all autumn does anymore is come home from daycare after school and either: a. go outside and practice ninjutsu, b. read, or c. play hearthstone
charley is a ham and literally hilarious
joe is a lovely human being
idk where all this pineapple on pizza discourse came in but here’s my thoughts:
•lance hates it
•keith loves it
•hunk thinks it’s ok *but only when there’s ham included
•shiro literally doesn’t give two fucks about it
•pidge can go either way but prefers no pineapple on pizza
•allura doesn’t understand it? why would you mix those together? she eats it out of politeness though
•coran doesn’t trust it
Wilford Warfstache: Pineapple and Ham pizza. Literally because he’s chaotic and loves it because Mark can’t stand it. But also because he always has to eat something sweet. The man practically runs on sugar.
Bing: Super Rad 4 Meat pizza, broski. So sick! Freaking bacon and ham dude. Check out this sweet kick flip!
The Googles: Vegetarian pizza, with spinach and mushrooms. Although Oliver picks off everything and just likes plain cheese pizza (especially with stuffed crust).
Bim Trimmer: Pepperoni deep dish pizza all the way. He also prefers a darker brown crust and slightly burnt cheese that reminds him of the times he’d get pizza after recording a late night for the old game show network he worked for.
Ed Edgar: Barbecue Chicken Ranch pizza. Just like his momma used to make! A dash o’ spice and savor with a lot of flavor. He’s a sucker for anything with ranch on it.
The Host: Supreme pizza. He enjoys being able to recognize all of the different flavors and components of a well made pizza and discern them for himself. But he absolutely hates green pepper.
Silver Shepherd: Sausage and stuffed crust pizza. He can’t help but enjoy pulling the cheese out of the crust and eating it first.
The Jims: Half Sausage, Half Pepperoni pizza. Those two boys can never seem to agree on anything, and that doesn’t change when it comes to pizza either.
King Of The Squirrels/Yandere: Extra Cheese pizza with stuffed crust and golden brown edges. These two are little kids at heart and love any and everything with cheese. And when given the chance, share with Oliver, because he hates the vegetarian pizza the other Googles like so much.
Dark: Nothing..? He refuses to admit he actually eats or partakes in humanesque activities such as gluttony, but he secretly has a soft spot in his heart for a warm slice of supreme pizza with extra olives.
Antisepticeye: Pinepple Ham Bacon pizza. Anti has been known to kick in every now and then when it’s pizza night for Sean and Signe. He can’t help himself. He usually hates mortal food, but that damn pizza is fantastic!
Have you ever read a fanfic/book about a trans person that is SO OBVIOUSLY WRITTEN BY A CIS PERSON THAT IT'S CRINGEY
Yes oh my god yes. It’s always just;
‘I HATE MY BODY. Life is terrible. Why can’t I be a Cis?! My sex life doesn’t exist because I hate every inch of my body. I knew I was trans since I was in the womb. Literally everything I do relates to me being trans - last night I made a sandwich and started crying because nobody tells a ham and cheese sandwich it’s not really ham and cheese. Literally all I can ever think about is being a Suffering Trans!’
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Would feel as though he is the real father of all the children AKA loves them all dearly and would literally do anything for them
Teaches the kids important life lessons & to be very respectful so they grow up nicely! But also teaches them to have fun & enjoy everything they do!!
Tells them really bad dad jokes that make them really giggly and hyper but also makes them question their own dads bc “why can’t you be as funny as Mr.Choi?”
Is really keen on making sure they all eat enough and are dressed warm in winter bc his children must not get sick!!
The type of teacher to pat their heads as they leave the classroom and tell everyone about all the cute moments that happened that day
Tries really hard to be liked by all the kids and whines to his friends when they don’t show him enough affection
Is really nonchalant when they ask him mundane questions,, “Is it true that Santa isn’t real?” “Mhm.” lmfao he wouldn’t sugar coat anything bc he doesn’t want them to be hurt when they find things out later on in life
He’d also be that one teacher you can depend on like can’t get that juice box open? Mr.Yoon will open it for you dw he’s reliable my man
Has a super close bond with his students,,when they can tell he’s quieter than normal or having a bad day they’ll make him drawings that he hangs on his fridge and keeps till he’s 80
Loves to compliment the kids on e v e r y t h i n g like you colored inside the lines? They’re showered with praise and genuine admiration
Incorporates all of the kids favorite things into his lessons ex) gives them gummy bears when they answer a question right,,makes math problems about cartoon characters and covers the walls in colorful posters
Is the #1 kindergarten teacher when it comes to crying/upset children,, Literally so comforting y’all he’ll crouch down and wipe their tears away and cheer them up with some lame motivational speech that the kids think is legendary
Is super clumsy like he literally hits his legs off the desks and trips on the tiny chairs, but is somehow incredibly gentle with his actions and words
Is super supportive of everything the children do and what ideas they come up with,,You want to be an astronaut? He’ll offer to help build a rocketship for you
Is that one teacher that is oblivious to almost everything that is going on yet continues to be everyone’s favorite bc he lets them do whatever they want
Ok I feel like kindergarten teacher Jun would take his job hella seriously like this guy literally walks in on the first day with a suit and glasses, hair gelled up and crayons ready to be dispersed
But his cool image lowkey intimidates the kids and so they ask him to stop with the theatrics and he ends up wearing black jeans and striped shirts the whole year bc relatable
He’s one of the advocators for the quiet kids and probably favors that one little shy kid who never speaks but is the sweetest thing on earth
Everyday is show n tell like if you want to show the class a rock you found outside 10 minutes ago be my guest
Is overly dramatic 100% of the time, his pencil broke *cue the deep sigh*, he spilt spaghetti on his slacks? *has 911 on speed dial* and lets the kids out early for recess
Brings so much high energy and fun to the class that the kids literally never want to leave and won’t pry themselves off when their parents come for them
Wants to accommodate everyone’s learning needs and spends most of his nights thinking of little things he can implement to ensure they’re working to their full potential
Pulls a chair up next to the children at those hella low tables during snack break and whips out his own lunchbox that he packed himself (it’s loaded with gummies)
Promises that they’ll watch a movie or have playtime if they do well on their work but doesn’t care if they fail bc he wants to see the care bears just as badly as them
Creates a class cheer or some catchphrase that they all shout when grouped together like the squad they truly are
setting: post-war canon, but where blaise’s wealth supposedly can’t support his extravagant habits…please just go with this one lol. also based on this except i replaced michael corner w ginny bc fuck michael corner
also: this is the first fanfic i’ve written since i was like, 12. it’s 4 a.m. please god help me and please excuse the tense changes bc im sure they are THERE and GLARINGLY OBVIOUS to everyone except for me
It all begins at the Dragon’s Breath on a Tuesday—
Well, that’s not quite right. It all begins during sixth year in a train compartment on the way to Hogwarts.
Blaise should have known that somehow word of him calling Ginny a blood traitor would have reached her. At the time, Ginny’s opinion of him hadn’t seemed pertinent.
Not that anything’s changed present day.
It begins in a train compartment on the way to Hogwarts, but it doesn’t really start until the Dragon’s Breath on a Tuesday.
Mutuals I converse with and really love talking to them: of course @lilldov , @blind-duck and @sk-turner they are the funniest, loveliest people around
@midnigtartist um, impromptu Jamilton headcanons and she hasn’t gotten sick of me???? @skootchboo basically queen of Marliza, I love her. I love what she does. She’s lovely and wow @guns-and-squips Um, needless to say I adore her company (though we less on tumblr and more on other social medias because she knows the real me) @hamiltonhistory one of my first writing buddies and my Johsnavi friend.
Okay, but baby stark where she and peter go to Comic-Con and baby stark spoils peter with merch. And Aunt May is like where did you get all that, and he is like, oh just a friend. Cause boi they secretly dating.
BOIII THEY SURE ARE!!
Two nerds at comic-con, yuss
they literally go ham and it’s crazy
doctor who and the justice league and disney stuff
peter’s like ‘damn i only brought twenty dollars and this poster is twenty two’
baby stark just shrugs bc she’s got it don’t worry
Hankala = Difficult Hiljaistenmiestenlaakso = The valley of the silent men Juntti = Yokel Kattila = Cooking pot Katuma = Regret Kinkku= Ham Kuri = Discipline Kusipää = Asshole (literally pee-head) Lemu = Stench Löytö = A finding Naaman Niska = face’s neck Nahkahousut = Leather pants Nakertaja = Nibbler Onpahanvaanlampi = ”Well here’s a pond.” Hard to translate literally Polvi = Knee Pummimiehentie = Hobo mans road Punkka = Bed Pöljä = Dumb Sillikuja = Herring alley Tiukka = Tight Tuuri = Luck Vainiintie = ”Oh I see” or ”Is that so?” road Varajärvi = Spare lake Veneheitto = Boat throwing Vesikansa = Water people Vessanperä = Toilet rear Viinamäki = Booze hill
Feeling doomed? Visit following places: Iso Helvetinjärvi, Pitkä Helvetinjärvi = Big Hell’s lake, Long Hell’s lake Kalmankaltio = Fountain of death Kuolio = gangrene Mestauskallio = Hill of decapitation Murhasaari = Murder island Murtovaara = Danger of burglary / Burglary hill (vaara means danger but it also means a hill) Myrkky = Poison Orjasaari = Slave island Piruntasku = Devils pocket Pirunsaari = Devils island
Finns have named some places very.. romantically. Varvi = Coitus, act of having sex Halivaara = Hug danger or hug hill Kiimankulma = Rut corner Naimajarvi = Lake of sex Pusula = Kiss place
Finns also have quite a fixation over male anatomy: Ala-Mulkku = Down-Dick Hinthaara = (almost) Gay crotch Iso-Melanen = Big paddle (mela, paddle is also used when talked as a synonym for penis) Isomulkku = Big dick Keskimulkku = Middle dick Kyrpäoja = Dick ditch Lerssi = Again, a dick Kivesjärvi = Testicle lake Mulkkujärvi = Dick lake Mulkkusaari = Dick island (this is located in the testicle lake mentioned before) Pikkumulkku = Little dick Siitinselkä = Penis back Terskanperä = Glans rear Ylä-Mulkku = Upper dick
But sure there are some pleasant places with hint of feminine touch too: Annamarinhaara = Crotch of Annamari Horo = A whore Impivaara = Maid danger (or maid hill) Pillunsilmä = Cunt eye Saaranpaskantamasaari = An island shat by Saara Seljanperä = Rear of Selja Tissinpohja = Boobs bottom Vittulampi = Cunt pond Vitunvilkkamalampi = Pond of flickering cunt Ämmänsaari = Hag island
Not forgetting unisex places: Alapää = bottom, private parts Ala-Lemu = Down-stench Pöksynhaara = Panty crotch
And not forgetting animals either: Hevonperse = Horses ass Hevonvittu = Horses cunt Kalmari = Squid Katinhäntä = Cats tail Ketunperä = Foxes bottom Kissanpiiskaajankuja = Cat spankers alley Koirankyrpäoja = Dogs dick ditch Koiransellaisenoja = Dogs ”youknowwhat” ditch
And of course there are butt-related places: Homeperseensuo = Mold ass swamp Peräsuolijoki = Rectum river Pieru = Fart Perälä = Rear Takalisto = The backside, butt. Tuhnunvuori = Farts mountain
Other anatomical places: Elinmylly = Organ mill Suolisto = Bowels Tyrävaara = Hernia hill / Danger of hernia
If you want to visit really shitty places try these: Paska-Avenue = Shit Avenue Paskajoki = Shit river. Paskalampi = Shit pond Paskalomatunturi = Shit vacation mountain Paskasaaret = Shit islands Paskatinlahti (Lohjanjärvi) Paskatti = Urge to shit / make someone to shit (in past tense) Paskatunturi = Shit mountain Pissiniemi = Pee cape
If you visit Finland you don’t need to leave the country to visit following places: (Yeah, they are real places in Finland) Amerikka = America Arabia = Arabia Egypti = Egypt Jerusalemi = Jerusalem Perä-Amerikka = Rear America Sveitsi = Switzerland Uusi-Eurooppa = New Europe Venetsia = Venice Venäjä = Russia
The next day we hung out again at the lake & chilled on this dock we took a blanket & just laid there looking at the stars we started to spoon & he grabbed my ass & we got very touchy I rubbed his dick then he pulled my shorts off & stared to finger me while eating me out once he was done I took his pants off & shoved his dick in my mouth & went HAM he literally finished in like 3 seconds he was so embarrassed & I felt so bad but I was also proud of myself he hasn't talked to me since (part 2)