This week’s Wasteland Wednesday is our new Head Moderator, Tyler Ellis! Tyler is a Junior history major and music minor from Hollis, New Hampshire. He enjoys playing video games, tabletop games. Playing the clarinet and recorder, and participating in Civil War reenactments. Tyler has won both the Alex Demarest award and the Marissa Sarparniss award. His favorite HvZ memory was when he dressed up in a box during this semester’s big game and became the Boxerker. His favorite weapon setup is a hammershot and a sword, because they’re light, quick, and very adaptable. In the event of a real zombie apocalypse, Tyler’s survival plan would be to hide out in Canada because the zombies are too polite to be a threat up there.

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WE’VE GOT ANOTHER WASTELAND WEDNESDAY! This one is for our new Social Media Chair, Elana Schwartz! Elana is a Sophomore Fine Arts Major from Massapequa, NY (WOOOOO LONG ISLAND!). She enjoys archery, ceramics, and watching Yuri!! on Ice more times than she can count. She also won this super cool award called #SkwadGoalz for recruiting over 20 people for Kyle Squad through social media. Elana’s favorite HUvZ memory comes from her first game (Spring 2016) when she got her very first kill as a zombie. Mmmm I love that first taste of blood…anyway! Her weapon of choice is also a hammershot (because you really can’t go wrong with a hammershot). And Elana’s survival plan? Fortify a Walmart. Seriously, they have everything.

Until next semester, friends…

This year’s final Man Crush goes to Sean J. Moran. Sean is a senior Drama Performance Major from Levittown, NY. You might have seen his alter ego, Sean J. Morgan, playing the role of Julio in Hofstra’s production of “The Motherfucker with the Hat” last fall. Sean enjoys Star Wars, Birdman, movies in general, acting, painting, being rad, and owning people in Mortal Kombat. He has appeared in “30 Rock” (Kid #1) and “Law & Order: Criminal Intent” (Hector Mendoza), along with several other TV Series and Shorts that I have never heard of. Early in his HvZ career, Sean was known as “the medic” who would walk around wearing a bloody surgeon mask and handing out extra ammo to humans in need. Sean won Best Death in the Spring 2014 game, and he was a moderator for the Spring 2015 game, famously acting as the zombies’ Pharaoh. Sean has brought a tremendous amount of theatrics, creativity, and beauty to HUvZ, and we will all be devastated when he leaves us in December. Stay Gucci, Seanye.

Our first official Man Crush Monday goes to our founder, Alex Demarest. Demarast founded Hofstra Versus Zombies in October 2010, and since then, the club has grown to become the largest club at Hofstra University. He established an organization that encourages teamwork and leadership, while allowing us to geek out and run around like kids. We’ve even named an award after him. The “Alex Demarest” award is awarded at the end of each game to the player who established himself/herself as a leader and a key component of the game, dedicating a tremendous amount of time to making the game as epic as possible. Without Demarest, we would not be the awesome club that we are today.

This week’s Man Crush is your Advertising Chair, Sky Swanson! He’s 6 foot 10, weighs 60 pounds, and his favorite color is nyan. Sky is a sophomore Film Production major and Marketing minor from Annapolis, MD. You may also know him as President Nixon or Tim the Wizard (unrelated to Monty Python and the Holy Grail). In his spare time, Sky enjoys playing Dungeons and Dragons (NERD), video games, hiking, camping, running around like a loon, distracting people by singing “Rack City”, and of course, wizardry (but not that Harry Potter nonsense. We’re talking Gandalf the White rolling in and tearing the Orcs a new one). He doesn’t enjoy “those damn hippies!” Sky was a moderator for the Spring 2014 game, which happened to be one of the most successful games of HUvZ. He was also an assistant director for this game’s big film shoot, and he has helped shoot other videos in the past. Besides that, he is credited with giving Adil Arif the nickname, “Papadil”. Sky’s creativity and nonsensical nature brought energy and life to this club, and he never fails to make people laugh. Keep doing you, Sky!

“He come and bringeth the corn and if he so choose he taketh it away.” -Sky 3:16

This week’s Woman Crush is our beautiful Treasurer, Lisa Delia! Lisa is a Drama major and English minor from Poughkeepsie, NY. She enjoys singing, writing, petting other people’s doggies, and knitting scarves while watching the game show network like the old lady she is. She also has super cool blue hair (not pictured above), and she rocks it. Last semester, she was one of six humans to win our official game of HvZ. As treasurer, Lisa is responsible for all our finances, making sure we follow our budget. She is also responsible for organizing and ordering our T-shirts and (coming soon) hoodies and yearbooks. In other words, she’s smart AND pretty. Stay beautiful, Lisa!

This week’s Man Crush is the one and only Rob Walsh! Rob is a senior Forensic Science major from Staten Island, NY. Once he graduates, Rob will be heading down to Disney World to work in the attractions as part of the Disney College Program. Many people have mistaken Rob Walsh and Jim Auger (whose birthday happens to be today) for brothers because they both have red beards. His interests include sleeping, playing video games, and making puns. But most importantly, Rob was part of his high school’s rendition of High School Musical 2. WHAT TIME IS IT? Time to talk about his HUvZ accomplishments. Rob has been an active member of the club, participating in all eight games of his college career. He won the Trooper Award for the Spring 2014 game because even though he was injured, he still managed to pump up the humans in their darkest hour. He even participated in the final mission and STILL ran faster than most of the zombies. In the Fall of 2014, he was a moderator for our big game. This past game, his final game, he wore his Santa suit at every single mission, making him a memorable character of such a memorable game. Rob, thank you for being such an incredible player over the years. Your presence will be missed when you graduate. You can bet on it.

This week’s Woman Crush goes to Ava Pietruszewski (the day I can spell that by memory is the day I’ll die)! Ava is a senior TV/Video Production Major originally from Teaneck, NJ, but now resides in Belle Mead, NJ. Things she enjoys include freelancing as a graphic designer (she’s super awesome at it, by the way), raising puppies, trying weird food, tennis, video games, being angry about social issues, crying about cute animals videos, and dressing extraordinarily well. One of her HUvZ accomplishments is being one of the winners of the Narrative Award for the Spring 2015 Game for her work on the promotional video as a storyboard artist, camera operator, makeup artist, and lighting assistant. This semester, she is directing, producing, and writing the Fall 2015 promotional video, which will be filmed THIS WEEKEND WOOHOO! She’s also an event photographer starting this semester. She has two favorite HUvZ memories. The first was last semester’s film shoot. Despite the fact that it was cold and rainy and she passed out immediately afterwards, she felt extremely accomplished once she saw the official video. Her other favorite memory came from the Night of Terror in the Spring 2015 Game. The zombies collectively scared the shit out of the humans by attacking them on the “wrong side of campus”, much earlier than the moderators anticipated. They circled the humans and picked so many off that they surrendered by the time they got to south campus. Ava has been doing an incredible job planning the promotional video, and she has become quite an important asset to the club. Keep kicking ass!

Our first Woman Crush Wednesday the beautiful and talented Secretary, Lisa Delia! Lisa is a Junior Drama Performance Major with a Minor in English from Poughkeepsie, NY. Her hobbies include knitting, watching the Food Network, and overall, just being a grandma. She is also going to be playing one of the sons (yes, you read that correctly) in the Drama Department’s main stage production of Fiddler on the Roof this semester! Last year, Lisa was HUvZ’s treasurer, making sure that we didn’t waste all our money on ALL OF THE BLASTERS! She was also one of the only humans to survive during the Fall 2014 big game. We are thrilled to have Lisa be a part of Z-Board for a second year, and we can’t wait to see more gorgeous model shots like the one above.

This week’s Woman Crush goes to Rachel Kordell! Rachel is a sophomore Film Production major with a minor in Creative Writing from Paramus, NJ. Her interests include obsessing over Zelda, making films, writing stories, Disney, playing D&D, teaching the blow dart game, insisting that people watch Titanic 2, and being the same person as me. As far as HUvZ goes, Rachel is the leader of ZART (Zombie Apocalypse Response Team), which is one of the biggest squads on campus. She is also known as the President Assassin, assassinating all three presidents in her time at Hofstra. Rachel was also the editor for the HUvZ film this semester, and she won the Narrative Award for doing the Pharaoh’s make up. Unfortunately, Rachel will be heading to Disney next semester to take part in the Disney College Program. As awesome as that opportunity is, we are dearly going to miss the Hero of Time in the fall. Stay golden, Rachel!

This week’s Man Crush is your newly elected Vice President, Adil Arif! Papadil is a junior English Creative Writing major and Drama minor from Selden, NY, which happens to be the dead center of Long Island. Interestingly enough, he entered Hofstra as a Music Composition major. He enjoys camping, writing, gaming, medium-rare burgers with any assortment of toppings and condiments, and of course, being a total nerd. Adil recently taught himself how to juggle, and there is a picture of himself on the wall of a pizzeria in Rockville, Rhode Island. Adil was an HUvZ moderator for three semesters, two of them as Head Moderator (Fall 2013 and Spring 2014). He also holds the HUvZ record for most darts reflected with a melee weapon. In other words, he has reflected the most darts with himself. We’re excited to see Adil back on E-Board, for his kind spirit, passion for HUvZ, and badassery have truly left an imprint on this club.

This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday is Anna “Ava” Pietruszewski (but don’t ever call her Anna). Ava is a junior BS TV/Video Production major from from Princeton, NJ. Her interests include Marvel Comics, drawing/art, traveling, eating weird/exotic food, cooking, and outdoorsy stuff like hiking and kayaking. She’s also a huge art history nerd, and her family breeds German Shepherds. Polish is Ava’s primary language, and she didn’t start speaking English until she started school. (Did you know that she is dating this week’s Man Crush Monday? It’s like, I planned that, or something) This past game was Ava’s first time playing, considering last semester she was sick with what seemed like the plague. She was one of three people to win the Narrative Award for all of the work she put towards the trailer/film. Ava was the camera operator and storyboard artist for the HUvZ promotional video. Without Ava, the HUvZ promotional film would have been only a fraction as awesome as it turned out to be. We can’t wait to see what she does it the future. Stay beautiful, Ava!

This week’s Man Crush Monday is our Fearless Leader, Graham Howe! Graham is a senior Communications major who will be attending Hofstra’s Grad School in the fall. He grew up in Merrick, NY, where he attended John F. Kennedy High School. Graham enjoys video games, Star Wars, and being a badass. He also knows how volcanoes work. Graham was HUvZ’s second president, building life into the club as it transitioned from the first president. He won “Zombie of the Week”, an award given to the most hardcore zombie of the game, during his very first game; but later on, he established himself as the Human Commander. Graham has cemented himself as a leader of the club, becoming a moderator and treasurer for the club shortly before being elected into presidency. He was president of HUvZ for three semesters, and as president, he helped the club grow into what it has become today. Without Graham, none of the exciting ground wars, HvZ Night Outs, or official games would have been possible, and we could not be more grateful for his hard work and dedication to HUvZ. May the force be with you, Fearless Leader.

This week’s Wasteland Wednesday goes to Hunter Blain! Hunter is a senior Double Major in Economics and Political Science from Odessa, TX. His hobbies include reading, video games, and YouTube. Hunter is proud to say that he has made it to the Final Mission twice, and he is able to snipe people with just a Hammershot. Talk about impressive, huh? His favorite HUvZ memory comes from the Fall 2013 Game, his very first game. He tagged Zach Grinfeld, and he made it seem like he was in a rush when in all actuality, he was just waiting for Zach. How would Hunter survive a true zombie apocalypse? He’d head north and stick to rural areas. It’s not like anyone is up there anyways! We wish Hunter the best of luck as he heads out to the real world, even though we know he’s going to kick ass and take names.

This week’s Man Crush goes to George Taro Hudson! Many of you probably know this gentleman as Taro, but we’re trying to keep things professional here. Sir Taro is from Japan, Britain, and Hawaii (apparently), but he currently resides in Upstate New York somewhere near Utica. He is a senior Japanese/Asian Studies major with a Spanish minor. Taro’s interests include video games, music, language, philosophy, psychology, D&D, and annoying me to no end. Before attending Hofstra, Taro received his black belt after studying karate for thirteen years. One of his absolute favorite hobbies is messing with people, such as deleting this entire post to give me a heart attack only to bring it back with the press of a button. He refused to tell me more in order to not sound prissy and pretentious. Taro was a moderator for the HUvZ Fall 2013 game, and he is the only member of HUvZ to ever win Human of the Week AND Zombie of the Week. Now, before he tries to mess with my laptop AGAIN, I would like to take a moment to appreciate Taro’s contribution to the mental stability of the members of HUvZ. When chaos ensues, Taro is always the one to simmer everyone down. Thank you, Mr. Huuuuuuuudson.

This week’s Man Crush is one of our Spring 2015 moderators, Max Henschel. Max is a senior Philosophy major from Harwood, MD. His favorite philosophic topic is the argument of skepticism. Max’s interests include camping, backpacking, cooking, baking, video games, television, writing, and reading. Besides all of that, he enjoys good movies, as well as bad movies. Currently, Max is eating a slice of carrot cake (yum). Over the summer, Max will be working at Philmont down in New Mexico. He is excited to announce that his fan fiction will be finished shortly (Who will win? No one knows…), and he plans on visiting the location of the fan fiction this weekend, if anyone would like to join him. In regards to HUvZ, Max is recognized for his dedication to the club, but infamous for complaining. Last semester, he won Zombie of the Week for being the sassiest, most sarcastic OZ HUvZ has ever had, along with being an overall incredible zombie example for the Horde. As OZ, he introduced a new element to the Horde; a pink and black cheetah print bandana for every original member. This inevitably helped the Horde unify itself, and let’s be real, the Horde looked fabulous in those bandanas. Max’s loyalty is something we truly value at HUvZ, and his sass and sarcasm has made him memorable and loved by our club. Keep it sassy, MangOZ!

This week’s Man Crush goes to our BEAUTIFUL Social Media Chair, Blanco, Brian. Brian is a senior Computer Science major from Commack, NY. He enjoys basketball, guitar, and computers. Besides that, Brian loves eating unhealthy foods, drinking BAWLS, and pelvic thrusting when he should be following Courtney’s zumbas. He’s also addicted to Mac and Melts. Brian has been involved with HUvZ since the second semester of his freshman year, making this game his seventh. He moderated the Fall 2013 game and crossed into the dark side to become an infamous ZOD during the Spring 2014 game. As Social Media Chair, Brian has established the HUvZ snapchat (hofstrazombies), which has allowed us to see snippets of club meetings and activities. He also brought SkyZone to the table for HvZ night out, which was a huge success last Saturday. Brian’s warm smile and passion for fun brings positive energy to the club, which only adds to the members’ happiness. His kind and accepting heart is a huge part of what makes HUvZ incredible. Stay beautiful, Brian.

This week’s Woman Crush Wednesday goes to our beautiful Secretary, Maren Ford! Maren is a senior Dance/Drama major who grew up in River Forest, Illinois. She enjoys Welcome to the Night Vale, Harry Potter, Star Wars, Halloween, hot chocolate, swords, and choreographing dances. In fact, just last semester, Maren choreographed and performed in an incredible and thrilling ballet/swing dance with swords at student rep with Kevin Richardson. She has been HUvZ’s Secretary for two years, which requires taking note of everything that goes on during E-Board meetings. Besides that, she won Zombie of the Week her second game, became a moderator for her third game, and has helped head events such as Ground War. Needless to say, Maren is an impressive woman, and a remarkable role model for HUvZ.