HMQ

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Happy birthday, @holyfuckmark aka /Gollum’s voice/ 💍 my Precious! 🎈🎂🍰🎁🎈

I can’t buy Mark for you so “virtual” Mark will have to do as a substitute. I hope you know how precious you are to me, just like how precious Mark is. I’m glad we started talking last year and I love you so, so much. Thank you for making my time on Tumblr A++. Have a flipping (because Mark does martial arts tricking 😂) birthday! 💕💕💕💕💕

Now make a wish and blow out the candles with GOT7! 🕯🕯🕯🕯🕯

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Betty’s Batsmen!

HMQ, aka Betty Deuce, Greeted The England And Australia Teams On Day 2 Of The Ashes.

Of Course, Betty Is Waiting Around For The Duchess To Deliver. It Better Be Soon, Betty Wants To Decamp To Aberdeenshire.

Perhaps Betty was Trying To Get Stuart Broad, Joe Root, Or Alastair Cook To Be Gillies At Her Scottish Crib Or walk The Corgis By The Dee!

God Save Betty, Baby!