HEY-GUUUUURL!

anonymous asked:

What is the story of the aclaimed author, Ballast McGee ?

so basically….

originally there was going to be a 4th main character, and i believe his design was for that? but when onorhant came around jay needed mercs and that character was in the list and jay ended up using it

then, during a break, faust points out this character and does The Voice and the “hey guuuuurl”. and when he later speaks, they kinda interpret it as. jay making fun of faust.

even later, matt blanks on the name of markus’ Rival Author, and jay mentioned that matt Never Blanks On Names, and somehow “ballast mcgee” is what comes out of his mouth. which sure is a name

and then it all comes together during the Reveal in Gods Are Gone, although ballast’s in-game backstory is because jay asked matt what he remembered about the villain in deck of disasters and he remembered BASICALLY nothing

GOT7 REACTION To their new girl member

Hello there!!!!! Long time since I last came here, hun?

x~x~x~x

JB:

“Wooow wait! What? A girl?”

Mark:

“You’re kidding right?”

Jackson:

“Oh hey! Hi..!”

Jr.:

“But weren’t we a boy group?? Now I confused haha”

Youngjae:

Bambam:

“Hey Guuuuurl~”

Yugyeom:

“A GIRL? REALLY!?”

x~x~x~x

Gif Cedits To Their Original Owners!

~ADM Pandacchi 

The Deadpool and Spidee One

At a party, bored as hell. Thank you @captainpeachperfect @aca-esthetic @brittany-snodes for giving me something to work on. *phone typed* *hard af* *kinda short sorryz* *running on 3 hours’o sleep* *lolz*


Lemmie’ tell ya’ something.

Flying –is one of the most stressful things I’ve ever been subjected to do. And of course when I say flying, in actuality I mean swinging from building to building by a sheen set of cob webs being shot from the tips of my fingers (perty cool right?).

But, besides the regular concerns of stinging rain, getting struck by lightning, and…*shivers*…bug splatters –there comes to light an even more stressful concept.

Some fucking ninja-bitch in a black and red spandex that refuses under all circumstances to just fuck the bloody hell off.

“Oi! Sexy spidee guuuuurl~” 

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Luhan: Be mine…please…

Kris: You. Me. Valentine’s Day.

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Kai: Dang girl. You know you want to be my Valentine

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