- Me: Oh, A and B are really beautiful together and I
- know they’ll never be canon but I ship them. They aren’t just friends, I know it. My heart could never be of another ship.
- Also me: I love these two but A and C are so cute too. I'm cheating my OTP, I'm horrible, I can't do this. I'm cheater. Please, OTP, forgive me, I'm a sinner.
- Another part of me: Multishipping is the way, girl.
- Love is everywhere. Do they breath the same air? Ship them. Do they look at each other in a strange way? Ship them. Do they raise their eyebrows at the same moment and look disgusted at the same person? Ship them. Do they like the same person? Ship them. Shipping is a religion, remember.
- Me: I ship all I want to ship. DOBBY HAS NO MASTER, DOBBY IS A FREE ELF.