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This week’s Wasteland Wednesday goes to MatthewFrank Maggio! Maggio is a Senior Information Technology Major from from Seaford, NY. Lucky for you though is that he won’t be graduating until December 2017. I wish I had more time with him…anyway! He loves Harambe, the Mets, eating Dorito’s and playing Baseball Simulator. His accomplishments? Well, besides being the President and Founder of MaggioShopz Middle School, he also won Harambe’s Angels in the Fall 2016 Game. Which is, like, the best award ever. His favorite HUvZ moment was the first time we played a great game of Ninja in front of HofUSA because, hellooooooo, it’s Ninja! How would he survive the zombie apocalypse? If he wasn’t already a zombie? He’d get his closest friends together, bunker up, and lay low so he didn’t draw attention to anything. But the most important part about MatthewFrank Maggio, besides his gorgeous Italian looks and his fantastic photoshop skills, is his love for High School Musical. It’s huge. You can…




















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This week’s Wasteland Wednesday is our new Head Moderator, Tyler Ellis! Tyler is a Junior history major and music minor from Hollis, New Hampshire. He enjoys playing video games, tabletop games. Playing the clarinet and recorder, and participating in Civil War reenactments. Tyler has won both the Alex Demarest award and the Marissa Sarparniss award. His favorite HvZ memory was when he dressed up in a box during this semester’s big game and became the Boxerker. His favorite weapon setup is a hammershot and a sword, because they’re light, quick, and very adaptable. In the event of a real zombie apocalypse, Tyler’s survival plan would be to hide out in Canada because the zombies are too polite to be a threat up there.

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WE’VE GOT ANOTHER WASTELAND WEDNESDAY! This one is for our new Social Media Chair, Elana Schwartz! Elana is a Sophomore Fine Arts Major from Massapequa, NY (WOOOOO LONG ISLAND!). She enjoys archery, ceramics, and watching Yuri!! on Ice more times than she can count. She also won this super cool award called #SkwadGoalz for recruiting over 20 people for Kyle Squad through social media. Elana’s favorite HUvZ memory comes from her first game (Spring 2016) when she got her very first kill as a zombie. Mmmm I love that first taste of blood…anyway! Her weapon of choice is also a hammershot (because you really can’t go wrong with a hammershot). And Elana’s survival plan? Fortify a Walmart. Seriously, they have everything.

Until next semester, friends…