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The signs as starkid quotes

Aries:Oh so you think that you’re better than me because you can read? Well get out of my book store! We don’t like your kind in here anyway.

Taurus:you think killing people will make them like you, but it doesn’t. It just makes them dead.

Gemini:A song is a dick in sheep’s clothing. A song means a dick is on the way

Cancer:God did it to us, damn him to hell.

Leo:I heard Joey Richter cries in the choir room.

Virgo:That is a boss Zefron poster.

Libra:I’m Bruce Man. I mean. I’m Bat Wayne. FUCK!

Scorpio:Thank you sir. I am a tough bitch.

Sagittarius:You are not permitted to touch!

Capricorn:Looks like you guys are up to your old Twix

Aquarius:So, you guys like Star Wars jokes?

Pisces: I did not fuck a tiger!!!

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At last the BBC has picked this up! Cheers to my sisters in arms who are kicking arse and taking names internationally. This doco covers a few of the great women in this fast-growing sport of full-contact, armoured medieval battle, including several close friends. Fight on, all!

I’ve been waiting for the right photo before posting too much about this years Battle of the Nations but the Australian women’s team came third in the world this year and I am so proud to say that I was on that team.
This is a sisterhood that I hope I get to feel year after year. 💚💛