Ned: Jake? Hey, Jake? Jacob! Jacob Frye? Jacob Frye, I thought that was you! Hey, hey! Now, don’t you tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heckfire remember you.
Jacob: Not a chance.
Ned: “Needlenose Ned”? “Ned the Head”? C'mon, buddy. Southwark High? I did the whistling belly-button trick at the school talent show? Bing! Got scarlet fever real bad senior year, almost didn’t graduate? Bing, again! Dated your sister Evie a couple times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Jacob: …Ned Wynert?