Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone
  • Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?
  • Harry: Yes.
  • Umbridge: What?
  • Harry: Well, I mean, I'm running four for four.
  • Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
  • Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.
  • Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
  • Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.
  • Umbridge: Mr. Potter-
  • Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn't mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.
  • Umbridge: MR. POTTER-
  • Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.
  • Umbridge: POTTER!
  • Harry: So, yeah, I figure it's 100% you'll attack me in June, 50/50 you'll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.
  • Harry: (Turns to Hermione)
  • Harry: Did I get the math right?
  • Hermione: Yes.

I’m not even a slytherin but this made me laugh for half an hour// artist: @emilyscartoons

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look at that random kid with Jesse McCartney hair just eavesdropping on their conversation literally not even trying to hide it just likeoh look Ron and Hermione are arguing again standard maybe she’ll hit him with something today like it when that happens best seat in the housebreakfast and a show wheres potter he usually brings good entertainment with him I see you sneaky little man (thatsthespiritdear)