HIS-LITTLE-SIGH-IS-KILLING-ME

  • *in bed, at 221B*
  • Sherlock:*softly* ...then there's 42. MO, Molybdenum. The free element, a silvery metal with a gray cast in appearance, has the sixth-highest melting point of any element. Molybdenum-containing enzymes are by far the most common catalysts used by some bacteria to break the chemical bond in atmospheric molecular nitrogen, allowing biological nitrogen fixation.
  • Sherlock:...
  • Sherlock:That *gently prods Molly's stomach* my darling, will be your first word. Molybdenum. Not just because your mother's name is in there. Sort of.
  • Baby Holmes:*kicks*
  • Sherlock:Oh, I know. She'll have you saying something like 'metatarsus' or 'coccygeal vertebrae'. I'll save you from that one, don't you worry.
  • Molly:*sleepy* In that case, I'm rescuing her from 'roentgenium'.
  • Sherlock:...
  • Molly:*giggles* You were talking to her.
  • Sherlock:*swallows* No, that would be ridiculous. She's a foetus.
  • Molly:*rolls her eyes; yawns* Whatever.
  • Sherlock:*smoothing Molly's bump* I suppose I can settle for Daddy.
  • Molly:*smiles* Good *pauses* We're still not calling her 'Holmium'.
  • Sherlock:*smiles* Fine.

anonymous asked:

Give us some Regulus/Sirius headcanons! Like... I love brotherly love, I think it's so underrated, and their story kills me. Break our hearts! Tell us about them!

ooooooh i love doing sibling/best friend/family headcanons!!! of course

  • okay so i totally imagine regulus admiring sirius so much when they were little
  • even though his parents always told him sirius was bad news.. he didn’t care at that point
  • he followed him everywhere and i like to think they were extremely close
  • so when sirius went away to hogwarts for his first year regulus was heartbroken, very sad, and lonely
  • and it was even worse when his parents were horrified by sirius being sorted into gryffindor cause he never got to hear anything positive about his big brother anymore
  • so when sirius came home that summer and was yelled at by his parents constantly regulus felt bad
  • but he didn’t say anything
  • because he loved his parents too and he had no idea what to do about anything
  • he could feel that sirius was becoming more distant from him because of this
  • but he couldn’t just turn on his parents
  • you just don’t do that
  • not in regulus’s mind anyway
  • so when it was his turn to go to hogwarts
  • sirus went to sit with james and his other friends on the train and regulus was jealous
  • but he let his big brother go because he wanted his big brother to have friends
  • so regulus rode alone on the train his first year
  • and when he was sorted he begged for the hat to place him where his family had been
  • but what the hat didn’t realize and what regulus didn’t realize at the time  was that his family was truly just sirius
  • so he was sorted into slytherin
  • but regulus knew he belonged there anyway cause that was the family legacy and family was important
  • his relationship got worse for years to come with sirius after that
  • regulus got bitter
  • and he took it out on sirius too
  • not in the way of his parents
  • but he would pick fights because he was jealous that his brother was closer to his friends than him
  • and he was scared that he was going to lose him
  • and he was afraid he would disappoint his parents and the rest of his family like his brother
  • so that’s why he became a death eater
  • to not disappoint his parents
  • and so it wasn’t until he turned 18 that he truly realized that sirius was his family and the only person he wanted to consider family
  • so he knew he needed to help his brother
  • and so he found out about voldemort’s plan and turned against him
  • he knew he would die
  • he knew he should have left a note for sirius
  • but he thought that would make it look like he was trying too hard
  • so he just hoped sirius would catch on that he did it for him
  • he died thinking of his brother
  • he died protecting his brother
  • and he only hoped he wouldn’t see his brother in the after life for a very long time
  • because he wanted sirius to be happy
  • to be safe
  • to finally be free

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i just started thinking about my last concept that i wrote and i cant stop laughing

hajime is just hysterically yelling “my poor confetti children, chiaki you killed them! you MuRdErER HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME”

chiaki is playing her gamegirl and letting out exasperated sighs in hopes he’ll shut up soon so she can play in peace.

and there’s poor little sleepy nagito, his hair is covered in cheap black and white skull confetti that’ll take days to get out of his hair and his fucking bed thanks chiaki, he cant feel his arm because his girlfriend is laying directly on top of it, and his ridiculous excuse of a boyfriend hajime is shouting about that useless confetti that nobody even wanted to buy. 

sighs nagito does love them dearly but gOOD FUCKING CHRIST ARE YOU KIDDING ME sKuLl cOnFeTTi ARE YOU REALLY THAT TACKY HAJIME AND CHIAKI DID YOU HAVE TO PUT IT IN MY POST-NAP RATS NEST OF A HAIRCUT IRGBPIWEB I TAKE IT BACK I HATE YOU ALL

anonymous asked:

The woman chuckled letting forth a sigh. “Such an angry little boy you are. I’m going to give you a little hint. He believes you’re the one that killed your father and brother. To him you’re nothing. Do you really believe he’s going to feel any pity attacking you? Not anymore my sweet darling. His mind is mine, and he’ll do whatever it takes to please his queen. Come and find me little boy. I’m waiting.”

“A wise man once told me that over confidence if often the downfall of ones self. Over confidence is a killer. Underestimate your opponent and your leaving yourself open for a direct hit to your ego and pride. You should know that better than anyone. As should Kane. You’re right, a part of me is guilty for the death of my Kin. I listened from behind the door, not one move to save them from their untimely death. No.. I enjoyed the fact that my brothers first actual kill would be one that would stick with him until the end of his days. Just like mine has.”

The Spymaster fluttered his eyes to a close and tilted his head back, letting the rain pelt him in the face.

“There’s a reason Kane was never brought into my position of Shadow King.. he lacks many things. His heart. He lacks ruthlessness, patience, and all in the same.. at many times, intelligence. Weak minded, as I see now. He allowed you to enter his mind. My poor, sweet, tortured brother will die by my hands before you can do much more damage. I’ll rip his life from him and crush it beneath my boots. Snuff him out until he ceased to exist… Yes, attack me. The Council will have you in their clutches before you’ve had the chance. Before he’s had the chance.

I’ve an army at my feet, and what do you have? dirt. You think sending my brother after me is going to shake me? Oh, no, no, my sweet girl… you’ve forgotten who I am.

I am the Shadow King, and you are my prey. “

•[ @kanekuran , @wolf-queen , @laniarimelna , @council-wra ] •

Apparently you little shits have a lot of shitty problems so… *grumbles* after much debate with Melissa *deep sigh* I’m giving out free hugs.

*yells and narrows eyes* BUT you have to have showered beforehand, your clothes must be spotless, and you must look presentable. Have I made myself clear?

*groans* Why do you brats want to hug me, of all people? Don’t answer that. That was a rhetorical question.