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Watching Riverdale With My Brother's Best Friend Who Is Drunk:

•"So like do you think Buckethead and Betty will get together?“

•"Archie and Cheyenne or wait… Cheryl? Yeah, Cheryl. They’re cute.”

•"Wait… who gets shot? Archie? Archie got fucking murked.“

•"HIS DAD? NOOOOOOOOO!”

•"Oh shit, so Jughead is a badass now!“

•"Betty and Jughead are kind of cute because he’s a weirdo and she’s kind of crazy too.”

mercwithamouth  asked:

heeeeey for the AU headcanons things, Clint and Nat as a cop and cat burglar, respectively??? Maybe???

1. Really all he wants to do is go home and fall asleep on his couch. He’d worked a stakeout most of the night and then had his normal shift to work on top of that.

2. So of course, today is when a bundle of casefiles is thrown on his desk with a thump, waking him. The cat nap is quickly replaced with the details of a skilled cat burglar threatening the valuables of the wealthy.

3. He’s fascinated immediately. There’s hardly any clues but there are patterns, things that the burglar always goes after. She (Clint is positive that the burglar is a she) doesn’t always take the most expensive items, no she takes whatever will be missed the most.

4. He notices that she also targets information, making away with flash drives of sensitive personal material on top of jewelry and art.

5. The casefile becomes a permanent fixture on his desk. Months pass and so do more burglaries. His superiors aren’t pleased with the lack of progress but Clint really doesn’t care. At this point, after hundreds of pointless interviews with the distressed ‘victims’, he’s halfway rooting for the cat burglar.

6. It’s a day much like the first day he got the casefile and he had just collapsed on his couch when a voice he does not recognize breaks the quiet.

“For a cop, you’re not very observant,” the redhead standing in his kitchen drinking his coffee out of his favorite mug says.

Clint’s on his feet and reaching for the gun he’d left on the table within seconds. “Who the fuck are you?”

“Calm down, I’m not armed and if I wanted to hurt you I wouldn’t have told you I was here.” She took a sip of coffee. “You weren’t finding me fast enough, Detective Barton, so I thought I’d better introduce myself.”

The pieces clicked together in Clint’s sleep-deprived brain. “You’re the cat burglar. I told everyone you were a woman but no one agreed with me. I have money riding on this.”

She smirked. “Going to have to prove it to collect on that money and I really don’t plan on letting you arrest me.”

“I think I’m the one with the gun here?” He didn’t mean for that to come out as a question but it made the thief laugh so he didn’t mind that much when it did.

“You are but you’re not going to use it.” She took one more drink of her coffee and raised the mug in a salute. “Thanks for the coffee.”

She turned her back to him and walked to the open window that had apparently been her way in and let herself back out.

Clint just cursed under his breath and set his gun back down. Really, this was probably all some crazy hallucination.

7. When he woke up from his nap, the used mug was still on the counter. He stared at it for a full two minutes before drinking the last quarter of a cup and washing the mug.

8. He doesn’t learn her name until three visits and four months later and then it’s only because she wants to hear it fall off his lips when she has him pinned against the wall of his apartment and completely at her mercy.

9. (He calls her Tasha in his head sometimes, thinks it fondly when he glances at the thick file on his desk, knows that he’s in way over his head.)

10. He doesn’t know what he’s going to do if she ever slips up and leaves enough clues for him to actually find her. He really hopes he never has to find out.

The Sisko is my dream guardian angel.

I was having a pretty elaborate nightmare I’d rather not share the details of until he showed up and pulled me out of it. He brought me back to the front yard of my old house while it was twilight, and he brought some other Star Trek characters to write songs and joke around with (I only remember Deanna Troi, Julian Bashir, and Miles O'Brien right now but I know there were more). He also managed to get @sevencfnine over there too, which was really nice. I can’t say that I would’ve wanted to write a rap about DS9 and a power ballad about Voyager in the waking world, but Sisko knew it would be fun and everyone involved would be pretty excited to do that. Either way, he was there to bring me home.

In conclusion, thank you Captain Sisko. You’re the best dream guardian angel ever.

Get to Know Me Tag!!

I was actually tagged this time!! (By @multifandom-hoes )

RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people.

LAST:

1. drink: water for once lol

2. phone call: my dad

3. text message: @hwaiting-hoe aka my bestie

4. song you listened to: Exorcism by Clairity

5. time you cried: Yesterday bc i accidentally threw my brother’s toothbrush away

6. dated someone twice: you’d have to date someone once to date them twice lol

7. kissed someone and regretted it: haven’t kissed anyone

8. been cheated on: never dated lol

9. lost someone special: does my cat count bc she died last week and that hurt

10. been depressed: never, clinically/seriously

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: never been drunk

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLOURS:

12-14. Blue, white, pink

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. made new friends: yes!!!

16. fallen out of love: nope cus I wasn’t in love in the first place

17. laughed until you cried: yea like last week lol

18. found out someone was talking about you: no, I don’t think so

19. met someone who changed you: Eh sort of

20. found out who your friends are: Lol yeah unfortunately

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: Nope

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them

23. do you have any pets: yup, a dog and two fish, plus i had a cat but it died last week :’(

24. do you want to change your name: nope! I love my name :)

25. what did you do for your last birthday: ate cupcakes, chilled with my family

26. what time did you wake up: 10:36am, though I stayed in bed til 1pm lol

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: Texting, scrolling tumblr, procrastinating lol

28. name something you can’t wait for: My birthday in 7 days!!

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: An hour or so ago :)

30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life: just that I feel kind of unsuccessful and lame compared to my cousins and family and I want to do something really cool my family can actually be proud of/brag about

31. what are you listening to right now: Oh No! by Marina and the Diamonds

32. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i have probably but not recently

33. something that is getting on your nerves: my brother always trying to tell me about the latest girl he’s involved with

34. most visited website: youtube, tumblr, google drive

35-37.

38. hair colour: blonde but slowly turning light brown sob

39. long or short hair: long af currently

40. do you have a crush on someone: nOPE tHANK GOD

41. what do you like about yourself: that I get puns really quickly, that i can make people laugh, my eyes, and also that I have really good spelling :D

42. piercings: none

43. bloodtype: A+, unlike my grades

44. nickname: Ellie, 12.5, faith, ellie the cactus, green apple elena, taehyung hater lol (even though he’s my bias screw you soy)

45. relationship status: single and hAPPY

46. zodiac: cancer sigh

47. pronouns: she/her

48. favourite tv show: Teen wolf, friends, and various k-dramas

49. tattoos: someday maybe

50. right or left handed: right haha

51. surgery: I had an oral surgery on valentine’s day in 2014

52. piercing: ???? no

53. sport: sIKE 

55. vacation: I go to maine every summer, but i haven’t been in two years aND IM SUPER EXCITED

56. pair of trainers: question mark

57. eating: I like sushi and mashed potatoes and goldfish???

58. drinking: ginger ale is my favvvv

59. i’m about to: answer question 61 because there isn’t a question 60???

61. waiting for: my birthdayyyyy

62. want: to visit Korea 

63. get married: probably

64. career: translator or manager idk

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. hugs or kisses: Hugs bc I haven’t kissed anyone

66. lips or eyes: Eyes :)

67. shorter or taller: Tbh I don’t care about height I love smol I love tol

68. older or younger: older 

70. nice arms or nice stomach: arms show more often but HOW ABOUT BOTH

71. sensitive or loud: Loud lol too sensitive annoys me & class clowns are my type

72. hook up or relationship: relationship i guess lol

73. troublemaker or hesitant: a good mix of both, like me lol

HAVE YOU EVER:

74. kissed a stranger: nope

75. drank hard liquor: yes lol if vodka counts

76. lost glasses/contact lenses: plenty of sunglasses, but i don’t wear glasses or contacts so

77. turned someone down: A couple of people 

78. sex on the first date: Haven’t even been on a date

79. broken someone’s heart: I doubt it lol

80. had your heart broken: noPe

81. been arrested: no but almost in 7th grade lol

82. cried when someone died: not someone but someTHING, unless fictional characters count

83. fallen for a friend: Yep once

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. yourself: sort of

85. miracles: yeah

86. love at first sight: nOPE

87. santa claus: i wish lmao

88. kiss on the first date: idk I’d have to see

89. angels: yup

OTHER:

90. current best friend’s name: Katie :)

91. eye colour: light blue

92. favourite movie: Pirates of the Caribbean (all lol), Twenty, Mulan.

I tag: @hwaiting-hoe , @swoojin , @baejinie , @extraongdinary , @jeo-jang , @cinderflamewc , @probablyangry , @memesonwang , @memeseoul , @yoonjsung , @jinguos , @pajamabird , @jaeminnana, @sichoeng@swaggybyeongari, @cnbluenevergiveup, @jiminie-fiminie, @haecchan, @daeswhis, @dxnghyuns

Hey everyone!!

Sorry for not announcing this BEFORE I disappeared for almost two weeks but… I’ve moved to Canada!
I got into an art school here and have moved in with a good friend and holy shit it’s hot in Calgary what the hell my Icelandic body is not used to warm winds.

Anyways! We finally got internet in our apartment so I can make this update post :>
I will probably post pictures at some point (gonna try and keep to an actual update schedule of my adventure into art school!)

But now that I’ve more or less settled in… AAAAAAA

anonymous asked:

I like to headcanon that keith is really good with animals. Cats, dogs, birds, you name it, he's made friends with it.

keith confirmed for having 20 feral disney companions, absolutely. see see i love the thought of him finding stray dogs and cats but also like,,, this boy lived in the desert for a year?? so im thinking–lizards, lots of lizards–foxes, falcons, tortoises, owls, bats. and like, three different kinds of venomous snakes that he loves and is v chill with. keith just hanging out with random coyotes and bobcats, completely unafraid and generally blase about the whole thing. 

i wonder if any animals can sense he’s not entirely human and it makes them more wary or something, but the idea that all animals love him is 100% better thank you this enriched my life anon,, 

i was going to write an actual not snippet thing for the genderfluid tsuna au but i have work early again and now i’m anxious that someone will get mad at me for having nothing but stone cold hate an d posting abt it there goes my evening

anonymous asked:

hi miya 😚 what's your mbti? does it match any of the guys? i don't know if this makes sense but is mbti related to astrology? i hope you get better soon❤️💙

Hey, anon! ENFJ. Just like Jimin. Although he’s a lot less awkward and a lot more sexier than I could ever aim to be but I don’t know if MBTI is related to that. lol Anyway. So I’d match Yoongi, Namjoon and Jungkook? But I disagree with their results. I have been working in a huge post on this, have been writing it for weeks now as a request for an anon that probably hates my guts by now (because, you know, weeks). But to put it shortly for now: Astrology definitely is related to MBTI results, they’re normally easy to guess just by looking at one’s chart. I’ll explain it all in that ask that I’ve mentioned though, please wait for it. And thanks so much! <3

Originally posted by bts-yes-please

(like, look at that laugh. such grace. i don’t laugh like that at all. i don’t laugh: i cackle. i don’t really see how we’re alike at all but when comparing our charts it makes sense but i’m in denial of it lemme be)

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