• Everyone:Man, Fallout 4 is never gonna be announced.
  • Bethesda:Here's Fallout 4!
  • Everyone:Yeesh, there's a rumor about a Final Fantasy VII remake like every other year. It's not going to happen.
  • Square:FF7 REMAKE! That's a promise!
  • Everyone:I wonder what happened to The Last Guardian? Vaporware, probably.
  • Team Ico:Last Guardian! Right here!
  • Everyone:... *looks expectantly at Valve*
  • Valve:What do you want, you have your sale.


valve.software is not a domain owned by valve and is just an edit of the homepage of valvesoftware.com

also here’s the original background image used in the fake for further proof


don’t believe everything especially things about Half-Life 3

the signs as half life: full life consequences quotes
  • aries:"I have to kill fast and bullets too slow"
  • taurus:“its time I have to kill the enemys and make evil go away from here forrest of time!”
  • gemini:The science flew off Gordon Freemans face and landed and blowed up in a boom and Gordon Freeman stood and fall.
  • cancer:"I know bro but you are hero" John Freeman said back to comfart Gordon.
  • leo:"I loved wife like sun raise… DARK MAN YOU WILL SUFFAR!"
  • virgo:He walked over to the dead bosses and put them under the ground and planted pants on them so instead of messy dirt and dark there was pretty things there now to be happy.
  • libra:"Dad humens have to fight for freedome!"
  • scorpio:"I'll get you back evil boss!" John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.
  • sagittarius:The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky.
  • capricorn:“its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences”
  • aquarius:“You are surounded prepair to die”
  • pisces:John Freeman let go Gordon Freeman and went up back on his feet and loked his head around and saw trees and aminals and humens then looked at glowy tower and knew what has to be done.

Audience Member shouts “Half-Life 3″ during the PC Gaming Show.