HI-MILEY

No one has lived through drama unless they were a kid growing up in the Disney era of 2005-2011.

We had Niley, the Niley kiss on stage, the Niley breakup, the Demi and Selena feud with Miley and Mandy, Kevin Jonas picking sides by wearing a Demi & Selena shirt in paparazzi photos, Nelena rising through the Burning Up music video, the 7 things video that shaded Nick with a photo of him scribbled out in it, the Selena and Miley fight over Nick through various interviews and radio shows, Joe dating Taylor Swift, Selena getting closer to Taylor while distancing from Demi, Nelena and Jaylor going on double dates, Demi & Miley becoming better friends because of the Selena & Demi fall out, The photos that surfaced that showed Miley in her underwear that were sent to Nick, Miley’s vanity fair photoshoot, Vanessa Hudgens nudes, Joe falls on stage at the AMAs and slices his hand open, The Jaylor breakup where Joe ended it on a 30 second phone call, the video Taylor made with a camp rock Joe doll “this one comes with a phone so he can break up with other girls too”, everyone wanted Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale together, Miley dances on an icecream cart pole at the TCAs, Nelena broke up, the song Nick wrote about Selena called “stay”, Orlando Brown was taken to jail for weed, Jason Earles was literally like 35???, Mitchell Musso’s brother and Trace Cyrus formed Metro Station, Joe and Demi began dating, Nick and Selena were spotted trying to work things out, Demi and Joe break up, Joe begins dating Ashley Greene, Nick & Miley are seen trying to work things out??, Miley comes out with a book talking about how Nick was her Prince Charming, Demi punches one of her dancers in the face, Nick writes a song talking about weddings that is dedicated to his love for Miley, Demi goes to rehab, the camp rock tour is pulled, Nick & Miley don’t get things worked out, Kevin Jonas gets engaged, a whole town finds out Miley Stewart was Hannah Montana but keeps the secret, Nick Jonas announces he’ll run for president in 2035, the Jonas brothers start wearing their purity rings as necklaces, Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez begin dating which is Taylor Swift’s ex, The Jonas brothers break up, Zanessa breaks up, and we find out Chad Danforth and Ryan Evans are secretly fucking in HSM.

What a wild ride.

headcanon that whenever kylo is being particularly annoying or hux is feeling more sadistic than usual, hux will mentally blast the most obnoxious music he can think of in kylo’s direction

imagine hux aggressively stalking kylo around the Finalizer with an expression of grim determination while kylo screams “FUCKING STOP PLAYING GANGNAM STYLE” 

imagine the workers being utterly bewildered because no music is playing but kylo keeps yelling things like “WHAT THE HELL IS THIS INFERNAL MUSIC”

and then hux saying calmly, in his mind, “miley cyrus” before helpfully providing images of miley twerking her white ass directly into kylo’s head

He pulled her close and began to kiss her. First her lips, then her cheek, and then her neck. Her skin was like fire, as if she’d been lying in the sun for hours, and when he kissed her lips again, he felt her fold her body into his. He buried his hands in her hair, continuing to kiss her as he slowly backed her against the wall of the workshop. He loved her, he wanted her, and as they continued to kiss, he could feel her arms moving over his back and shoulders. Her touch was electric against his skin, her breath hot against his, and he felt himself slipping away to a place governed only by his senses.

anonymous asked:

Can you recommend any canon compliant?

and we called our calculation perfect love by saysthemagpie

The kisses are getting progressively filthier—his glasses are really fogging up now—when Niall finally manages to gasp out, “I’m actually just a certified public accountant.“

Harry’s reaction to that piece of information is, well, probably unprecedented, not just in Niall’s personal experience but also in the entire long and deeply boring history of the accounting profession. “God, that’s so fucking hot,” he groans, arching his back like a porn star and rocking his hips up so Niall can feel just hard he is in his trousers. “Tell me more, fuck, don’t stop talking.”

Harry and Niall engage in a little post-AMAs role-play.

You Should Probably Stay (A Couple More Days) by Urbanizayntion

After One Direction ended Niall’s been raising a daughter alone, well mostly alone, Harry’s been there from the start. Harry may or may not be in love with him.

these arms were made for holding you by takesmeunder

It starts with, “I’d do Niall.”

Somewhere around the middle it becomes, “Don’t knock it till you try it, Niall.” and, “Who’s the last person you had sex with?”

Niall’s not sure, but it could quite possibly end with, “You haven’t told your parents we’re dating?”

With Nothing In Between by NarryEm

Harry looks so fuck-able in his Miley Cyrus costume. That’s pretty much the whole story.

Or the one that was inspired by the drunk Narry pics.

Scratches by the5boyswhochangedus

Niall fucks Harry the day before they shoot the “Kiss You” video and he shows up to work with scratches all down his back.

Tour Bus by BlackHawk13

Niall and Harry have some fun in the bunks of the tour bus ;p

anonymous asked:

Super interesting watching EPIC spin Camila's press. As much as they're packaging things in artistic freedom and "success doesn't matter," all of their actions say opposite. In an era of artists like Harry and Miley releasing entirely self-written efforts it's even easier to spot label control. Camila's first single will be cowritten by Sia and Benny Blanco with massive promotion spend. They absolutely need a billboard hit. This is all incredibly calculated and not the whims of one girl.

Hi anon. I know, it’s very interesting to see where they are taking things with her. To even think that “Camila doesn’t care about flopping, she’s only about the music” it’s quite foolish. Any artist wants a good spot in the charts, esp when they put their everything into their material, I mean who wouldn’t aspire for recognition & success? It’s just naive to think that Camila doesn’t care about it.

About Harry & Miley’s singles, these are not completely self written. Harry co-wrote with 5 other people​ on both of his singles. Miley co-wrote with someone else on “Malibu”.

The amount of promo they’re giving Camila is certainly insane. I was expecting a big push coming from the label but yesterday when I saw the building projections… It’s not hard to guess that they’re in fact striving for a hit on the Top 10. Indeed it’s carefully calculated. The fact that there are some Camilizers that think that Roger is the only man behind it… Lord give me patient with the amount of gullibility.

aliensyndrome:

No one has lived through drama unless they were a kid growing up in the Disney era of 2005-2011.

We had Niley, the Niley kiss on stage, the Niley breakup, the Demi and Selena feud with Miley and Mandy, Kevin Jonas picking sides by wearing a Demi & Selena shirt in paparazzi photos, Nelena rising through the Burning Up music video, the 7 things video that shaded Nick with a photo of him scribbled out in it, the Selena and Miley fight over Nick through various interviews and radio shows, Joe dating Taylor Swift, Selena getting closer to Taylor while distancing from Demi, Nelena and Jaylor going on double dates, Demi & Miley becoming better friends because of the Selena & Demi fall out, The photos that surfaced that showed Miley in her underwear that were sent to Nick, Miley’s vanity fair photoshoot, Vanessa Hudgens nudes, Joe falls on stage at the AMAs and slices his hand open, The Jaylor breakup where Joe ended it on a 30 second phone call, the video Taylor made with a camp rock Joe doll “this one comes with a phone so he can break up with other girls too”, everyone wanted Zac Efron and Ashley Tisdale together, Miley dances on an icecream cart pole at the TCAs, Nelena broke up, the song Nick wrote about Selena called “stay”, Orlando Brown was taken to jail for weed, Jason Earles was literally like 35???, Mitchell Musso’s brother and Trace Cyrus formed Metro Station, Joe and Demi began dating, Nick and Selena were spotted trying to work things out, Demi and Joe break up, Joe begins dating Ashley Greene, Nick & Miley are seen trying to work things out??, Miley comes out with a book talking about how Nick was her Prince Charming, Demi punches one of her dancers in the face, Nick writes a song talking about weddings that is dedicated to his love for Miley, Demi goes to rehab, the camp rock tour is pulled, Nick & Miley don’t get things worked out, Kevin Jonas gets engaged, a whole town finds out Miley Stewart was Hannah Montana but keeps the secret, Nick Jonas announces he’ll run for president in 2035, the Jonas brothers start wearing their purity rings as necklaces, Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez begin dating which is Taylor Swift’s ex, The Jonas brothers break up, Zanessa breaks up, and we find out Chad Danforth and Ryan Evans are secretly fucking in HSM.

What a wild ride.

anonymous asked:

to that anon that said justin hasn't collabed with any female other than halsey – you're wrong. justin has collabed with a female before, it was back in my world era on song called "overboard". there's the official one with jessica (i forgot her last name) and the one where he performed it with miley at one of his shows.

Jessica and Miley were before PR Jelena. They were 2010 while Jelena was 2011. But he also collab with nicki but we all know he wasn’t gonna sleep with nicki lol

anonymous asked:

I kinda do wonder who Blake hangs out with on set. Amanda just posted her instastory and it looks like they were on a break and Carson was with his family. Adam has his own family, Miley and Jennifer probably have their own glam squad or crew. Just interesting dynamics.

I don’t think Blake’s, Carson’s and Adam’s families are there all of the time. I bet when the families aren’t there he is in his trailer watching The Golden Girls and deeper into the season he’s doing song research

-L

achilles is a gigantic fucking douchebag loser au
  • tears up when watching the music video for enrique iglesias’ “hero”
  • camps for three days outside adidas store to buy the kanye x adidas kicks, loses temper when he discovers they’re sold out, punches wall and tries to pretend it doesn’t hurt
  • shares motivational fitness quote pictures on fb, thinks leg day jokes are really really funny
  • developed a complex secret handshake/fistbump with patroclus, does this in public regardless of protests from literally everyone they know
  • repeatedly demands that the DJ play his song, will.i.am & miley cyrus’ “feelin myself” (“THE MIRROR BE LIKE BABY YOU THE SHIT YOU THE SHIT” odysseus:“NOW DO WAKA WAKA”)
  • has at least two myrmidon lads holiday tattoos (ILL-IUM 2011 or similar), one is on his butt
  • crying drunk (“i just want some RESPECT i try SO HARD and NO-ONE CARES”)
  • probably has a sex playlist
Liam Hemsworth Models ‘Tiny Shorts’ in Drool-Worthy Photos After Having Lunch With ‘Angel’ Miley Cyrus

Who wears short shorts? Liam Hemsworth! The 27-year-old Aussie actor shared some truly sensational photos of himself on Instagram early Monday morning.

WATCH: Miley Cyrus Shares Throwback Pic of Her First Kiss With Liam Hemsworth for #InternationalKissingDay

“Here’s to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts,” the Hunger Games star captioned a series of photos of himself wearing minimal clothing.

Here’s to ice baths and flexing in tiny shorts

A post shared by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) on Jul 9, 2017 at 10:21pm PDT

The shots showed off his chiseled abs, toned muscles, and… ahem… well, just about everything.

He also shared a shot with his fiancée, Miley Cyrus, writing, “My little angel and I.”

My little angel and I.

A post shared by Liam Hemsworth (@liamhemsworth) on Jul 9, 2017 at 10:04pm PDT

Earlier in the day, Hemsworth stepped out in Malibu, California, for a nice lunch at the Soho House with Miley and her sister, Noah.

The trio seemed to be in good spirits as they dined together. Miley recently got candid about her dining preferences on Instagram, showing off her new sunflower tattoo, which is symbolic of her devotion to being a vegan.

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RELATED: Miley Cyrus Gets New Sunflower Tattoo to Declare She’s a ‘Vegan for Life!’

“Vegan for life!” she captioned the photo of her new ink.

Vegan for life! 💚

A post shared by Miley Cyrus (@mileycyrus) on Jul 8, 2017 at 10:47pm PDT

The “Malibu” singer recently celebrated International Kissing Day by sharing a photo of her first kiss with Hemsworth. To see the sweet moment, watch the clip below!

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  • <p> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b><p></b> <b></b> I got this idea from a episode of Gilmore Girls. Riarkle, Maya, and Lucas are in their early twenties. This is part 1 of 4. I hope you like it.<p/><b>Location:</b> St Upid Town:<p/><b>Parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Riley and Maya are parking their car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Riles, why do I let you drag me to these stupid events? Who's ever heard of a picnic basket auction?<p/><b>Riley:</b> (Cheerful) My Uncle Eric was the one to come up with the idea. I like it. It's fun not knowing who could buy your basket. Besides who doesn't love Sunshine, fresh air, and meeting new people?<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Annoyed) Have you met me? I hate all those things. I don't like talking to people, so why will I like eating with them?<p/><b>Riley:</b> Give it a chance. You know you can't say no to me.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Fine. I'll go with you but I'm not participating. I don't have a basket.<p/><b></b> Riley takes two picnic baskets out of the car.<p/><b>Maya:</b> Really?<p/><b>Riley:</b> It's time to meet new people. Who knows? Maybe we will find the love of our lives today.<p/><b>Maya:</b> (Sarcastic) Oh, yay. Fun.<p/><b></b> Riley drags Maya to the town square.<p/><b>Other side of the parking lot:</b> <p/><b></b> Farkle and Lucas are walking out of their car.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> So, this is Stupid Town?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> I think it's pronounce St Upid Town.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I don't think it matters. Why am I here?<p/><b>Lucas:</b> You need to have fun once in a while instead of staying home all the time.<p/><b>Farkle:</b> I have fun.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> When?<p/><b>Farkle:</b> There was that one time... (Thinking) And that time after that.... (Gives up) I got nothing.<p/><b>Lucas:</b> Exactly. Today you're having fun. 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