HE HAS IT SO BAD

anonymous asked:

How would Germany and America react to their s/o really loving horse riding, or like horses in general and they want to work with them (like be a vet or something)

Ludwig (Germany)- He likes horses aesthetically, but he’s not one for riding them. Still, if his s/o owned or otherwise took care of horses he’d try and help them if they ever needed it at the very least. He’d be super glad if they became a vet too, partly because of how cool a profession like that would be, and also because he has a lot of dogs as pets so if anything ever bad happened he knew they’d be in capable hands. 

Alfred (America)- Alfred loves pretty much all animals, but horses definitely have to be in his top favorites so he’d love if his s/o felt the same way. He’d always be up for going horseback riding with them or otherwise spending time with the animals. If they wanted to be a vet, he’d support their decision immensely, and would look forward to sometimes seeing pictures of the cute animals that come into their workplace. 

[I need to gush about Rorik here for a second I can’t hold it in I need you all to Love Him. Like this guy willingly put all his power into one artefact and entrusted it to humans because he believes in them and trusts them and thinks they have such amazing potential.
He also has so many adopted kids too like, your parents are bad? He’s your parent now. Combined Mum and Dad wrapped up in a fuzzy body. He purposely makes him self small and cute looking as a Fox around kids and innocents so that they feel safe and comfortable with him. On the flip side he will purposely make himself the biggest/tallest thing in the room on any other occasion because he needs to be Noticed. “Are you looking at me? You better be looking at me.” He fills up the room both physically and spiritually he is just a Presence.
He takes no shit, if you’ve done something wrong he will fucking know and he will make you know he knows. You can’t get away with anything around him he’s relentless.

Anyway Rorik is great and amazing and everyone should love him.]

[Fox dad is best dad]

In reference to an early thread in which Taiyang learned that Ruby’s actual dad was Qrow. (In the Familial Lies verse btw)


Now, even I would ask myself, why in god’s name would Tai punch Qrow? Why did he pin Qrow to a wall and never let him go? Why was he so violent? Why did he get so mad?

Well, in my portrayal of Tai, he’s basically learned over time that he’s been lied to so much. Lied to by the people he loves. Lied to by those he knew for nearly 30 years. He hates lying. Taiyang has pretty much an ingrained fear of being lied to. He can be cynical at times because his trust has gotten messed up so bad. He used to trust everyone. He used to look for that trust in every living soul. 

But some lies go on for far too long. That lie of Tai being Ruby’s dad was the one that spanned for over 15 years. 15 years of his love, his life, saying “World, look at my little girl, Ruby!”. All torn apart. Now, you can say “Tai is overreacting, don’t those memories still exist?” Yes and no. Those memories still exist, but to Tai, they’re tarnished. They don’t hold that exact same weight to them anymore. 

And what wholeheartedly disgusts Tai was the fact Qrow never told him. Tai understands. Tai gets that Qrow wanted the best for his kid, but he did it in the worst way possible. Normally, when you adopt someone else’s kid, you know they aren’t yours. But Tai was lied to. This was his daughter. Then 15 years later, guess what? The lie is revealed. Truly, if Tai knew he was taking care of Ruby the minute Ruby came into this world, he’d be fine. Everything would be okay! Tai would love to be uncle Tai or godpop Tai! But after so much time of being a father and believing it! Qrow is ready to be a dad now, after all of this time? It disgusts him. You don’t get to pick and choose when you get to be dad. In Tai’s eyes, a large amount of trust is shattered. In Tai’s eyes, Qrow has no right to be called a dad or a father or any of the synonyms. To Tai, the only time Qrow Branwen should ever be called a ‘Dad’ is if the word ‘Deadbeat’ appear before it.

To the people saying “Has Tom Daley ever actually won/achieved anything?”

I made a list (probably forget something):

- 2 olympic bronze medals

- 3 world championship medals

- 4 commonwealth championship medals

- 6 european championship medals


- second youngest competitor in olympian history

- competed in 3 Olympic games - is only 22 years old

- broke the olympic diving record in the prelim, Rio 2016

- won the big and important diving competions - some multiple times

- won a bronze medal in the Olympics 2016 with his synchro partner Daniel Goodfellow, after only training together for not even a year

- in 2004 he won his first national competion and is the youngest winner in the “under 18″ category

- 12 year old Tom Daley got a special permission to be a competitor in the Australian Youth Olympic Festival - you acutally have to be 15 years old

- youngest british winner of the 10m title

- during the FINA Diving world cup in Peking he and his synchro partner Aldridge scored so many points, it was a british record and Daley became the youngest male medal winner ever in a international championship

- youngest european championship winner

- youngest world championship winner

Bonding

Prompt: Bruce is jealous because Jason has a father figure that’s not him and they have a really good relationship so he’s jealous because he has such a bad one with him. Little fluff with angst.

AN: It took me forever to figure out how I wanted to do this one, but it turned out well!

Words: 476


You find your husband pouting in his office. He’s leaning back in that plush twirling chair, just staring at the computer screen. You smile, as you lift yourself up and onto the desk. You wait in silence; he’ll talk when he’s ready. Sure enough it comes after about five minutes. “He’s mad at me.”

           You nod “I hear that’s common with pre-teens. Fighting with their parents.”

           “Not for Mr. Jefferson.”

           You bite back a laugh “Mr. Jefferson isn’t Jason’s father.”

           “No, but he is an authority figure. Shouldn’t he rebel against him too?”

           You roll your eyes “This is a form of rebellion.” He raises an eyebrow in question. You move from the desk to sit in his lap. His arm wraps around you, and you kind of curl into him “You’ve been really busy lately Bruce; with the company and with the league. Jason’s been left behind quite a bit lately. He’s trying to get your attention.”

           “I don’t see him trying to get your attention, and you’ve been traveling a lot.”

           You nod “Yes, but I also text him a lot, and I make nightly phone calls, and I play words with friends with him, while I’m in boring meetings.”

           Bruce sighs “I suppose I have been a bit busy.”

           You nudge him with your elbow and he gives in “Okay really busy. What should I do?”

           You grin, “I am so glad you asked, because I signed the two of you up, for the Wayne Enterprises Parent Child softball team. They have matching uniforms and everything. I figure, I’ll get one of those tee-shirts where it has both your numbers on it, and a cute little baseball hat and that can be the picture for our Christmas Card this year.”

           He stares at you in horror “You didn’t.”

           “She did.” Jason’s voice comes in from the doorway, where he’s dressed in the uniform, frown firmly in place. You ignore that in favor of a big smile. “Look at my little boy, all dressed and ready to play ball.” You turn to Bruce “Your uniform is exactly the same, you two will look adorable.”

           Jason’s wine intensifies “Daaaaad.”

           Bruce kisses you on the cheek and says “Sweetheart, I love you dearly, but this isn’t happening.” Then he turns to Jason and says “Run.” Before you know it both the boys are running towards the cave, and you’re left alone in the office.

           Alfred comes in sometime later and asks “So, did it work.”

           You grin “Like a charm. It was almost too easy.” The butler smiles and you continue “I can’t believe they thought I was serious. The Wayne enterprises softball league, is mine and Dick’s thing. Those two are too competitive. Speaking of which, I have to go. Dick and I are meeting at the field early to talk strategy.”

           Alfred just smiles.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST 

DOCTOR DELIRIOUS

I JUST REMEMBER I WAS WATCHING ONE OF HIS FALLOUT 4 VIDEOS AND HE SAID SOMETHING TO A DEAD BODY LIKE “WHERE DOES IT HURT” AND I JUST THOUGHT OF HIM AS A DOCTOR

AND LIKE

HE HAS SCRATCHES BC KIDS ARE ASSHOLES WITH SHARP NAILS (I USED TO BE ONE) AND HATE SHOTS

AND HE GIVES PATIENTS BEAR SHAPED LOLLIPOPS, BUT HE HAS A BAD HABIT OF EATING THEM TOO SO HE HAS TO BUY NEW ONES EVERY DAY

I DREW THIS AT MIDNIGHT ON PAPER AND DIGITALIZED IT NOT TOO LONG AGO AND IM REALLY HAPPY WITH IT AND I WANT TO SCREAM AND NOW I WANT TO DRAW SOME OF THE OTHER CREW GUYS WITH DIFFERENT JOBS, LIKE AVERAGE JOBS. BUT I DON’T KNOW WHO FOR WHAT.

My day has been an odd mix of intensely bad and intensely good, in that order. I sent a good bunch of campers home and then set about switching cabins, only to find that the cabin I left is now full of some of my favorite campers from last summer, all of whom were devastated that I wouldn’t be with them this week.

My new campers are all going into 8th grade in the fall. The difference between 7th and 8th graders is astounding… all but two of these boys are taller and more muscular than I am, and a few have facial hair that puts my own sorry attempt at a goatee to shame (theirs still looks like crap - there’s just a lot of it). Their voices are louder, too, so actually getting their attention, let alone respect, has been incredibly difficult. They’re not bad kids, they’re just rowdy, and I’m… not a commanding presence. Unlike my previous cabins, none of these kids know me from last year - I have to build our relationship from scratch.

At dinner, there wasn’t space for me to sit down, so I stood the entire time and kind of faded into a trance. The frustration of wrangling new kids and the sadness of missing out on my old ones hit me… the fact that I have mostly forgotten to eat for the last couple of days didn’t help. I wasn’t entirely sure what was going on and couldn’t focus my attention on anything.

But then, after dinner, we all assembled for an intro skit, and one of my favorite campers of all time found me immediately. Last year, he came to me for advice and mentorship about his academics. His ADHD made it difficult for him to focus on stuff he wasn’t interested in (a struggle I know all too well), so while he excelled at science and language arts, mathematics escaped him. I knew he was a fan of Gravity Falls, so I tipped him off to the fact that cryptography is mostly mathematics. I got him started with some simple ciphers and told him where he could find more.

Today? He threw his arms around me and announced that he was finally on ADHD medication, has aced all his classes, AND shares ciphers with his friends on a daily basis. Be still my heart!

I briefly showed him my copy of Journal 3 and he nearly started foaming at the mouth with curiosity. I had to escort him back to his real counselor because he wouldn’t stop trailing me and babbling his own complicated theories about mathematical equations hidden in code throughout the show.

I’m so proud. I may have to… tip the odds in his favor for finding one of the hidden journals. A few ciphered clues scattered around camp in places he might encounter them…

anonymous asked:

Heyyyy!!! Ok so my littlebro is a swimmer and he's like in love with Nathan too (who isn't tho OMG like what a babe??) anyways so somehow we went to a meet and BRUH Nathan was there and my brother freaked out and at the end of it, he managed to get close to where he was at, (we were at the seats up top and he was down by the pool) and got his attention and BBY NATHAN HAD THE BIGGEST SMILE ON HIS FACE WHEN MY BRO SAID HE IS HIS ROLE MODEL like legit the brightest, twinkly eyes and all...

and Nathan caLLED HIM BUD AND TOLD HIM HE HAS TO WORK REAL HARD TO MAKE IT AND THAT HE WILL CHEER HIM ON and my brother (he’s 9) was choking up but some dude came over to tell Nathan they had to go (mind you this convo was happening while we were up top so the babes was looking up the whole time looking so cute he has no bad angles I cry) and Nathan said “see ya later bud” HUGE SMILE AND I CRY AS I REMEMBER THIS AND I JUST WANT U TO SEE NATHAN IN PERSON BC HE IS A HUGE TEDDY BEAR AND ADORABLE AF

AHHHHH OMG he sounds like the sweetest thing ever this is so cute!!