Gubler Direct

mr scratch

But guys did anyone notice…did anyone notice…we can’t trust anything that happened once the team entered that house. LIKE MOTHER OF GOD HOTCH IS IN A FUCKING INTERROGATION ROOM IN THE LAST SECONDS OF THAT EPISODE. SOMEONE WAS FUCKING DOWN THEY DON’T JUST PUT THEIR OWN IN A FUCKING INTERROGATION ROOM. IT’S LIKE THE OTHERS WHO HAD PSYCHOTIC BREAKS WHO FUCKING KILLED SOMEONE. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. GUBLER NO MORE DIRECTING FOR YOU BUT YES PLEASE DIRECT EVERYTHING EVER OH MY GOD. 

HAVING TO WAIT TILL NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT THE FULL EXTENT OF THE DAMAGE HOTCH DID…THAT JUST…HOW WILL I MAKE IT A WHOLE 7 DAYS…

PS PLEASE LET US NOT BE DONE WITH MR. SCRATCH - I WANT A WHOLE EPISODE WHERE MR. SCRATCH JUST MESSES WITH THEIR MINDS AND WE START TO REALIZE THEY’RE TOTALLY UNRELIABLE NARRATORS AND BY THE END OF THE EPISODE WE DON’T KNOW WHAT WAY IS UP. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE. 


DEAR GOD CRIMINAL MINDS. YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT TO ME.

I want Matthew Gray Gubler to direct every episode of Criminal Minds because his episodes are creepy and heart wrenching. On the other hand, I don’t want Matthew Gray Gubler to ever direct another episode of Criminal Minds ever again because his episodes are creepy and heart wrenching.

Yo, heads up for anyone watching criminal minds, the episode “Mr scratchy” in possibly the most twisted and creepy and scary episode I’ve ever watched, so beware it’s fucking creepy, and have distractions ready for afterwards if you scare somewhat easy.

Tonight I made the worst decision ever. It went a little something like this:

‘Hmmm… might just watch an episode of Criminal Minds in bed before I go to sleep.’

Watches A Place at the Table

‘Hey, that was a pretty good episode. I‘m not very tired though, perhaps I’ll watch the next one.’

Presses play on Mr Scratch

‘Cool, this opening looks kind of creepy. I really like it when they play with the format of this show.’

Five minutes in

‘Oh, Matthew Gray Gubler directed this. I didn’t know he directed. I wonder if he’s done other episodes. I’ll have to look that up afterward.’

Fifteen minutes in

‘Oh god, don’t kill the kid, don’t kill the kid don’t kill the kid…. Phew!’

Thirty minutes in

‘WHAT IS GOING ON WHEN DID CRIMINAL MINDS TURN INTO A HORROR SHOW WHY ARE THE LIGHTS EXPLODING I’M SO SCARED!’

Thirty five minutes in

‘I know that the team isn’t all dead, it’s just a mind trick.’

Thirty nine minutes in

‘Okay, so this is the trick. It’s okay, it’s all okay.’

Forty one minutes in

‘WHY IS HE JUST SITTING THERE, OH GOD WHAT’S HAPPENED?!?! HOTCH, TALK TO US! TELL US THE TRUTH!’

Forty two minutes in

‘I am never going to sleep ever again. Why did I watch this? I regret everything. Also, let’s watch some other MGG episodes…’

Seriously, that was creepy as hell and all kinds of fucked up. And annoying considering we will likely never get any follow-up to it. This show is notorious for doing really cool emotional stuff in like one episodes and never mentioning it or even alluding to it again (Ahem: JJ’s PTSD, anyone?)

But FML, that was a great episode.