HE by Mango

i cannot believe they agreed when me and @amazinmango asked them to do this. higher quality coming later

Jensen is an incredibly good sport. I confirmed he was consenting to sign these–apparently it’s like the third or fourth pair!–and he was honestly amused (aaaand a little bemused) that #underbear is now a Thing.

His response? A grin, and then:

“Well. Rarr.”

He then proceeds to seriously ask me if I’ve tried them before (the underwear, not this specific pair) and when I say I have, he’s like, they’re comfy, right?

At this point, to the facepalming of his handler and the smirk of the bodyguard, he pulls out the waistband of the pair he’s wearing. Brief chat about the pattern ensues.

I thank him for his awesomeness and all he does, and mango down.

Magnus nervously asking Blitz and Hearth for advice
  • Magnus: *with a bouquet of roses* I don't know...What if sh--uh, he, thinks I'm just a huge dork?
  • Blitzen: Buddy, trust me. Nobody can resist the roses. not even Alex.
  • Hearthstone: <I> Besides, you're already a huge dork anyways so what do you have to lose? </I>

Taemin: Minho hyung looks so handsome in suit..his face was so stunning blablabla…

Minho: Taemin is the worst dresser in SHINee..well he improved but he’s been wearing the same slippers for a year or two

😂😂😂

  • Percy: ICUP
  • Annabeth: ...wh-?
  • Percy: spell "ICUP"
  • Annabeth: I-C-U-P
  • Annabeth: Are you serious? Is this what we've gone to now? Is that where we're at? In our relationship?
  • Percy: * light snickering *
the story of the underwear cockles op

y’all wanna hear the story of how @amazinmango and i got this photo op at phxcon this weekend?

PART ONE: BEFORE THE OP

so here’s the thing: n o n e of this was planned. it was amazing, hilarious, ridiculous kismet. 

mango’s had his birthday recently, and so i brought his birthday present with me to phxcon. part of the present was a pair of jensen’s underbears (i think the text i sent mango right after jib was, “we’re close enough that it’s not weird if i buy u underwear right????”) bc i thought that was hilarious from jib and mango is a huge jensen fan and dean!boy. so the original joke was just that mango could have the bear underwear. i also got him a second pair in orange, bc orange is his fav colour. this was as far as i thought this would go. 

so i get into phoenix thursday night and give mango his present. we didn’t know there were cockles photo ops until friday afternoon when we saw hard tickets for sale. i distinctly remember being bummed that my hometown con had cockles photo ops for sale online but phxcon, the one i was actually going to, did not. but obviously once i saw they were available, like. THERE WAS ONLY ONE CHOICE. so after deciding it was completely financially irresponsible when we have no money, i bought the op. 

i can’t remember when it occurred to us that we had both the underbears and a pair of lucky orange underwear for misha in our hotel room. we wanted to do something fun and funny for the op, and cracked ourselves up at the idea. but we were also aware that it could be, you know, kind of sort of maybe intensely uncomfortable to be like (a) i know what underwear u were wearing and (b) here i brought pairs of them for you to further laugh over. i have a T E R R I B L E akdslkjkas embarrassment squick, so we didn’t want to do anything that made us uncomfortable, and we definitely didn’t want to do anything that would make misha or jensen uncomfortable. we wanted them to have fun with us and play around with us. 

we ran our idea passed our roomie, who has some good con experience, to see if she thought it would fly or not. we agreed on judging our plan based on their mood on the day and asking them if they felt comfortable enough to do it was the best course of action, with a back-up plan ready to go immediately just in case, so j+m knew we were serious that they could totally pass on it if it was weird. CONSENT AND SAFE SPACE. we were hella concerned about this. 

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So big word to the wise people, WATCH THE FINAL LIVE STREAM.

They actually answered a shit ton of questions, (which prepared me when my best friend was absolutely torn apart with concerns). And it’s just… soothing.

Among the things highlighted;

• Marco IS most definitely going after Star, he’s not going to give up.

• Marco still has the Laser Puppies

• We didn’t see him cry because he bottled his emotions, but it is to be interpreted that he DID cry later on. A LOT.

• He’s still processing things, especially Star’s crush. However he said (not word for word but contextually) that he’s going to be doing a lot of growing.

• HE’S VERY UPSET DID I MENTION

• He and Jackie have a curfew of 9pm and THE REACTION OF WHEN SOMEONE ASKED WHAT THEY DID AFTER THE CONCERT IS PRICELESS.

• He does not like this nickname of Mango.

• He liked the prince outfit a ton, but not the shoulder pads.

• Let’s just say his Summer plans definitely revolved WAY more around Star, than Jackie.

• He’s got his scissors, no worries.

ON THE OTHER HAND STARFAN13

• StarFan is a Starco shipper, a DIE HARD STARCO SHIPPER FUCK Y'ALL I CALLED IT

• SHE WRITES AND I QUOTE “JUICY” STARCO FANFICTION, I STRUCK NOSTRADAMUS AGAIN

• She was present somehow at Star’s Song Day.

• She’s sad

• She wants to dye her hair either purple or blonde

• She’s trying to get Marco to hang out with her more but he thinks she’s a creep

• SAYS THE BOY WHO STALKED JEREMY FOR BLACKMAIL

• EVERYTIME ANYTHING WAS SAID ABOUT STARCO SHE HELD UP HER PAPER STAR AND MARCO I WANT TO DIE

• StarFan’s ringtone is Star saying Narwhal blast.

• Marco openly admits he likes Parry Gripp and Space Unicorn, it’s not so ironic.

AND IN CONCLUSION

OUR LORD AND SAVIOR DARON HAS PROCLAIMED SEASON 3 WILL BE THIS YEAR.

super massive richjake headcanon post

ok so basically this is gonna be a huge headcanon post about richjake that @richardgoranski and i made over the past like month (anything in bold is a direct quote from connor)


  • so back when chloe and jake are dating chloe is like ‘i think we should break up’ and jakes like um why and chloe is like well clearly youre in love with rich and also i like brooke
  • and jake is like um what i have no idea what youre talking about and chloe turns jake around to look at rich whos on the other side of the hallway/room and his breath hitches and chloe is like smh u Gayass
  • and so chloe is like jake just ask him out!! but jake keeps denying it like haha what im not in love with rich idk where youre getting this from until chloe just stands there and gives him A Look and jake is just like…..ok fine but what if he says no and chloe is like wtf youll be fine
  • so jake goes up to rich and is uncharacteristically nervous and red and he confesses to rich and asks him out and rich is like omg….and accepts and BOOM theyre dating 

under the cut are just some (lmao i mean A LOT) random headcanons that dont go in any particular order

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