signs as broadway musicals.

aries: wicked

taurus: hairspray

gemini: heathers the musical

cancer: the sound of music

leo: rent

virgo: the rocky horror picture show

libra: the music man

scorpio: sweeney todd

sagittarius: cats

capricorn: hedwig and the angry inch

aquarius: west side story

pisces: little shop of horrors

How I Describe Musicals
  • Little Shop of Horrors:A man kills people and feeds them to a plant so he can become famous and get the girl of his dreams. Surprisingly, it doesn't work out.
  • Les Miserables:It's sad, the songs are sad, everyone is sad in the beginning and dead in the end.
  • Phantom of the Opera:A man stalks a singer who feels somewhat attracted to him but also thinks he is the ghost o her father, while she is also in love with her childhood friend. This makes her stalker jealous and goes on a killing spree.
  • Wicked:Musical fanfiction of the Wizard of Oz.
  • Heathers:Teenagers learn that everything will turn out fine in the end, even if you accidentally murder the most popular girl in school.
  • RENT:Everyone has AIDS and Mark is alone.
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I assume this is exactly what she wanted.

if a mean girls musical happens can barrett wilbert weed play kady?? and you know, they might as well cast jessica keenan wynn as regina. and you know cast elle mclemore as karen, and alice lee as gretchen. then they can change the names to veronica, heather, heather, and heather. and while they’re at it they could revive heathers. revive heathers.

Heathers: a summary
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*talks to JD*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Heather Chandler:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*pukes*
  • Heather Chandler:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Chandler:*dies*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*kills Kurt and Ram*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather Duke:*becomes the new Heather Chandler*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*dumps JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • Heather McNamara:*tries to kill herself*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe don't do it
  • JD:*tries to blow up school*
  • Veronica:oh my god
  • --
  • JD:hoe don't do it
  • Veronica:*shoots JD*
  • JD:oh my god
  • --
  • Veronica:hoe you better do it
  • JD:*blows self up*
  • Veronica:fuckin' finally jesus christ i'm going back to hanging around nerds
  • what she says:I'm fine
  • what she means:September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person. Ya know, I think there's good in everyone, but here we are first day of senior year. I look around at these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself 'what happened?' We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased. Singing and clapping, laughing and napping, baking cookies, eating paste. Then we got bigger. That was the trigger, Like the Huns invading Rome - Welcome to my school, this ain't no high school - this is the Thunderdome.