Every Episode of Psych Ever
  • Police:We found this dead body and we're pretty sure it was either an accident or a suicide.
  • Shawn:No it was a murder.
  • Police:Ok what evidence do you have.
  • Shawn:...none. But just put me on the case I'll find some!
  • Police:No!
  • Shawn:Fine. *convinces a reluctant Gus to take the case* *sneaks onto crime scene through the help of one of the police officers that is not Lassiter*
  • Lassiter:Get off my crime scene or you'll be arrested!
  • Shawn:lol ok. *doesnt leave crime scene* *finds evidence there or elsewhere*
  • Police Chief:*Puts him on case in light of the fact he mysteriously knows so much that it's 'impossible for him to know about'*
  • Lassiter:*reluctantly works with Shawn* *arrests wrong guy*
  • Shawn:* has a "psychic episode" once he knows who did it*
  • Police:he's probs wrong but lets go anyway
  • Police:*do what he says* Fuck he was right.

I see how you are when you’re with him - it’s like nobody else on earth exists.


Bathday woes. #gus #catsofvine


Priorities. #gus #catsofvine

I’ll tell my daughter about you someday. Someday when she’s laying in my lap with a broken heart crying so hard she can’t breath, I’ll tell her about how when you left I didn’t think I’d ever be whole again or how for months after I laid in your spot on my bed screaming into the pillow or about the time my mother sat on the end of my bed crying because I hadn’t eaten in days and she was worried. I’ll tell her all these things but then I’ll tell her about the day I woke up thinking about something other than you, and about the morning I made waffles and didn’t think about how they were your favorite food, I’ll tell her about the light at the end of the darkness and hope she doesn’t dream about him months later like I do.
—  God I hope she’s stronger than me.