want to risk losing the wonderful friendship, so stayed silent. Serena kissed Bernie, and after a little time contemplating her feelings, realised all she wanted in life was Bernie. The rest is history…

  • who brings flowers home 

Ah. Serena made the mistake of bringing home flowers once for Bernie, a big bouquet of roses. Bernie was grateful and said they were beautiful. However, within an hour, Bernie’s eyes had gone watery and red, and she couldn’t stop sneezing. Serena felt bad, but then Bernie explained that she’d had hay fever her entire life, and flowers were the worst trigger for her! From that moment on, if either wanted to surprise the other, Serena would buy Bernie chocolate, and Bernie would buy Serena a bottle of her favourite Shiraz.

Too soon


  • he will be very unfair to you and yell at the world
  • if it’s because of a disease, he wion’t even be there to see you die
  • if it was after a battle he will threaten to kill you if you die
  • pretend you didn’t mean anything to him while breaking down on the inside


  • cry his eyes out and hold you close while you die
  • he won’t anyone touch your body for hours
  • he will change after your death, and not for the better
  • will keep every memory of you


  • will ignore you in favour of finding a way to keep you alive
  • will erase every memory of you
  • everyone around him will worry that he will destory himself over your death

livingflame  asked:

shiro really likes to run his fingers through keith's hair. but when keith noticed shiro always only used his human hand, he'd make a point of grabbing shiro's prosthetic hand and very unsubtly moving it to rest on top of his head until shiro used it as well. and shiro gives awesome scalp massages. he can take keith from headachey and stressed to lax and all but purring in minutes. also, keith really likes it when shiro tangles his hands in keith's hair when they're being intimate. --thingswhat

*AGRESSIVELY NODS* YES YES YES hoooooooo yes im all for shiro giving NICE MASSAGES THANK YOU