Gun's-Up

anonymous asked:

On the subject of slow motion in action movies. I remember seeing a movie about Wild Bill and he had a gunfight with about 4 guys in a small room and it was like 7 seconds. A whiskey bottle exploded to the side of him as he was shooting and they were firing back, it was mind blowing. Just think how much shitter it would be if they fucking showed it in slow motion. Just don't do it holy shit.

Bwooooooooshhhhh
A bullet hits a whiskey bottle
Closer shot of the glass breaking
Bill’s eyes turn to look at it
Peeeeooooooooo
Another shot has been fired
His eyes turn to see it
The bullet leaves a revolver and makes its way across the room to Bill
Bill squints; he’s ready
His foot kicks a stool down
Another perp levels his gun at Bill
Close up on his finger pulling the trigger
Bill’s foot kicks the stool at the guy right as he’s firing
The stool hits him and his aim is fucked off
Bill is already turning his head to LOOK AT:
Another perp is entering the room, already firing
Bwooooooooooooosh
Bill is going in even slower motion as he dives and reaches for his gun
Bullets go right where Bill just was
Pieces of the whiskey bottle are landing on the floor
Bill closes his eyes mid-dive
His finger pulls the trigger once
The hammer hits
An explosion in the chamber of his gun
A bullet crawls from the cavern of the gun’s barrel
It spins, holding its breath in the foul air
It has a job to do and it is focused
The perp’s face as he already knows he’s made his mistake
The bullet as it cuts its path through the soup of the room’s thick oxygen and smoke
Bill’s face, squeezing his eyes shut harder and bracing to make contact with the ground
The bullet, reflecting the first perp’s face locked in horror as he realizes the terrible path this invader will make into his brother-in-law’s doomed brain
The whiskey bottle glass hitting the floor, bouncing a bit, ringing so terribly loud
Bill hitting the floor, keeping his eyes shut as he absorbs the fall
He squeezes his eyes shut even harder still, then opens them
The perp is motionless, a hole in his head, regret, fear, anger, lost opportunities, a lost life, all on his face
Bwooooooooooooosh
Very close on a tear slowly sliding down a cheek
It didnt have to end like this
The tear is Bill’s

anonymous asked:

Can you do one where maggie finds out that baby!danvers is in an abusive relationship, and comforts her? Before helping her tell alex and kara?

This is the type of angst im talking about!!!

Originally posted by 4alarmfirecracker

Normally, Maggie wasn’t one to respond to domestic abuse calls.  But when your address came across her scanner, she all but scrambled to radio in that she would take it.  With sirens blaring and her lights flashing, Maggie veered through traffic at an alarming speed towards your residence.  Her partner remained silent in the passenger seat; knowing the woman well enough to understand that this was personal and that he didn’t need to question her judgment.

Much to the detective’s dismay, another cruiser had beat them to your rental house and the front door hung open.  

“Take care of the suspect,” she ordered quietly before exiting the car.  With her hang on her gun, Maggie jogged up the stairs to your porch and into the house.  She nearly collided with your girlfriend, who was being led out with her arms cuffed behind her back.  It took a lot of inner-strength for the dark-haired woman not to drag her straight to a cell.  Instead, she steered herself deeper into the house and eventually found you sitting on the couch in your living room, trying to give a statement to a deputy.

“I’ll take it from here,” Maggie dismissed her officer and sat down next to you.  The light in the room was dim and it was only when she got close that she noticed the distortion in your features.  Swelling was already starting to misshape your cheekbones and there was still traces of blood around your nostrils.  

“How long has this been going on?” she asked quietly and put a hand on your forearm.  

“Maggie, please don’t.  I just need tonight to be over.”

“It’s okay,” she replied, shifting gears quickly.  “We can do that.  Why don’t we call one of your sisters and you can stay with one of them tonight?”

“No, I’m just gonna sleep here.”

“Y/N, I’m not leaving you alone right now,” Maggie said with a new level of sternness in her voice.  A long sigh escaped your lips and you dropped your head into your hands.

“Fine.”

anonymous asked:

your Keith post gives me life !!! do you think you could do one for lance too ?

Sure can do! :D I could probably do one for every paladin tbh, I love them all so much. Anyway, here, have some of the reasons why I adore Lance:

  • is flirty
  • it’s a good flirty though??? he only ever compliments people, makes finger guns or talks himself up. nothing gross about it
  • used to sneak out of the garrison regularly
  • the most innocent laughter
  • does the eyebrow thing
  • is a good strategist and confident in his abilities!!
  • befriends people super fast
  • presumably can knit
  • feels insecure about what he contributes to the team despite being confident in his abilities
  • calls Blue “Beautiful” and is very happy with her
  • has the worst jokes
  • and even worser comebacks
  • loves his friends!!!!! so much!!!!!!! he brags about them to other people!!!
  • long limbs,,,,
  • always tries to diffuse tension
  • the more tense the situation, the more annoying he gets (probably in an attempt to distract people)
  • instantly becomes serious when the mission starts
  • is afraid of ghosts
  • can do A+ impressions of other people
  • moves his entire body while handling the controls for the fighting drones
  • he :3
  • knows the altean time measuring units and what they translate to
  • has absolutely no control over the volume and/or pitch of his voice
  • presumably has an exceptionally good relationship with his mom
  • s h a r p s h o o t e r
  • always gives new people the benefit of doubt
  • knows how to thread the needle
  • is bilingual
  • drapes himself across anything
  • is ambidextrous
  • has no understanding or interest in fancy words or math stuff
  • his first reaction to becoming a paladin and ‘protecting the universe’ was shock and fear
  • overlooks the most obvious things and is #shook when he finds out about them
  • is surprisingly analytical and knows how to read people
  • actively uses these skills on his friends - never against them of course, just to get to know them, calm them down or push them to overcome their fears
  • is the biggest dork
  • is afraid of dying
  • but did not hesitate even a second to save Coran from the bomb
  • he’s self-sacrificing that’s what he is
  • and homesick
  • is competitive to the point that he started a rivalry with Keith who barely even knew/remembered him
  • usually becomes useless around pretty girls until they open his eyes and screw him over
  • is so honest about his feelings in a private setting??? but only then
  • makes use of altean clothes
  • missed 10 days for a stomachache in 3rd grade that he never really had
  • is probably really good with kids and animals!!!!!
  • freaks out easily
  • randomly dances sometimes when he’s happy
  • was fully on board with collecting coins from a fountain because Pidge wanted that one video game that he couldn’t care less about
  • loves water!! and the ocean!!! is probably a really amazing swimmer!!!!
  • is the quickest to call shotgun
  • arguably has the best fashion sense
  • puns are good if he makes them,,, but only if he makes them
  • exaggerates most of his movements
  • food goo,,, face masks,,,,,
  • always wrecked the garrison simulator back on earth
  • confronts anyone - no matter how much he looks up to them or wants to impress them - if he thinks that irrational decisions are being made

CONCLUSION: Lance is a good kid!! I love him!!

[lance continuation] [keith] [keith now with additional meta improvement

7

So? Dude, what we do, you can’t learn this crap in a book. You put on a flannel, you pick up a gun, you go out there. Either you get good fast or you get dead faster. - Dean Winchester

Happy Birthday Abby @spn-idjits-guide-to-hunting

7

Marawi Update as of May 28, 2017, 2:19 pm local time 

As Ramadan has begun, thousands of people displaced from the fighting in Marawi are celebrating the holy month away from their homes, waiting for the fighting to stop so they can go back. To those still in the city, they wake up to gun shots, airstrikes, and pray that it will be over soon.

As of right now airstrikes and ongoing fire fight are still going on, however there has been more emphasis on airstrikes. The Maute group have been rounding up and killing Christians. Some were fleeing Marawi to Iligan but were stopped by Maute members where they separated the Christian citizens from those who were Muslim. They were told to recite Islamic prayers to prove they were Muslim and those who couldn’t were taken and killed. Eight bodies have been found, in a ditch, tied up, with gunshot wounds to their heads with placards saying “munafik”, traitor, by them, less than a kilometer away from a security checkpoint on the Iligan-Marawi border. They were bakers from a local bakery according to two women who identified them.

Those still trapped in the city are desperately hiding their Christian friends in hidden rooms, teaching them how to recite Islamic prayers in case their homes are raided and they are found by Maute members, to help them not be captured.

People who haven’t left Marawi yet but are fleeing to Iligan have been told by the military to wave white flags while walking through the streets of Marawi to show the military that they are innocent civilians passing through and not Maute members.

So far, 19 civilians including the 8 men found in the ditch, are currently known to have died. Among the 19 dead include 3 women and a young child found by the military near one of the universities during a rescue operation.

With the ongoing fights between the Maute group and the military thousands of citizens from Marawi are now displaced, unable to go home after almost a week since the siege. Food, water, and supplies are desperately needed in many places where the evacuee’s have escaped to.

*2 minutes later*

The hilarious thing about this scene is that Oswald knows there are no bullets in the gun. He is straight up trolling Ed by doing exactly what Ed accused him of. Literally throwing a tantrum like a child: “IT IS MY TURN!!!!” LMAO.

He lets Ed feel smug and think he was right about him. He fools him into thinking he is PREDICTABLE. 

WHAT. A. TROLL. 

I’m so proud of him.

Signs in a Zombie Apocalypse

The fearless leader who is done with crap and somehow knows what the hell is going on: Capricorn, Sagittarius

The one with the guns and blowing crap up: Aries, Gemini

Goes on a risky supply run because they don’t care about crap they just care about food might as well die trying right: Taurus, Leo

Screams but bashes zombies’ heads in anyway: Libra, Scorpio

Hides in the cellar or attic or some random house and boards up all the windows: Pisces, Virgo

Is the zombie: Cancer, Aquarius

  • Ed: [Points a gun at Oswald] I am not letting you get away this time.
  • Oswald: [Kicks the gun out of Ed hand and kicks Ed to the ground]
  • Oswald: [Picks up the gun] that makes two of us
  • Oswald: [Fires the gun]
  • Oswald: [Looks at gun] what the hell?
  • Ed: OH MY GOD!!! YOU REALLY WANTED TO SHOOT ME!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WERE ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL ME!!
  • Oswald: [Looks inside gun] BLANKS??? YOU HAVE BEEN CHASING ME AROUND FOR 2 DAYS STRAIGHT WITH A GUN FULL OF BLANKS??!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU??
  • Ed: WELL I WASNT ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL YOU!!
  • Oswald: [Looks confused as fuck] WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE'NT ACTUALLY GOING TO KILL ME???
  • Ed: I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST PLAYING A GAME WHERE I CHASE YOU AROUND THE CITY THAN YOU CHASE ME AROUND THE CITY PRETENDING WE WANT TO KILL EACH OTHER OH MY GOD YOU REALLY WANTED ME TO DIE
  • Oswald: WHAT IN GODS NAME MADE YOU THINK I KNEW WE WERE PLAYING A GAME??!!
  • Ed: I JUST THOUGHT YOU WERE BEING A GOOD ACTOR!!!
A+ dwsa things

• when wendla hands her voice a guitar, and her voice hands her a dress through the mirror at the very biggining

• when wendla is being dragged into the abortion clinic, yelling “mama”, her voice dies out and it’s Sandra Mae yelling the last “mama”, in vain

• the vast difference in meaning between word of your body, and word of your body reprise

• the only characters to make it out alive and happy are the gay characters

• the fucking lighting for touch me, and for mirror blue night

• finger gloves

• the way Moritz’s voice pulls him aside roughly when making an excuse as to why he can’t walk Ilse home

• Moriz’s visual realization he’s dead

• the way Moriz hesitates before reaching for the gun his voice holds up to him after “and then there were none”

• the way the boys move the bed around and sing in the back (save for ernst) in “the dark I know well”

• Moriz puts Ilse’s jacket back on for her after her solo in blue wind

• the drummer

• the way the teachers unfold Melchior’s fucking porn letter and it’s deadass about six pages long

• Melchior signs something, without any subtitles on screen, at the very last scene of the play

It’s His Fault

It’s Pidge in the healing pod this time. Shiro is livid. Lance sits, and takes his reprimand with his back straight. As if he would be a little stronger. His hands twitch and clench, fingers folding and twisting in his lap. It was his fault, and Shiro lets him know it. He’s never seen the man so angry, and it scares him.

They’d all been hurt before, sure. But this time- Lance looks up from the floor, to where Pidge is asleep in the healing pod. Lance was supposed to be there. He should have had Pidge’s back. Shield down, gun up, he’d taken out the attacker. But not before a knife had been lodged between two of Pidge’s ribs. Not far from vital organs, Coran had told them.

Lance’s hands shook, his face hurt from the effort to keep himself on lockdown. But his lips still trembled, eyebrows still drawn together, distraught. Pidge was so young. Out of all of them, she deserved this the least. And Lance hadn’t been there when she needed him to be.

“Are you even listening?” With a jolt, Lance realized he’d stopped listening to Shiro’s tirade.

“Lance, you need to take this more seriously!” Shiro continued, despite Lance’s particularly cowed demeanor, “We can’t afford-”

“Will you lay off!?” Keith cut Shiro off from across the room, “for fucks sake, Shiro, we aren’t children! We know when we fucked up. All you have to do is say so and move on. You don’t have to berate anyone for it.” Lance watches Keith cross the room with wide, watery eyes. Keith’s steps are purposeful and carry him swiftly to where Lance sits.

“And did you ever think, for one moment,” Keith spits over his shoulder, “That none of this would have happened if you’d sent more people, like Lance said in the first place?” With that, the red paladin snatches up one of Lance’s  shaking hands, hauls him to his feet, and all but drags the boy out of the room.

They take off running, because Keith doesn’t want to keep Lance anywhere near any further confrontation. They come to a stop, hidden far within the winding halls of the castle. Chests heaving for breath, they fall against the wall, and Keith sits when Lance slides down it. He let’s Lance lean into him as he cries. Puts an arm around him and holds him, and doesn’t care about the growing wet spot on his shirt. He just wants Lance to feel better.