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Deductive Reasoning

Paring: Sirius Black/Reader

Tags: female reader, Gryffindor, deductions, Hogwarts seventh year, magic-users, fluff, angst. 

Summary: Plagued by the ability of abnormally rational thought, Reader has had the ability to deduce since she was young. You could say that it runs in her family. But unlike everyone else who finds her to be an utter asshole, she has her band of friends, the Marauders + Lily, by her side.

Word Count: 2,161

Current Date: 2017-08-18


Originally posted by sadlildarling


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For You

Pairing: Sirius Black x reader

Words: 1168

Warnings: insults to my poor Sirius bby, it’s really nothing personal against Slytherins so if you feel insulted I apologize, swear words

Request: Could you please do a sirius black fanfic, where the slytherins say pretty nasty things about sirius and the reader gets furious and starts dueling them and sirius is just trying to get her back so that she doesn’t injure herself - for @kerouacbridge

A/N: I really loved this request!!! Hope you like it and try to ignor my crappy writing lol

PLEASE DON’T REPOST.

“-blood traitor, Black,” you heard as you walked down the hall, towards your Transfiguration class.

“Yeah, Black thinks he’s better than us, but he’s just another stupid Gryffindor,” another said.

You dropped your books, not really realizing until they hit the floor making a loud thud. Your vision went red from the rage you were feeling at the moment. Black?! Sirius Black?! Were they calling the most loyal and goofy (he didn’t admit it, though) boy you’ve ever met ‘stupid’ and 'blood traitor’?! They were not getting away with it. Not only did they deserve a good hex but how could you have heard that and do nothing? It hurt only to think about it.

“Hey!! you called for them, walking fast towards them. They were all wearing Slytherin ties and guess who were in the middle of the group, still talking nastily about your best friend. You guessed right: Snivellus and Malfoy. Life and soul of the Anonymous Assholes Private Party. "Stop talking bullshit about Sirius. You disgust me,” you said, gripping your wand beneath your robes with great tension. If you had to, you’d hex them all.

However, the Slytherin group did not look intimidated. They laughed, nudged each other’s arms like saying 'this little bitch thinks she can beat us’, and sent Malfoy as a representative of the group.

“What are you gonna do, little moddblood?” Malfoy said lowering his face to face you. Your height was not helping you at the moment.

“I’m gonna hex you all,” you replied not even flinching at the nickname. Pure-blood-obsessed students called you that way a few times, but it never got to you. What did they care if your parents were muggles? You were still a witch and, more importantly, a witch who could hex all their asses when you wanted. Your grip tightened around your wand.

Malfoy turned around and laughed at you along with the other Slytherins. “I see. Well, you may not be able to do so, but be my guest and try.” You saw how Malfoy took his wand out of the pocket of his impeccable robes and pointed it at you.

You were faster and already began throwing spells his way. You were top of your class, together with Lily Evans, in Charms so duelling was one of your favourite activities, even if it ended up in detention. Stupefy! Locomotor Mortis! Protego! Expelliarmus! Malfoy was good and defended himself from the spells you sent. Of course, you defended yourself from his too. Snivellus helped him, so it wasn’t fair. It made you feel more confident. You were better than two wizards. They couldn’t beat you even working together.

“Y/N!” Sirius said in a worried tone as he run towards you. Expelliarmus! Their wands flew to the ground and stayed there, unmoved.

Malfoy said something you couldn’t quite hear before his wand was sent away from his hands. A spell went right to your right arm, which began to bleed from wounds you didn’t have seconds before. You had to sit not to fall to the floor. The pain you felt was too much.

“No!” your best friend said angrily and, together with James who stood next to him, they both drove the whole Slytherin group away from you with some hexes you had never heard before. He crouched besides you “Y/N, are you okay? I’m gonna kill them. I’ll kill Snivellus first and then Malfoy,” said Sirius as he stood up, but you stopped him taking his wrist to stand up.

“I’m fine. Help me go to the Hospital Wing. I still don’t know how to cure these type of injures very well,” you explained.

Sirius looked at you, doubting, but decided he could kill them after you were better. Looking at you in that state. Bleeding. Injured. Sirius loved you, though you didn’t know that yet, and he’d do anything for you, so seeing how those bullies treated you made him feel sick. And furious. He answered with a small and simple 'okay’ and took you to the Hospital Wing.

You loved Sirius too. As much as he loved you. He didn’t know that yet.

After Madame Pomfrey did her magic, you were asked to rest for a few hours. James had already left, wishing you a good recovery and Sirius was sitting beside you, still worried. He didn’t leave your side at all.

“Why’d you do it? Those assholes never bothered you before, why now?” Sirius asked, caressing the back of your hand. It sent shivers down your spine every time.

You looked at him and smiled softly. “They weren’t talking about me. They were talking about you. Called you a blood traitor.”

Your best friend widened his eyes in surprised and then, trying to supress the huge smile that threatened to occupy half his face, Sirius said: “You know I don’t care about it either. And besides, you got hurt. Why?”

“For you. I couldn’t just stay there and do nothing,” you blushed slightly. He blushed too. It was cute.

“You didn’t have to,” Sirius replied, looking away to hide his bright red cheeks. “But thank you,” he added. The flustered boy leaned forward and kissed your cheek sweetly.

More blushing.

As you were separating, you did something you were both surprised about. You kissed him. First it was sloppy, but soon you synchronized and deepened the kiss.

“Wow,” Sirius whispered when you pulled away.

You hummed in response, biting your lip and smiling as dorkily as he did. He leaned and kissed you again.

“You better go to sleep now. After what those jerks did, you should rest,” said Sirius. He placed his forehead against yours.

“I don’t want to, Sirius,” you complained.

Sirius stepped back abruptly. “Give me space, love,” he said pushing you to a side of the small bed. When you looked confused, Sirius chuckled and explained: “I’m not leaving you until you get better.”

You laughed and smiled at him, making as much space as he needed (which was a lot). You stared at each other and when you realized, you both laughed and blushed, looking away. Sirius pulled you closer and rested his chin on the crook of your neck. You embraced him with your arms and placed your head on his chest.

Neither could believe what was happening. It felt like a dream. One that could end at any time, both taking advantage of every second.

“Goodnight, Y/N,” Sirius’ muffled voice said.

“Goodnight, Sirius.”

A few minutes after, the door of the Hospital Wing and two very familiar voices talking entered the room.

“I’m telling you, Moony, he won’t leave her side,” James whispered concerned.

“You know how Pads can be very protective of her,” Remus answered. He opened his mouth to continue but closed it at the sight of Sirius and you sleeping. Remus placed a finger on his lips signalling for James to be quiet and left the room tiptoeing.

You were going to be teased non-stop the next day.

Hat-Man and The Deathly Hallows - Crossover AU - Request

Requested by @hannah-aureum: can I request a cross over imagine where the golden trio go to Sherlock for help finding the remaining horcruxes and Sherlock can tell that Harry’s one of them???

Fandoms: Harry Potter x Sherlock

Word count: 1.541

Warnings. The timelines are a real mess, but I had to change them to make this story a bit coherent. Bear with me.

A/N: I was so excited for this one, OMG, I hope you like it just as much.

Enjoy!

Originally posted by barachiki

The night was calm. The dark sky was only illuminated by the full moon, and the lights in every other flat were off. There was no sound at all, except for the whirling wind. Baker Street was empty.

Suspiciously empty.

Sherlock kept his blue eyes glued to the window, trying to act as natural as possible so John wouldn’t get alarmed. The doctor was in his seat, with a cup of tea in one hand and a good book in the other.

“It’s too quiet,” Watson observed and Sherlock didn’t do anything other than humming in agreement. “It’s suspicious, isn’t it?”

Suddenly, the detective smirked as he pulled away from the window. “Not at all, considering the people that are about to visit us.”

“What?” Watson inquired, putting the book down.

“I said: We have visitors.” Sherlock repeated, articulating every syllable as he fixed his clothes. Watson left his cup by the side table next to his seat and placed the book right beside it. He too fixed his clothes and glanced over at the door, waiting for the visitors. “Not there, John.”

“Where then?” John asked, turning around to see Sherlock, who had an unusual look on his face.

“Right here,” said Holmes, pointing at the chimney.

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A list of Harry Potter fanfic tropes I hate

…I’m feeling a little stressed at the moment and need to take it out on something, okay. 

Anyways:

1. Character bashing (eg. Weasley family, Dumbledore, Hermoine, etc)
2. Harry’s name being something other than Harry. (What, you don’t like it bc it’s too ordinary?! What’s wrong with ordinary??!!)
3. Draco in Leather Pants. 
4. Snape being attractive/nice/concerned. 
5. Hermoine’s hair being beautifully tamed
6. Harry being arrogant/sex god/playboy
7. Dursley family being overweight as to say how terrible/mean/ugly they are. Listen, they’re awful people but there are some implications with using that aspect that is very uncomfortable.
8. The power of the magic world triumphs over the muggles. Who knows, maybe magic is that powerful, but the wizarding world’s government is seriously messed up and they’re behind the times which holds them back. Also, science, art, music. Don’t ignore those accomplishments.
9. House bashing
10. Twin/sibling fic resulting in the Potters ignoring or abusing Harry. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve read some good sibling fics but they haven’t had the added trope of abusive Potter family. 

Polar Opposites~Wolfstar

So I just finished writing this and I hope you enjoy. Please like to let me know and follow so you can see more!


Remus Lupin never used to be confident. He used to never do anything spontaneous. So basically, he was the polar opposite of Sirius Black. While Remus was studying or completing his homework, Sirius was off somewhere pulling a prank or with another girl that fancied him. When it came to the girls, it was a plus I guess, but his heart was never really in it. Underneath it all he just wanted someone that he cared about just as much as they cared about him. It didn’t really matter to him their gender or how they identified themselves, he just wanted someone. Meanwhile, Remus didn’t get much attention from girls, and he was partially okay with it. He saw a relationship as a distraction from his schoolwork. But what would happen if someone went from a close friend to someone even closer?
The marauders finally reached their goal of becoming anamagi, which was illegal of course, but nonetheless a goal. At that time it was important to them that they were able to keep Moony company when he transformed. Otherwise, it was rather lonely. At this point, Remus had a realization. If he really wanted them there so badly and he longed for someone to be by his side when times were tough, then why should he continue being alone? Surely he could find a suitable partner, or so he thought. He tried and tried to find a girl that was interested in going out with him, but most of the time he was just too damn nervous. Everything changed, however, when Sirius offered to help him out. He thought that since he always had luck with the ladies, he could help his best mate out with some dating advice. Thus, they began to spend a lot more time together; talking and laughing over Lupin’s lack of success. This was very much alright with Sirius. He loved being around Remus, and he may have begun to feel a little more than he bargained for, and it scared him. I mean, falling in love with your best friend? That could get complicated. His brain kept trying to tell him that it was wrong and that it would never work out. However Sirius Black wasn’t often one to use common sense.
The one thing that his common sense wasn’t aware of, was that Remus was starting to have the same thoughts. When he heard Sirius telling him about all of his relationship wisdom, he would sometimes describe certain situations that he himself wanted. Naturally, Lupin was surprised. The ladies man wasn’t actually fulfilled? Who would have thought? And the scenarios did sound nice. So why was Sirius fooling around with girl after girl, and why was Remus here getting help to gain the same thing they both truly wished they had?
One day Sirius was sitting in the common room by himself, and James came and settled himself in the vacant space.
“So. What’s going on with you and moony?” James was always quick to get to the point.
“I’m sorry?”
“Yeah that’s right, I’ve noticed how you two are around each other. Honestly mate, I think it could be really great,” James turned to look at Sirius.
“Am I really sitting here with James Potter getting advice on dating? From the man who has taken years to get the girlfriend he’s got,” he couldn’t help himself;he had to make the joke.
“You haven’t said no yet. To the idea. I can tell. You want it. I have never seen you so reserved in my life, man. Just go find him already!” Sirius could tell that James wasn’t messing around anymore.
“I guess I could. I’m not really sure how he’ll react though.”
“Maybe you don’t, but I do. I spoke to him this morning!” James exclaimed with a stupid grin.
“Wow, you’re really invested. Alright, where is he?”
“In the dormitory. Don’t have too much fun now,” James said with an added wink.
“Screw off.”
When Sirius entered the room, Remus was sitting on the floor, with an intense look of frustration on his face. He was talking to himself, or more like yelling, and he looked as though he was about to have a full on breakdown.
“Moony, mate;chill out,” Padfoot slid down beside him.
Remus was beside himself. He was so stressed out. He could practically feel how thin he was spread, and on top of all that, he had feelings for his best friend.
“I’m not sure I can. There’s too many things running around in my head,” he spoke.
“I think we have one of those things in common,” Sirius stared straight at him.
“Oh yeah? And what might that be?”
“This.”
Sirius pressed his lips quickly onto Remus’. The world fell into place when it didn’t end as quickly as it had begun, and when they broke apart, Remus started laughing.
“For once in your life, you got someone’s feelings exactly right,” Lupin explained.
“And I’m glad I did,” he responded before leaning in for another kiss.
At that moment, James walked in.
“It’s about time! And the best part is, you are forever indebted to yours truly,” James teased while he was actually very happy for his friends.
From then on, Remus became more confident. He wasn’t always staying holed up by himself doing schoolwork. Sirius didn’t need all those girls anymore, instead he walked around proudly displaying that he was tied down. He remained as spontaneous as ever, but now he had someone to join him. They were great people separately, but their qualities combined to make something even more special. As for the marauders, they were still the power gang of the school, but not all of them always went when Moony transformed. Every couple months, it was an unspoken agreement that just Sirius would go along. So there, in the shrieking shack, two large animals would lie, and though later on they did, their love would never die. Moony and Padfoot; not so polar opposite after all.

Thank you for reading, I really hope you liked it. If you didn’t, well maybe next time I guess.

160 Prompt List

1. Why are we at a strip club?
2. I’m sorry, you said what to your teacher?
3. Am I dead?
4. Its always been you. You and always you.
5. Stay with me.
6. How about we put the gun down, and we talk about this?
7. I came here to kick ass and chew gum, and I’m all out of gum..
8. Whatever it is, I didn’t do it.
9. Am I supposed to be impressed?
10. Don’t tempt me.
11. Is that mine?
12. I can’t do this anymore.
13. Go to hell. - Already been there, but thanks for the invite.
14. Look at me.
15. Where did you get that?
16. Here, take my hand. Everything is going to be fine. Just hold onto me and keep moving.
17. You don’t need to protect me.
18. I had a nightmare about you, and I just needed to make sure you were okay.
19. I told you not to fall in love with me.
20. You know it’s okay to cry, right?
21. I just want to be left alone right now.
22. Those things you said last night, did you mean it?
23. Promise me you come back, just..I need you to promise me.
24. I could tell it was your favorite book by all the notes in the margin.
25. Where do you think you’re going?
26. Despite what you may think, I can look after myself.
27. Just please, be my best friend right now and not the person they I confessed my love to.
28. Well, if you insist.
29. I can’t believe you don’t like Disney films.
30. You’re lucky you’re so cute.
31. Sometimes I really dislike you.
32. Hold my hand, we need to make this look convincing.
33. I’m like 20% sure this plan will work
There’s like an 80% chance that it could end in violence and Gore, but this plan is solid, I swear.
34. If I die, I’m coming back to haunt you.
35. If you don’t want to talk about it then just say so; but do not say you are fine, when you so obviously are not.
36. I made cupcakes because I know you like them.
37. My parents asked me about you again.
38. Wait, this is your handwriting? This chicken scratch?
39. I didn’t know you could play.
40. Things don’t always turn out the way you want them to.
41. You two sure you aren’t married?
42. You can’t sit on the sidelines all your life.
43. You deserve so much better. So much more.
44. You haven’t each touched your food, what’s going on baby girl?
45. Stay the night. Please.
46. Please pretend to be my boyfriend/girlfriend. I’ll owe you big time.
47. Its midnight. What do you want?
48. You’re strangely comfortable.
49. Don’t fuck with mama bear.
50. I just need you here.
51. How long have you been standing there?
52. Is that what you call an apology?
53.I’ve loved you since I laid my eyes on you. The very moment, I first saw you, and I…oh, fuck it!
54. Just hold me.
55. Can I hold your hand?
56. I just don’t know how to look forward anymore.
57. She’s still alive, she has to be.
58. Get that pretty little butt over here.
59. Is there a special reason as to why you’re wearing my shirt?
60. You’re cute when you’re angry.
61. I didn’t realise I needed your permission.
62. I’m not jealous.
63. Forever is a long time.
64. This is seriously sketchy.
65. I lost the baby.
66. Rude!
67. Let’s blow this joint.
68. Oh, bite me.
69. I haven’t slept in four days.
70. Stop being such a baby.
71. Hey, calm down, its okay. They cant hurt you anymore.
72. I’m too sober for this shit.
73. You can’t banish me! It’s my bed too!
74. Good thing I didn’t ask your opinion.
75. Its six in the morning, you’re not drinking vodka.
76. You work for me. You’re my slave.
77. The kids! They ambushed me!
78. You may have to buy my silence.
79. There’s a herd of them.
80. You smell like wet dog.
81. Just smile, for me. Please? I really need to see your smile right now.
82. Just show me what’s behind your back.
83. Take one more step in that direction, and I’ll murder you.
84. I’m proud of you. I’m proud of us.
85. Everyone deserves a second chance.
86. Please don’t cry, I can’t stand to see you cry.
87. You can’t keep pretending that it didn’t happen, cause guess what? It did!
88. I think I’m falling in love with you and it scares the shit out of me.
89. Its cold, take my coat.
90. I’m such a fool for not seeing this earlier.
91. I’m not blind, I’ve seen the way you look at her.
92. Never let them die, they’re the soap opera of my life.
93. Could you just, IDK, stop murdering people for shits and giggles? - Did you just say IDK in a verbal conversation?
94. Sleep in your car if you don’t want the sofa.
95. We bet on it. You lost. Now you have to do it.
96. Let’s get wasted, and go piss on his grave.
97. This is all your fault. - I hope so.
98. Did you just agree with me? No, you said it now, no take backs.
99. Stop doing that thing with your face, its making want to vomit.
100. You’re a psychopath. - I prefer creative.
101. You look… - Beautiful, gorgeous, like a Goddess walking upon the earth. Yes, I know. Now let’s move on.
102. I know, all you want is to go home but you know what? I want to go to Mars. Know what though? It’s never going to happen. Accept it.
103. Nope, can’t go to hell. Satan has a restraining order against me.
104. Get over it. Pussy.
105. It’s three in morning. - yes.
Why are you here? - I live here.
No, on the floor. With me.
106. I don’t hate you, but if you were on fire and I had water I’d drink it and piss on the ground.
107. You’re judging me. - Yea, its a hobby of mine.
108. FBI! OPEN THE DOOR! -But its so much more fun when you break it down.
109. I’d rather be pecked to death by a flock of woodpeckers.
110. How drunk are you on a scale of one to ten? - Yes.
111. Are you stalking me? - Not in a creepy way.
112. Focus on me.
113. Please don’t waste your tears on him.
114. Ice cream is a good start.
115. Did you just slap me?
116. All is fair in love and war, darling.
117. My vote is on the lemon cakes.
118. Get your dirty ass boots off my nice, clean sheets.
119. I like night time. It’s quiet. I can think.
120. Look, there goes my last fuck to give.
121. Why are you walking around naked?
122. Stare at the stars all you want, but you won’t find the answer to your problems up there. The real world is down here.
123. I underestimated you. - Classic mistake.
124. How did you manage to get frosting on the lampshade?
125. What’s the worst that could happen? - Famous last words.
126. You want it? Beg.
127. Yes, I heard you. I just don’t care.
128. Eat a bag of dicks. Dick.
129. You’re special to me.
130. If we get caught I’m blaming you.
131. Do not try me right now.
132. You give the best hugs.
133. I swear you love your hair more then me sometimes.
134. Tell me a secret.
135. Shut up or I’ll choke you. - I could be into that.
136. Let’s start with the real questions, tits or ass?
137. You make me nervous.
138. Don’t give me that look.
139. Maybe I did? So what! I don’t have to run everything by you!
140. Tell anyone and I’ll kill you, chop up your body and sell the parts.
141. That’s not your name.
142. Oh, well done. What do you want? A gold star?
143. You like sunflowers right?
144. You game?
145. Just get in the fucking blanket fort.
146. Sorry isn’t gunna help you when I’m kicking your ass.
147. Were you born a dick? Or do you go put of your way to be one?
148. Break her heart and I’ll break your face.
149. Well that was unsettling.
150. Only I can touch you.
151. Don’t tell me to shut up. You shut up.
152. Your mother/father would be so proud.
153. You stole his wallet? - I prefer borrowing without permission.
154. You going to kiss me or what?
155. Die quietly will you?
156. You’re my one.
157. You want it? Come and get it.
158. Why are you wearing Mickey mouse ears?
159. Lock the door next time.
160. Have kids, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.

Hi guys! So I love writing. So I thought I’d try this. I’ll be posting things I’ve thought of myself but I would also love to write things for you guys too.
These are the fandom’s I’m happy to write for :
- Harry Potter
- Game of Thrones
- X men
- Avengers
- Criminal minds
- Guardians of the galaxy
- Star wars
- The hobbit
- Lord of the rings.
- Once upon a time (s1 - s3A)
- Teen Wolf (s1 & s2)
- Walking dead ( I watched s1 - s3, then s6 & s7)
- Naruto

Dating Draco Malfoy Would Include...

Originally posted by excusemefangirlhere

- meeting in third period charms and bonding over how stupid some of the other students were

- a lot of kisses on the forehead with a arm around your waist at all times

- forcing you to take his jacket

- im not kidding

- you two could be walking out of the library at 11 pm after studying for the potions exam the next morning and he’d come up behind you and just wrap his robes around your body

- ‘draco i already have my own’

- ‘oh shush i know your cold y/n’

- being a perfect gentleman around you

- but when he mouths off to potter and his friends you put him in his place

- not being a really big fan of how rude he is to the younger students

- SILENT TREATMENT

- yule ball was almost to most cutest thing in the world

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harry potter fandom, circa 2007
  • harrypotterfanfiction.com
  • harmony vs romione vs dramione – it was getting UGLY out there (hell, it’s STILL ugly out there)
  • constant idealization of draco and constant demonization of ron – which led to the creation of the “draco in leather pants” and “ron the death eater” tropes. (you still see this, of course, but i think we’re getting better)
  • my immortal dramatic readings EVERYWHERE
  • my immortal still being on fanfiction.net
  • actual fanart of my immortal
  • soooo many youtube music videos for the creator’s otp
  • “harry potter chatroom” videos on youtube where the premise was that each character had a laptop and was in an online chatroom for some reason. usually each character got their own music that played in the background while they “typed,” and they all looked like this:
  • i wish i was kidding
  • i may have been obsessed with these when i was nine
  • so many fanvids of draco with “untitled” by simple plan (aka “how could this happen to meeeeeeeeeeeee i made my mistaaaaaaaakes”)
  • fanfics where voldemort had a daughter (and it was ALWAYS a daughter. pre-cursed child, mind you.)
  • people actually liking snape
  • pretty blatantly ignoring the fact that electricity doesn’t work at hogwarts in fanfictions
  • THE RISE OF DRARRY
  • drapple (draco + green apples. not joking.)
  • that fanfic that was a lemon of the giant squid and the hogwarts castle… i can’t be the only one that read it out of sheer morbid curiosity 
  • jily fanfics that gave lily two OC friends that would be paired off with sirius and remus
  • no muggleborn slytherins, ever
  • fanmade potter puppet pal videos – some of them were quite good, but most weren’t
  • bashing viktor krum, cho chang, lavender brown, fleur delacour, and the entire weasley family for no reason
  • fics where people “switched houses”
  • people actually shipping snily
  • you could always tell the author’s opinion of draco malfoy based on whether they called him “malfoy” or “draco” in their narration
  • fanvids of “you belong with me” for every ship imaginable 
  • the trio ALWAYS being white in fanart
  • fics where hermione randomly got hot over the summer
  • sorting yourself into slytherin to be “edgy”
  • or because you had a crush on tom felton
  • or both
  • pairing hermione with literally every male character. ron, harry, draco, cedric, fred and george (sometimes both at once), lucius, snape, voldemort, neville, dean, seamus… if they interacted in canon (or even if they didn’t), they were shipped
  • “transfer student” OCs to explain why they haven’t been there for the past five years
  • not many same-gender pairings apart from wolfstar and drarry
  • harmony fanfics making ginny an “evil bitchy slut” and ron a drunken rapist so harry and hermione can find comfort in each other’s arms
  • people placing literal bets with actual money on who would die in the last book
  • which led to a bit of an issue for people who had bet on harry, as no one was sure whether or not it actually counted since he didn’t stay dead
  • my immortal predicting that harry would turn out to be a horcrux
  • people flipping the fuck out when their otps got sunk in the epilogue and swearing off the series forever
  • everyone having a crush on oliver wood (to be fair this one is completely understandable)
  • school play fanfics, usually with the purpose of getting their otp to kiss on stage (i am 1000% convinced jk rowling had “tales of beedle the bard” mention that theatrical productions are banned at hogwarts specifically to get people to knock it off)
  • “american exchange student” OCs
  • a girl ends up in harry’s (or draco’s) dorm for some reason – either bc she’s pulling a mulan or because of a mistake no one bothered to fix
  • lots of fanfics of the otp banging bc “i don’t want to die a virgin”
  • “101 ways to annoy lord voldemort” lists
  • calling voldemort “moldyshorts”
  • fanfics of the characters somehow reading the harry potter books and reacting to them (these were all taken down bc of copyright)
  • leaving peter out of marauders fanart and fanfic (i understand the urge but come on he was a marauder it’s what made his betrayal so tragic)
  • fred/george fanfic (my eyes, they bleed)
  • fred and george (but mostly fred) being the school heartthrobs
  • think of any two characters. any two. there is a fanfiction somewhere that ships them. (this is still true, of course – in a fandom this massive, it’s inevitable)
  • if you spoiled THAT DEATH from the sixth book, and someone murdered you for it, it was your fault
  • same with THAT DEATH from the fifth book. and a certain few THOSE DEATHS from the seventh.
  • cedric dying was old news within like a month though.
  • the divide between people who had gotten into the series late (or, sometimes, because of the movies) and people who had been there since (almost) the beginning
  • people refusing to go online until they’d finished reading the seventh book for fear of spoilers (i am SO glad i didn’t have tumblr back then)
  • people actually saying they wanted to join the death eaters
  • every character was either good or evil. no in between as far as the fandom was concerned.
  • everyone’s icon looking like this for some reason


  • dramione fanfics where he calls her mudblood AFTER THEY START DATING??? AND SHE PUTS UP WITH IT????
  • dramione fics where hermione heals him with her love
  • making ginny out to be the school bicycle and basically burning her at the stake for going on dates
  • fics where the head boy and girl get their own separate room??? for some reason???
  • VAMPIRE AUS (usually harry and/or draco)
  • dumbledore either being 100% heroic or satan
  • hermione’s parents always being named “dan and emma”
  • fics where hermione turns out to be adopted and a pureblood all along!
  • harry switching to the dark side for some reason??
  • basically
  • the harry potter fandom has ALWAYS been wild
  • it’s the same shit as always, the details are just different
dating draco but being in different houses would include...
  • him thinking you look cute in your house colours
  • “give us a twirl, babe?”
  • “what? why?”
  • “you just always look so good in y/h/c.”
  • him giving you gifts in your house colours
  • him talking about your house more than you
  • your favourite colour is green because of him
  • and his favourite is y/h/c because of you
  • him secretly being ok with you not being in slytherin because he thinks you’re too sweet and kind-hearted
  • but he also really likes the idea of you in a slytherin uniform
  • you always sitting with him at the slytherin table for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
  • and holding hands under the table
  • and snape being ok with it
  • but everyone who isn’t friends with you and draco doesn’t like it
  • you being such a proud y/h, and draco loves that about you
  • him sneaking into your common room in the middle of the night to cuddle with you and make up for the time you didn’t get to spend with each other earlier in the day
  • and this happens every night
  • having a secret knock so you know it’s him
  • holding his face and kissing him at the door every time he comes in
  • “i like it here, it’s a lot nicer than our common room.”
  • “why’s that?”
  • “…you’re in it.”
  • and draco insisting that you never try and sneak into the slytherin common room because he’d rather him get caught than you
  • you both secretly wishing you were in the same house so you could be in the same common room without having to sneak around
  • snape knows but doesn’t say anything because he secretly thinks it’s really sweet
  • but one time he gets caught by mcgonagall and you spend all night waiting for him to show up
  • and he feels super super bad about it but you assure him that it’s completely fine and understandable
  • some of the slytherin girls that like draco use your house to make fun of you out of jealousy
  • but draco shows them and you that it doesn’t matter what house you’re in because he loves you no matter what
  • “y/n, babe, you know it literally means nothing to me as to what house you’re in. i love you so much, please stop worrying about it.”
  • and he knowingly kisses you in front of all the jealous girls
  • and none of the boys who like you in your house even think to look at draco because they’re scared of him
  • thinking about him whenever you see something with colours similar to slytherin
  • you sometimes wearing his slytherin robes because you know he likes it
  • and you like it too
  • “i mean, it’s a little big on me, but i think it looks good. what do you think?”
  • “are you wearing my robe… and tie?”
  • “sorry, you want me to take them off…?”
  • “for merlin’s sake, no.”
  • him cheering you and your house on for quidditch matches
  • and you doing the same for him and slytherin
  • both of you getting disapproving looks from your house mates when you do it
  • but you don’t care
  • as he’s the slytherin prince, you’re known as the y/h princess
  • both being the best of friends since first year even though most people didn’t like it
  • when you first started going out everyone thought it wouldn’t last, the main reason being you’re in different houses
  • but you’ve been together so long it actually made other students more confident to be in relationships with people from other houses
  • “dray, see that cute hufflepuff-slytherin couple holding hands over there? they came up to me earlier and wanted to thank us for giving them the confidence to tell their friends they’re together. isn’t that lovely?”
  • “not as lovely as you.”
  • him remembering how happy you were when you were sorted into your house
  • both of you finding it silly that eveyone makes such a big deal out of it
  • but it makes a good joke from time to time
  • the other two houses that have nothing to do with either of you are sick of hearing about you
  • all of draco’s friends thinking you’re really chill
  • and, as well as him, they don’t care that you’re in y/h
  • you prefering his slytherin friends to your few y/h friends
  • blaise teasing draco by saying you’re a ‘slytherin at heart’
  • but you don’t mind it because you have a secret love and fascination with the house
  • but blaise goes on to ask draco ‘what’s it like to f**k a y/h’
  • “it’s… just… shut up, blaise.”
  • you secretly wanting him to answer
  • “no, draco, what’s it like?”
  • you wearing his green scarf in public
  • mainly because he wanted everyone to know you were together
  • you feeling bad for him because of the slytherin stereotype, because he seems really mean and spiteful to everyone else, but to you he’s the sweetest, loveliest and most generous person ever
  • you always reassuring him that being in slytherin is a good thing
  • because it is
  • being the only person in your friendship group who’s not in slytherin
  • you joking around and using his house traits to flirt with him
  • “quite the bad boy, aren’t you, malfoy?
  • “you certainly know what you want, don’t you, draco?
  • “going to show your ambition and kiss me, or what?
  • “you slick, cunning, little flirt, draco malfoy.”
  • playing on it even more
  • “100 points to slytherin for draco malfoy being the cutest boyfriend ever.”
  • “10 points to y/h for trying, y/n.”
  • “50 points from slytherin for that remark.”
  • and when he kisses you
  • “1000 points to slytherin…”
Tensions were a bit high before the big Quidditch match...
  • James: *Sighs* How are we possibly going to win this one?
  • Remus: Now I know I'm no Quidditch expert, but probably by scoring more points than the other team.
  • James: ... Get out.
While reading fanfic

Me, at the beginning: FLUFF! only fluff. Smut ruins everything. Gimme all the fluff. I want the cuddle and the the blushing, alllllll the soft flirting, han-

Also me, three chapters in: Sooooooo…. When are they gonna fuck?

Harry Potter and the Neural Network fan fiction

Or, what happens if you train a neural network on the titles and plot summaries of over 100,000 works of Harry Potter fan fiction.

In the decades since the Harry Potter books were published, fans have written literally hundreds of thousands of Harry Potter stories of their own, and shared them online. Can a neural network join in on the fun?

In a way, everything a recurrent neural network writes is fan fiction. A recurrent neural network looks at an example dataset (such as the complete Sherlock Holmes stories) and teaches itself the patterns and conventions that it sees. So, if it’s given Sherlock Holmes stories, it will become obsessed with Holmes and Watson, and if it’s given knock-knock jokes, it will spend all day telling awful knock-knock jokes of its own.

Thanks to an idea by a couple of readers, some heroic work by @b8horpet in scraping (with permission) hundreds of thousands of Harry Potter fan fiction titles and summaries from AO3, and a flexible new recurrent neural network implementation by Chen Liang, the neural network’s latest obsession is Harry Potter.

The Perfect Party by iamisaac
Draco has been left alone, and Ginny confused must learn and who has his best friend. They were breathed by a love that didn’t become his grounds and the flowers begin.

This is a typical example of the neural network’s fan fiction - romantic pairings of two or more Harry Potter characters (called “ships” in fan fiction-speak). In this case, it even has chosen a plausible author: iamisaac is a real and fairly prolific fan fiction author whose works do tend to be of the “romantic” variety. 

The Garden by perverse_idyll for lexigilite
Ron and Hermione move after a man party. What did her best things go and has to deal with people she loves? How many imperfect love really belonges them and needs to be a person? Or will they learn and more than the war?

Mirror Thing by Queen_Elexhan
“Are you there for a relationship? I was a sad future for your love.”  Harry and Ginny find out the meaning is.

Shatters by Kis [archived by TheHexFiles_archivist ]
Based on the Spot Are It Falls Into A Heir by NextrangeOnTheThree
Draco and Hermione share a whole indescribbening.

Again, “perverse_idyll” and “TheHexFiles_archivist” are fairly active authors. (Hi, if you’re reading! The neural network seems to like your writing, and is writing fan fiction of your fan fiction!) Those familiar with Harry Potter fan fiction will not be surprised to learn that the neural network really likes to generate ships; pretty much every combination of characters is represented (some of the more unusual combinations being “The Snow/Voldemort”, “The Ministry/Draco Malfoy”, and “Voldemort/Random Quidditch Child”).

By turning down the neural network’s creativity setting to near-zero, we arrive at its vision of what the quintessential Harry Potter fan fiction would be like - and we also learn its favorite ship:

Persuading by theladyblack
Harry and Draco are still a second chance at the end of the war.  Will they be able to do with the fairy tale of the first time they were a strange stranger to the street of the war and the war is over?

It turns out the neural network is obsessed with Harry/Draco, although in a pinch, Sirius/Remus will also do.

The neural network also seems to really like stories about Professor Snape trying to do rather ordinary things:

New Moon Boys by Dungoonke for Loki_Kukaka
Severus Snape comes back to a night’s politics.

In the Reason Is Blinders by LittleRoma
Severus has been through his lost remote.

In The Alteri Silence by Forest_of_Holly for roscreens41
Snape receives life after plants to do by work over whether they get into. Just Hell.

A Second Chance by DarkCorgi
Snape had a second thing, and that is better than anything for for the rest of his life.

Mirror by orphan_account
Severus Snape tries to get a lot of dragons and that was to be more than he didn’t expect to continue. He has always been a bit of an old and a baby to stay the way he’d been the brother at Hogwarts and he keeps the chance of meeting…

Deception by FlyingEyes
Snape is a British Robes of interesting things and worrys like a little fun and sees the pretty battle for a while.

Another thing that happened, which is pretty much my favorite thing ever, is that the neural network apparently encountered some fan fiction stories that were not in English. As a result, it learned to do this from time to time:

The Secretary Of the World 
Challenge inspired by GoF and la mating resigns de la mill colors per mereple beruit carteur la pelete el wert rardo completing and herillo intus den una a des rush sentines kelta an transoles… 

Between by Cheyangel13
A series of fivers are unexpectedly depressed and controlled by the bed, with least more from una perfemale erpensa de the maesse akai suidadium dela vida call de la los se terriuus do form en sou dies de fasurard il resisted de for dogs la sementu sein prong colors itu dee adte se sige natard…

The neural network has also learned to employ capital letters:

Les finds love by violet_quill for starstruck1986
Severus Snape wanted him to be more and she likes Draco.  The person he wants an energy to him.  WHALIDE NO GEATIRE SOURR INSPE AHARMANABLISH ALL SOME TO VERY THE RERIDE!!!!!!!

secret Quidditch by snapsleert
Collapse and find the second worst and very different. See Gain and Descent motivate surprising death. Unbusing one of the months: should make more bumo.choooshots. HUGULATED

And the neural network occasionally uses content warnings, although it seems to have a rather fuzzy idea about what to warn its readers about:

Better With The Broom Complicate by Margyn_Black
Tonks gets more than the best girl of creation. (Rated Maturisle, mark, a violence, contract) (slash] part of themes) ferret.

Art for the Sun a Scary by disillusionist9
A collection of warnings: characters and situations of silence.

Some of the neural network’s stories, though, are just plain weird.

Harry Potter and the Painful Eyes by dark_pook
A Birthday drabble about the problems and a woman who shows up a lot less than she checks at Hogwarts in the destiny to the infamous adventure of control of the Art of The Good Boy Kings With Hermione.

Harry and the Blue Special Delicious by apolavia_scg
An unexpected potions messaged in the world their lives are to find friendship following the day of different pagers. James and Lily come to the summer before the war.

The Perfect Cow by alafaye
Severus and Hermione start a horcruxes

Art: Let Draco roll the light of the moon, and means. by Dangelanne
What happens after the war. Not drawn to Draco Malfoy jumpers. Originally written in 2008.

Birds of a Saturday by SasuNarufan13
Harry Potter is drunk and discovers he is an alternate universe.

Holly theody by yesIpxdishoftlyGrinli
What would be dangerous! Side Voldemort Jones does all lord off the sunshine show.

Lily Evans and the Ravenclaw of a Christmas Surprise by ci
Severus angst the truth of a frighten situation for the wink.

Persuasion by Samanthian
The Sorting Hat is fighting in one of the houses.

lily’s family by sharkle
Harry woke up in searching after a werewolf Sherlock’s picnic. He is furious.

As a bonus, I leave you with some fairly-plausible screennames the neural network invented, which appear not to be taken (yet):

desire_at_the_malfoy
SeverelyAshed
fishlingthelovely
thedarklyblue
phantombeers
captainingthetrain
siriusly_harry
DarkVoldember
ChildOfAtSperble
all_frogs
BelladonnaLeek
Sneaking_UnicornWitch
bluemelooppiesweatled

Being Draco’s Significant Other...

A.N. It has been a while since a posted a headcanon. I really want to start writing them more often. Enjoy!


  • I’m just going to say it because we all are probably thinking it
  • He is kinky possessive af
  • The sight of you talking to another guy *cough Potter* makes his blood boil
  • Your his
  • He is yours
  • Am I the only one who thinks he would be a little clingy
  • Like, he just wants you to love him as much as he loves you
  • I’m going to point out the obvious and say: Draco wants you to feel like a Princess
  • “Draco why did you buy me this necklace? Did I miss our anniversary?” 
  • “Nope.”
  • “Then why????”
  • “Am I not allowed to treat you like the Princess you are.”
  • Y’all two are lowkey probably the most feared couple at Hogwarts
  • Boys be dodging you in the hallways so they wouldn’t get the death glare from the blonde boy beside you
  • Don’t make the mistake of sitting next to this boy in class you had to limp out
  • You probably don’t have a choice but to sit next to him though
  • Because he is protective, so sit next to someone that isn’t him
  • He will make it so you wouldn’t be able to walk for a week
  • This boy here would be cocky af
  • Until
  • You show him who is boss
  • “Love, if your hand goes any higher I might have to fuck you on this table.”
  • Makeout session in the Library and Astronomy Tower
  • Pulling on his blonde hair while he digs his nails in your hips just fuck me already
  • If you are in a different house expect good night kisses outside the common room before curfew because this boy lives for your kisses
  • If you’re a Slytherin expect good night kisses, I mean make out session, in front of the fireplace lucky Slytherins
  • When you’re away, always expect to get an owl from him because he wants you to know that he loves you with all his heart and soul
  • Not too much PDA only if he wants to show you off to Potter
  • Just love this boy, please
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Although Fantastic Beasts was cool, I’m still a little salty that we didn’t get a Marauders-era spinoff instead, so I made this! The Marauders have always been the most fascinating characters and subplot in my opinion, and I always wanted to make a fan video.  Since I have lots of free time now that it’s summer, I thought I’d give it a shot! Please reblog and let me know what you think :)

No copyright infringement intended, obviously I don’t own these clips but hey, fair use clause am I right?  I’m happy to tell you where I got any clips or audio.

Song: Heart of Courage – Two Steps From Hell

~Mischief Managed~

Caity :) x

MASSIVE ASK POST (+100)

1. favorite season?

2. prettiest thing u own?

3. do u prefer to be outside or inside?

4. furthest ever traveled?

5. what’s your aesthetic in 3 words?

6 favorite gemstone?

7 best thing about yourself, in your opinion

8 best thing about yourself, in other’s opinion

9 what’s your weirdest fear?

10 weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

11 go-to hiding place

12 favorite place in your house

13 earliest memory

14 do you believe in ghosts?

15 favorite sea creature?

16 cold showers or hot baths?

17 satin or lace?

18 gold or silver?

19 hoops or pearl earrings?

20 aesthetic song

21 top 5 songs

22 favorite time of the day?

23 favorite part of your body?

24 do you drink alcohol?

25 dream job from when u were a kid

26 messy or clean?

27 tea or coffee?

28 favorite book

29 zodiac sign?

30 extrovert or introvert?

31 celebrity crush?

32 early bird or night owl?

33 do you believe in love at first sight?

34 favorite book quote

35 three wishes you have  

36 do you believe in magic?

37 do you believe in soulmates?

38 zoo or aquarium?

39 cats or dogs?

40 how many languages do you speak?

41 how has your life changed from last year?

42 why do you have your name/url?

43 do you keep secrets? how well?

44 favorite animal

45 what is love to you?

46 future children name?

47 favorite color

48 favorite movie

49 cuddles or kisses?

50 if you could have any person in the world over for dinner, who would be?

51 someone to bring back from the dead

52 lipstick or lipgloss?

53 are you street smart or book smart?

54 your biggest strength

55 favorite sport

56 favorite drink?

57 favorite winter activity

58 last time you went abroad

59 favorite dessert

60 favorite artist

61 favorite singer/band

62 favorite dancing song

63 favorite crying song

64 do you wear glasses?

65 first thing you do when you wake up

66 how long do u usually sleep for?

67 one thing you lost and you want back

68 biggest fear

69 favorite carnival ride

70 do u have birthmarks or scars?

71 favorite childhood memory

72 what do u think about during a storm?

73 one word to describe your life?

74 craziest thing ever done

75 do u have piercings or tattoos?

76 favorite flower

77 do u have any pets?

78 describe your style

79 choose one thing to change about yourself

80 do u play any musical instruments?

81 if your life was a movie would it be a comedy, a rom-com, action film or drama?

82 do u prefer dark, dramatic makeup or natural makeup?

83 favorite perfume

84 biggest fandom

85 favorite YouTuber(s)

86 OTP

87 country, state where you were born

88 your parent’s name

89 favorite snack

90 pasta or pizza

91 pen or pencil

92 blue or black ink

93 paper books or electronic books? 

94 history or geography? 

95 pastel or neon

97  soap or body wash

98  conditioner, no conditioner, or 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner

99 singing in the shower or not

100  listen to music while bathing or silence

101  blow dry, towel dry, or air dry your hair

102 morning or night showers?

Sometimes Lily seriously couldn't deal with Sirius' shit.
  • Lily: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS?!
  • Sirius: ... Inbreeding?
  • Remus: *Nods* Inbreeding.
  • James: Yep. I've seen his family tree Lils... it's basically a stump.
Falling in Love with Remus Lupin would include:

Sneaky glances at him from the Great Hall

Accidently daydreaming and end up staring at him for 5 minutes straight

When you snap back from your vison of snogging him, all the marauders and him are staring back at you intently

You blushing like a tomato

Remus blushing like a tomato        

Everyone else blushing bc hell, how awkward was that?                

Furious apologies from you

The Marauders all bantering about it

Trying hard in classes for him to perhaps acknowledge you

You noting down a book title that you see him reading often

Turns out it’s a muggle book that you haven’t heard of before

You buy it because the book looks quite interesting

You accidently becoming very entranced by this book and you read it everywhere you go

You forget that you found it from Remus

Remus approaching you because he saw you with the same book he’s reading

He looks so exited to talk to you about the book

Remus asks how you found out about the novel

You guiltily admitting that you’ve seen him read it often and the book looked interesting

Remus chuckles it off and just says “Next time, you can just come to me, I don’t mind lending you a couple of books.”

Many book lendings later

Remus and you sitting in the Gryffindor Common room, both on the sofa, snuggled up reading each other’s recommendations

You taking note of how his lips would silently mumble the words his eyes were reading, how his eyes were always so entranced in the story as his hair hung over his forehead but never really in his way

You noticing how every scar on his face just defines him, especially that one over the bridge of his nose, although the one over his eyebrow was interesting, almost as interesting as the eyes looking at you-

oh shit you were staring again.

Both of you apologising all over again

Remus being such a gentlemen with you

Remus sharing a surprisingly large collection of chocolate with you

Remus taking you out to Hogsmeade on “friendly” dates

Somehow you guys ended up holding hands

Somehow, behind an aisle in Honeydukes you share your first kiss

The most pure and gentle kiss

The most pure and genuine affection

The most pure and passionate love


Feel free to request stuff ;)

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Kinda wanted to share this

Ok but imagine Draco and Harry + cuddles at the common room(preferably gryffindor’s common room). Of course they’re alone, Draco isn’t one for cuddles - at least not in public. Draco is caressing Harry’s hair while reading a book. And then Harry starts to move until he’s under the covers - his head laying peacefully on Draco’s stomach. Draco smiles.

And the Ron cames in, searching for Harry. He asks Draco, and Draco answers with a smirk on his face, “he’s down there”

And Ron’s face becomes so red and he starts to sputtler, and then he just leaves the common room.

Harry finally emerges from the covers. “You can’t stand the idea of people knowing that you cuddle with your boyfriend, don’t you?”

“What can I say? I have a reputation”

“And people thinking i’m giving you a blowjob is better because…?”

“I don’t know, tell me. Your intelligence is outstanding, after all, Potter” There’s no malice in his tone, of course. He’s just playing around.

Harry rolls his eyes, smiling a little bit. “Git”

And then, they kiss. And keep cuddling, of course.

princess [draco malfoy]

request: nonexistent! this was directly out of my mind (’:

word count: ~3700

a/n: good jesus christ this one took far too long to write. this is my first post of the blog, though, so color me excited for what’s to come! also i’m so tired. this has drained my energy for some reason. ugh. please do request though i have nothing to write and my ideas sort of go everywhere when i don’t have a solid idea in mind! thanks for reading! <3

summary: in which a sarcastic comment has draco calling you “princess”. he’s also kind of an ass. a very attractive, rude ass. (contains swearing ofc)

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Cursed Child Scorbus Rec List

This really has become more of an index than a rec list, with categories of: 

Full length chaptered stories, Series, arcs, collections and short chaptered stories, Atmospheric, poetic, ficlets and drabbles, Pre-slash, Fluff, Established relationships, Flangst, Dark Angst, Humor, Holidays, Coming Out, Smut, Fix-Its/Re-Writes, and AUs

Last time I counted there were over 200 fics on here!

Basically my requirements for this list are:
Is it Cursed Child compliant, in the CC universe or do the characterizations feel close enough to CC?
No disturbing side-pairings or themes (i.e. no dub-con, abuse, drug use, infidelity or major character death. Exceptions will have warnings.)
Is it decently written, easy enough to understand and not cringe-worthy?
Did it make me smile or feel things?
Have I actually read it?

There are many stories, especially multi-chapters and WIPs, that I haven’t gotten around to yet, so this list is mostly made up of one-shots. It is my New Year’s resolution to read longer works. Feel free to add your recommendations in your reblog! Happy Holidays you wonderful little fandom! 

Note: I have categorized these fairly loosely. Some fics may fit into more than one category, but I don’t list them twice unless they are individual parts of an arc. The first section is uncategorized. They are a few of my faves, though I definitely have favorites in other categories like atmospheric and fluff, however these ones seemed slightly more complex and are a bit longer. So consider this category…


A Good Place to Start

*Best Mates- picascribit

“You deserve to be with someone who really likes you. Who thinks you’re brilliant.“

Scorpius grinned. “I’ve got you for that.”

One of the first Albus/Scorpius stories I read after CC, and still one of my favorites. This is Part 1 of Pica’s Scorbus Arc, but it is perfect as a stand-alone. The stories do get more mature.

*The First Date- rainystreetlights

“Still under the impression that you should have been the first to get a girlfriend eh? What can I say… Ladies love me.”

“Ladies tolerate you.”

‘One-Shot set in Albus and Scorpius’ sixth year at Hogwarts. When Rose doesn’t show up, Albus and Scorpius end up going on an accidental first date. Pure Scorpius and Albus fluff. Awkward conversations and a lot of strange situations’.

I love this so much. This author has seen the play and it shows. Her characterizations and dialogue are so spot on. So awkward, adorable and heartfelt!

*The Ball- torestoreamends

‘A ball is being held at Hogwarts to celebrate the end of fifth and seventh year exams. Scorpius has agreed to go with Rose, and Albus shouldn’t be as upset about that as he is. Dancing, fancy robes, obliviousness, and a small sprinkling of brotherly advice ensue.’

This is so gorgeous. Just her description of the robes slayed me. Read everything by torestoreamends!

*Seasons- starlightpeddlar

‘From the moment Scorpius and Albus get on the Hogwarts Express for their fifth year, things start to change. Albus starts to gain confidence both in the classroom and out of it, and Scorpius’ realization that he has greater feelings for his best friend threatens to leave him more alone than he’d ever imagined’.

Wonderful four chapter prequel to ‘Quietly’. Quietly is quite long and intense, but this is a nice getting together story, though it is still quite meaty and introduces important themes for the series.

*Put Your Guns Away Its Tea Time- frombluetored

‘Ginny Potter estimates it will only take three days into the Weasley-Potter family holiday for Albus to act on his feelings for his best friend. Albus estimates it will only take three days for him to die of embarrassment. And Scorpius, well. Scorpius is just glad to be there with Albus in the first place.’

I love this so much! The characters are so spot on and we get to see other Next Gen kids as well as all the grown up characters we love. Come for the Scorbus, stay for Ginny and the whole Weasley clan.

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