“After eating sushi and some hot wings with my friends, a man came up to me (a good 20 minutes after eating) and said:
Man: men would pay money to watch you eat hot wings.
Me: excuse me?
Man: it’s true, am I embarrassing you?
Me: I think I eat hot wings like a normal person.
Man: the action is very erotic
And then I sat there stunned as he reassured me it was a compliment. Perhaps wearing lipstick is just too much for other people. :( :( :( :(”
sent to me by a friend after she had that real “sup girl” moment