He's-killing-me

Hannibal Problems:

  • is turned on by strong-willed independent women who resist him and temporarily force him into a submissive position
  • really wants to cuddle and be clingy af as he takes over their entire life to be the only thing that matters to them ever
I had a friend over...
  • Me:What do you want to do now?
  • Her:Let's watch something.
  • Me:INTERNAL SCREAMING
  • Me:Well, there is this ONE show you might like...
  • (2 nail polish scenes and J-Lo on Ellen later)
  • Me:What do you think?
  • Her:Let's do it.
  • Me:(after the pilot) So, you have to go home now and see your husband and kids?
  • Her:Screw it. Let's watch another one.
  • Me:INTERNAL SCREAMING
  • Me:Sure. I mean, if you want to.
  • (some minutes later)
  • Me:DO NOT SCREAM WHEN JUDE MENTIONS CONNOR
  • Me:DO NOT SCREAM WHEN CALLIE IS TICKLING JUDE
  • Jude:Climbs tree adorably
  • Her:They really cast a beautiful boy to play Jude, didn't they?
  • Me:INTERNAL SCREAMING
  • Me:YASS! JUDE HAS ANOTHER MOM
  • Me:Oh, do you think so?
  • what she says:I'm fine
  • What she means:Richard Armitage finally got recognized for his talent and his wonderful portrayal of thorin oakenshield and he is amazing and I'm trash and he deserves every single bit of recognition and happiness for the amount of effort he puts in his work anD OH GOD OH MY GOD HE IS WEARING A FLOWER CROWN AND JESUS JESUS CHRIST HE IS NAPPING WITH THE FLOWER CROWN AND THIS MAN IS SUCH A FUCKING DORK I'M DONE I'M SO DONE GODDAMMIT I LOVE HIM SO MUCH