ppl should like.. stop pitting bernie and hillary against each other bc yeah they have their differences but they both have good views esp compared to literally every republican candidate and the only thing we get out of making it a rivalry between the two is upset supporters of one candidate who won’t vote for the other and then we get donald trump as president and america gets set back 50 years

So I have a new-ish o-fic I'm playing around with...

…and I have this gay couple in it, right? They’re this assassin team, and… I won’t get into details because nobody’s interested, but the point is one of them is, among other things, an escape artist.

And it occurs to me this morning that the escape artist is probably hella into bondage.
In the sense that he thinks it’s fun to try to get out of it before he or his partner finishes.