He's Still Watching You!

one time i stole a joke from the previous night’s episode of the backyardigans in third grade and some other kid fucking caught me and he was all “oh so you still watch the backyardigans huh.” it ruined my life and but the thing is how the fuck did he know without also having seen the previous episode of the backyardigans? i will forever regret not calling him out on his hypocrisy and i hope that kid is in jail now

who deserves happiness and everything good in the world?

A mix of things I love: summer, beaches and Lance ☆

marinette is the kind of person who could accidentally drink a whole glass of dirty paint water and not notice

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Something I’ll always love about Stanley Pines is he’s always teasing Dipper and Ford about being nerds but half of his interests are super frigging nerdy.

Seriously let’s review here, Stan likes

  • Ray Harryhausen-expy movies.
  • Old horror movies/monster movies in general.
  • A popular children’s cartoon, which he defends as having “a big mystery element and a lot of humor that goes over kids heads.”
  • Frank Frazetta-style artwork (as evidenced by his self-portrait in DaMGtMaNSF.)
  • Animatronics.
  • Making costumes and SFX makeup for Halloween/Summerween.
  • A super costumey period drama

Stan is the biggest nerd-hypocrite in all the lands and it’s adorable.

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CEO!Ash - This is pure fucking filth alright

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“Miss y/n, what’s your input on this?”

You heard your colleague’s voice in the background. But you didn’t react to it. You were focused on something else. Rather someone else. Your boss, that was sitting on the other end of the table, twisting and twirling a pen between his long, slender fingers. He was completely staring at you, head cocked to one side in a rather smug attitude. He was young, not much older than you. Only by a year or two. It always amazed you how successful he was for his age, but with that charm - although he most of the time radiated arrogance… and that smile, his success did not surprise you.

You’d lie if you said you weren’t attracted to him. Hell, that man could have his way with you without you even questioning it, you wouldn’t mind at all. In fact, you wanted it. You wanted him to fuck you, and by judging the look he was giving you, you understood he knew that, too. What made your chest rise and your heartbeat increase, was the fact that he tugged on the collar of his shirt. Then, he gazed up at you again, and the look he was shooting you this time made you weak. He wanted it, too.

“Miss?” your colleague repeated.

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proud

(because I couldn’t HELP myself, okay?)

Jack knew, though. He knew.

There hasn’t been a doubt in his mind. Every time he’s been down to Samwell, every time he watched from a corner in the kitchen as Bitty simultaneously baked muffins and batted away Holster’s interference and counseled the tadpoles on affairs of the heart, it’s been obvious. As much as Jack loves Bittle, this team loves him too. All of them love him.

It’s not just love, though. It’s just that Jack understands the love most. But there’s more to it. Another side to Bittle that he hasn’t been privileged to see, that he can’t see from his vantage point as a former captain and now-boyfriend.

Jack gets his first glimpse of it when the tadpole – Whiskey, his name is – comes in and asks Bittle about his wrist shot. Two years ago, a year ago even, Bittle would have turned to Jack and said, “Gosh, I’m not sure I can – better ask the master.” This time, Bittle out-and-out forgets Jack’s in the room. He picks up a spatula and uses it as a prop to explain launch angles from the stick blade, and Whiskey watches with rapt attention. It’s the look on Whiskey’s face that strikes Jack. He’s never looked at Bittle like that; he’s never had cause to. But Whiskey does.

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Dirty Minded Cap*

Pairing Steve Rogers x Reader
Rating: Explicit - 18+ only
Prompt: Hi there! I loved resolution! Can I request one where the reader usually wears contacts, but runs out and wears her glasses and Steve realizes he has a thing for the naughty librarian look? Total smut. (requested by @ballerinafairyprincess)
Word Count: 2.1k
Genre: NSFW/SMUT
Warnings: Oral sex (female receiving) and unprotected sex. [Sex is safer with a wrapper. Use condoms, folks.]
Author’s Note: I don’t take requests for the moment, but this one has been sent to me after I’ve started posting on this blog, so I thought I could write it and I actually like the prompt. Hope you like it too, though. xx

    You dragged your feet to the kitchen of the Avengers compound, setting a pile of files and books on the counter. Sighing, you reached for the coffee pot and poured yourself a mug. You hummed a long soft moan as you swallowed the hot drink and you leaned against the fridge, looking down and drinking until a certain famous Russian redhead came in.

    “I didn’t know you wore glasses,” Natasha smiled and she poured herself a cup of coffee.

    “I woke up late and I didn’t have time to put in contacts.” You whined, clinging to the rest of the steaming hot liquid and you breathed it in.

    “You know what they say about men loving women wearing glasses,” she obviously quipped and you rolled your eyes playfully.

    “Yeah, of course. Everybody likes the nerd, right?” You chuckled and Steve walked in, joining Natasha behind the counter. “Hi, Steve,” you greeted, watching as his body tensed up when he heard your voice.

    “Y/N,” his smile faded away as he noticed the device perching on the top of the bridge of your nose. “Glasses? You told me you hate them.”

    “I do, but I had no choice. Nat will explain… Sorry, guys, I’ve got a lot of work waiting,” you took back your papers, walking past him with a smile. “See you later, Captain.”

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    Cleanse

    Bucky x reader

    Notes: WARNING! physical abuse, threats, protective Bucky, fluff. 

    A/N: I found this little thing hanging around on my phone. It’s a little dark, but fluffy too. 

    Originally posted by wintersthighs

    1 new text message from Y/N, 10:23 PM:

    ‘Bucky, can you please come over?’

    Bucky checked his phone when he heard the familiar sound of an incoming message. His brow furrowed at the sight.

    “Gotta go” he mumbled hurriedly, and jumped up, grabbing his coat as he ran out the door to the elevator.

    “Hey! Where are you goin’? Thought we were going out!” Sam yelled after him; but the elevator doors already closed.

    “Don’t take it personally, Sam. It’s probably Y/N” Steve quipped with a smirk.

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    Inexorable (2)

    Plot: How does is feel to be arranged to be married to a cocky, arrogant Mafia leader? Once you look at his face, you think you’re lucky, but then he opens his mouth.

    Pairing: Jeon Jungkook x Reader

    Genre: Angst, (eventual) smut, Mafia au!

    Notes: Welp, since so many of you asked for it, here is a part two!! There are two other stories which need a continuation as well, so I might keep requests closed for a while.. Sorry about that. I hope you don’t mind. Feel free to ask me questions, though! Ya’ll are so nice to me! 2,053 Words

    Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 (FINAL)

    The ride to the vacation home wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be. Your husband actually gave you the space you needed. There were brief glares exchanged between the two of you, a whole lot of drinking, and forced slumber – it was a 3 hour ride, after all. 

    When the both of you had finally reached, the luggage was taken out by the bodyguards who had come along, and brought to your huge master bedroom. It was twice the size of your father’s office – if not, bigger – the bed was king-sized, and adorned with silk sheets. The walk-in wardrobe was already stacked with clothes for both sexes, making you wonder why you had even brought luggage in the first place.

    “Too small, honestly,” Jungkook commented, plopping down on the couch by the fireplace. “My room is bigger than this.”

    There he was, ruining the moment again. It was a good thing you were too exhausted to fight with him; but that didn’t mask over the fact that you still wanted to knock him out.

    “Brat..” 

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    BTS reaction to: You being too short to kiss them

    i like cute reactions 


    Jin

    Originally posted by chiminichangas

    He would find this adorable  *cue windshield wiper laugh*  “Ahh jagi you’re so cute!” he would watch you blush but still continue on your tiptoes trying to reach his lips. He would let you struggle for a few more seconds before bending down and giving your lips a peck. 

    Yoongi

    Originally posted by myoongim

    Not Amused  as he watched you struggle to reach his lips. But as you continued to struggle his unamused face was replaced with a cute gummy smile, giggling as you struggled “ahh Jagi, i’m not even that tall” you would pout at him before he leaned down and kissed you.

    Hobi

    Originally posted by ciutae

    Laughing hysterically. To the point where you got too embarrassed and stop trying. He didn’t realized until you were walking away with your head hanging. To which he freaked out and ran after you “Jagi i was only joking! I’m sorry!”  to which you turned around pouting. He pouted back at you before stealing a kiss.

    Namjoon

    Originally posted by jjeonguk

    He would smirk as you stood there on your tip toes with your lips puckered. “Ahh baby girl you want my kiss that bad?”  you nodded and continued your attempt to reach his lips. He chuckled before lifting you up off the ground and wrapping your legs around his waist. You smiled as he planted a kiss on your lips.

    Jimin 

    Originally posted by jiyoongis

    He would find this adorable. He- the shortest member of Bangtan- had a partner that was too short to kiss him. He wouldn’t teaser you too much though, he always the one to get teased about his height and didn’t want you to feel insecure. So after your first two attempts he swooped down and placed a sweet kiss on your lips. “I love you Y/N”

    Taehyung

    Originally posted by seokjins-wings

    He would giggle at your struggle. Finding It impossibly cute to watch. “Ahh Y/N you can just ask for a kiss you know..”  you stopped your struggle and pouted “Taehyung… can i have a kiss please?”  he thought about teasing you about it some more. But the way you asked him was so cute he couldn’t resist. So he leaned down and gave you what you wanted

    Jungkook

    Originally posted by jeonbase

    He watched you struggle and would blush brightly. How were you so damn cute? You pouted when he didn’t try to kiss you back and began to sulk away. But you were surprised when you felt him grab your arm and spin you around. You only smiled as he leaned down and kissed you. He pulled away and smiled before saying “you’re so cute Y/N”


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    [My family, eating in a restaurant. A kid walks past our table in a Star Wars “Rebels Have More Fun” T-Shirt]
    Me: That shirt is inaccurate. Rebels don’t have more fun. No one in Star Wars has more fun than Sheev. I mean, that guy is living his dreams. 
    My Husband: Exactly. Everyone else is mostly watching their friends die and getting betrayed and crying all the time.
    Me: It’s like they never even saw Return of the Jedi. I know he dies in that one, but come on. Sidious is having a BALL right up until the minute he he gets chucked into the abyss. 

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    random phone screencaps of Lin in Do No Harm because I love this character a lot and he deserved so much better

    Dan and Phil have now both called each other family and I don’t think my heart can take that