tamaki:for you haruhi? haruhi are you joking? are you yankin my chain? are you joshin me? haruhi. i would always make time for you. my time is precious but you are more so. haruhi fujioka, you... are a shining pearl in the a sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you *wipes tear*
Tamaki: There is only one good reason for two people to have sex. And that is, love. Haruhi: Tamaki, I love you. But there is many more reasons for having sex. Tamaki: Name one! Haruhi: I can name 50! Make-up sex, break-up sex, someone told you about a new position sex… Kyoya: Revenge, rebound, paratrooping… Haruhi: Nothing good on TV, you are in a hotel, curiosity… *32 reasons later* Kaoru: She said she loves you, but you are not ready to say it back yet sex. Haruhi: 43! Mori: Wingman driving on the friend grenade. Haruhi: 44! Kyoya: The condoms are about to expire. Haruhi: 45! *Everybody stays quiet for a while* Haruhi: This is actually getting pretty hard… Hikaru: 46!