Going to a party is like going to explore a new planet. You know it’s not going to be easy but it’s beneficial to the humanity.
You have to drink to ease out the tension and insecurity. You have to pretend you actually listen and understand their stories when the music is too loud to even hear yourself think or you’re not that interested. You have to make eyes contact, give kisses, and drink again till your guts out and start doing something stupid.

When the only thing you wish for is to be at home, drinking wine, eating junk food with few of your good friends while watching a movie. Everyone has a good time without getting the hangover the next day or pregnancy test 5 weeks later.

Hey Tumblr fam, I need some help

I created this anti-hangover popsicle, have tested the crap out of it, and yes it works amazing. My friends love it, but I’m struggling with sales. Just being honest here. 

Anyway, if you get a chance please check out our website Lushzie.com I would love your feedback.

And for all my tumblr fam we are offering the popsicle that will literally end your hangovers with $5 off your order using the code “TUMBLRFAM” at checkout (This means you can try a sample for just $1!!!).  

The popsicle contains coconut water, electrolytes, and nutrients to protect your liver and help your body metabolize alcohol faster preventing a hangover. Also if you’re interested we are looking for some bomb affiliates. You will get your own code and % of every sale.

A quick reinterpretation before leaving work of a sketch made by @moodyspoodys , related to a hangover event we spoke of today. She’ll have more to share with you, so no spoilers from me related to the event! >3


EDIT! 

Here is the comic !!! PLEASE GO CHECK IT OUT! *is still in tears*

http://moodyspoodys.tumblr.com/post/159004933494/and-this-is-the-moment-when-genji-runs-for-his

OTP Imagine

Both extremely drunk at a karaoke bar and they spend the night dancing, singing and having deep conversations on the meaning of life and why toasters exist.

Bonus if in the morning, both are heavily hungover so they decide to just stay in bed and cuddle all morning and afternoon.