HP Meme

                luna lovegood & nearly all book quotes
                feel free to change pronouns and such to fit muses!

  • ❝ i don’t know who you are. ❞
  • ❝ wit beyond measure is a man’s greatest treasure. ❞
  • ❝ i don’t like dancing very much. ❞
  • ❝ that was funny! ❞
  • ❝ baboons … backside! ❞ 
  • ❝ i’ll have it back, thank you. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll carry that, if you like. ❞
  • ❝ you’re not going mad. i can see them, too. ❞
  • ❝ i’ve been able to see them ever since my first day here. ❞
  • ❝ you’re just as sane as i am! ❞
  • ❝ he isn’t a very good teacher, is he? ❞
  • ❝ we think he’s a bit of a joke in ravenclaw. ❞
  • ❝ ____ has his own private army! ❞
  • ❝ he’s got an army of heliopaths! ❞
  • ❝ because you’re so narrow minded. you need to have everything shoved under your nose. ❞
  • ❝ they’re great tall flaming creatures that gallop across the ground. ❞
  • ❝ i’m supporting gryffindor! ❞
  • ❝ it’s often infested with nargles. ❞
  • ❝ i believe you fought him and escaped from him. ❞
  • ❝ i expect all of these are letters from readers. ❞
  • ❝ well, we’ll have to fly! ❞
  • ❝ i thought we’d settled on that? ❞
  • ❝ there are other ways of flying than with broomsticks. ❞
  • ❝ i can hear them, too. ❞
  • ❝ they were just lurking out of sight, that’s all, you heard them. ❞
  • ❝  i don’t know what they hit him with, but he’s gone a bit funny. ❞
  • ❝ i’ve lost some of my posessions. ❞
  • ❝ i think they think i’m a bit odd. ❞
  • ❝ they’ll come back. they always do in the end. ❞
  • ❝ i think i’ll just go and have some pudding. ❞
  • ❝ i enjoyed the meetings, too. it was like having friends! ❞
  • ❝ people expect you to have cooler friends than us. ❞
  • ❝ wrackspurt got you? ❞
  • ❝ wrackspurts. they’re invisible. they float in through your ears and make your brain go fuzzy. ❞
  • ❝ did you know one of your eyebrows is bright yellow? ❞
  • ❝ he’s a vampire. ❞
  • ❝ i went to the hospital wing to find you, but they said you’d left! ❞
  • ❝ i’ve been told to give you this. ❞
  • ❝ you’re making fun of me, aren’t you? ❞
  • ❝ everyone says i was dreadful. ❞
  • ❝ one of the gnomes actually bit me! ❞
  • ❝ i didn’t want you to be caught. ❞
  • ❝ you’ll need to stay still. ❞
  • ❝ i’ll always remember what you did. ❞
  • ❝ i’m going to miss you. ❞
  • ❝ you won’t find it where you’re going, you’re wasting your time. ❞
  • ❝ you listen to me right now! ❞
  • ❝  it’s obvious, isn’t it? you have to talk to someone who’s dead. ❞

a junior who was taking the psat today ditched the idea of pulling the fire alrm to get out of testing and instead hacked into the school’s alarm system to set it off exactly when the English section was scheduled to start

THIS KID WAS SLICK ENOUGH TO HACK INTO AN ALARM SYSTEM BECAUSE HE WASN’T PREPARED FOR THE PSAT

and there you have it

that’s the summary of the American education system

  • Harry: Professor, why can I see into Voldemort's mind? Why do you trust Snape?? How do I destroy horcruxes???
  • Dumbledore: Answer machine broke

Fenrir Greyback, having a conversation with a fellow Death Eater: Yeah, being a werewolf is pretty chill. The only thing is I hate that I’ve gotten so hairy-

Voldemort, after blasting the door down: HARRY? 😠🔥 POTTER? 👓⚡ Boy who lived ?? 💀🔪🔫 Come 👏 To 👏 Die 👏 Neither can live 🔮🎉 while the other survives 💥💢 but I’m a SURVIVOR 💪👽 started from the bottom 😩😩 now im HERE 🎉💯 they dont call me the DARK LORD for nothing 👀 👀 Always on that GRIND ✨🔥 workin night 🌚 & DAY 🌞 to KILL 👏  HARRY 👏  POTTER 👏 👏