“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. Someone who likes musicals and knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. That’s what I want.”
concept: the entire smh crew + friends working at the disneyland parks.
bits is working as a chef at the jolly holiday bakery cafe who occasionally visits jack, an animator who works at the animation academy and is best friends with shitty, tho he’s referred to as mr. knight at the parks.
shitty doesn’t work at the parks but is involved at disney animations a lot since his girlfriend lardo is both an animator for disney shorts and an occasional imagineer for the parks. she loves going to the parks bc a) her work is there woot woot and b) ransom & holster are performers in the parade and shows. (occasionally they’re seen at
Le Salon Nouveau in D33 but shhh no one knows that).
nursey and dex are apart of the college program, along with chowder. nurse is always operating rides and somehow, dex is always there to fix it. chowder is an assistant to all face characters and loves hanging out with farmer, who plays belle in the shows and at meet and greets.
they definitely have a blast closing down the park occasionally
POE IS A GIFT FROM THE FUCKING GODS HE IS SO EPIC AND BRAVE AND STRONG HE'S THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR HE'S A DISNEY PRINCE BUT HE COULD PROBABLY DECAPITATE YOU ACTUALLY HE COULD KILL ANYBODY AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BADASS HE IS
shh please don't scream I know Poe is a beautiful, rule-breaking moth, but he is still a moth
so everybody is on hux finding ren and saving him from the exploding starkiller like a disney prince.
but what about: hux going to save ren because snoke ordered him to and walking straight to him with a *i’m gonna slap you, you pathetic piece of shit* face and when kylo sees him he just holds his breath in shame and looks to the ground and hux grabs ren’s face and just kisses him angrily because *you son-of-a-bitch damn i love you*