I love Sirius Black, but let’s be real, part of the reason he was not put in Slytherin is because he lacks cunning and has no chill. Like, if he had been the one to figure out the locket was a horcrux rather than Regulus, he would have sent Voldemort a howler, “I FOUND UR HORCRUX AND I’M GONNA DESTROY IT, I’LL BE THERE IN 20 MIN, ALSO I DRANK THE LAST FRESCA OUT OF THE FRIDGE AT HQ, SO SUCK IT!!!!11111″

  • Slytherin: Goodnight!
  • Ravenclaw: Goodnight!
  • *lights turn off*
  • Ravenclaw: Do you ever think about how illogical it is for all of America to only have one magic school?
  • Slytherin: ...
  • Ravenclaw: I mean, think about it. The Untied States is a huge country. How can they fit all those students in one place? Wouldn't you think that every state would need its own school?
  • Slytherin: I don't care about Ilvermorny right now. I just want to sleep.
  • Ravenclaw: Okay...
  • Ravenclaw: But like, do they all have to take the same train to school? How does that work?
  • Slytherin: That's it. I'll go sleep elsewhere