He's-like-a-damn-Disney-prince

  • It's 3 am in the morning, A and B are watching disney movies. The movie they're currently watching is aladdin.
  • person A: *smiling* you know, I kinda wish If I ever be in a relationship, it would be this cute and romantic
  • Person B: you want to be with a prince who, just met you, lied to you so he could get with you, and don't even know if he's only marrying you for lust/power? You really are a naive disney princess
  • Person A: ...........
  • Person B: I was jok---
  • Person A: say one more word, and I'm kicking your ass out in the damn snow.
  • [NOTE: This isn't against meant to offend anyone who likes Aladdin/Jasmine. It's just a harmless ITO]

“I want someone who will be monogamous and nice to his mother. Someone who likes musicals and knows to just shut his mouth when I’m watching Lost. And I want someone who thinks being really into cars is lame and strip clubs are gross. I want someone who will actually empty the dishwasher instead of just taking out forks as needed, like I do. I want someone with clean hands and feet and beefy forearms like a damn Disney prince. And I want him to genuinely like me, even when I’m old. That’s what I want.”

Liz Lemon, 30 Rock

Alternate Descendants Song Titles
  • Rotten to the Core: Vandalism Set to Dubstep
  • Evil Like Me: Kristin Chenoweth Was on Broadway!
  • Did I Mention: Love Potions Make Me Sing
  • If Only: Damn It, He's Cute
  • Be Our Guest: The Whitest Thing In the Whole Movie
  • If Only (Reprise): Emotional Cupcake Baking
  • Set It Off: They Won't Kiss Until the Sequel

concept: the entire smh crew + friends working at the disneyland parks.

bits is working as a chef at the jolly holiday bakery cafe who occasionally visits jack, an animator who works at the animation academy and is best friends with shitty, tho he’s referred to as mr. knight at the parks.

shitty doesn’t work at the parks but is involved at disney animations a lot since his girlfriend lardo is both an animator for disney shorts and an occasional imagineer for the parks. she loves going to the parks bc a) her work is there woot woot and b) ransom & holster are performers in the parade and shows. (occasionally they’re seen at  Le Salon Nouveau in D33 but shhh no one knows that).

nursey and dex are apart of the college program, along with chowder. nurse is always operating rides and somehow, dex is always there to fix it. chowder is an assistant to all face characters and loves hanging out with farmer, who plays belle in the shows and at meet and greets.

they definitely have a blast closing down the park occasionally 

The Batfamily as Disney Princes/Princesses:

Dick : Prince Charming

Originally posted by alleopatia

Like Jason said: Dick treats everything like he’s asking a girl if he can buy her cotton candy. This one’s kind of a no-brainer people.

Jason : Flynn Rider (Eugene Fitzherbert)

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

His sarcastic ass is gonna get beat.

Tim : Tiana

Originally posted by thedisneyprincessposts-blog

Let’s be real, Tiana is the smartest Disney princess.

Damian : Merida

Originally posted by nerdreamer

Damian is totally the type to run off into a forest of animals and fuck shit up with his parents.

Duke : Kristoff

Originally posted by disneyfrozenthings

Duke is fucking realistic is what he is. He damn well knows you shouldn’t marry someone after the first date.

Cassandra : Mulan

Originally posted by pop-crash

Cass has no time to play games, she gon defeat the Huns singlehandedly. 

Barbara : Belle

Originally posted by griffinteen

The girl knows her shit. Both of them.

Stephanie : Aladdin

Originally posted by arie-ll

She ain’t royalty from birth and she knows it but damn if you don’t treat her right.

Harper : Pocahontas

Originally posted by teendotcom

A dead mother and the most understanding person you’ll meet. But don’t fuck with her.

Bruce : Prince Adam (The Beast)

Originally posted by waltdisneydiary

We all know why.

Bonus

Alfred : Fa Zhou (Mulan’s Dad)

Originally posted by thefilmfatale

He’s the best dad we know and damn has he got some patience.

Requested by @wherethereisbeauty

  • Me: POE IS A GIFT FROM THE FUCKING GODS HE IS SO EPIC AND BRAVE AND STRONG HE'S THE KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOUR HE'S A DISNEY PRINCE BUT HE COULD PROBABLY DECAPITATE YOU ACTUALLY HE COULD KILL ANYBODY AND WALK AWAY LIKE THE BADASS HE IS
  • Me @me: shh please don't scream I know Poe is a beautiful, rule-breaking moth, but he is still a moth

so everybody is on hux finding ren and saving him from the exploding starkiller like a disney prince.
but what about: hux going to save ren because snoke ordered him to and walking straight to him with a *i’m gonna slap you, you pathetic piece of shit* face and when kylo sees him he just holds his breath in shame and looks to the ground and hux grabs ren’s face and just kisses him angrily because *you son-of-a-bitch damn i love you*