Guardians of the Galaxy

anonymous asked:

Which Avenger just absolutely does not get along with the Guardians of the Galaxy and why?

I think that since The Guardians all have such different personalities, there wouldn’t be an Avenger who didn’t get along with all of them, so in my opinion, it’s more of a matter of who doesn’t like who specifically.

Rocket: Tony. Tony fucking hates him. Not only do their personalities clash, but here comes this stupid raccoon, waltzing into his lab, critiquing his work, and even having the audacity to take some of it apart. Well no. No. No, no, no. It will be a cold day in hell when Tony Stark takes shit from a glorified rat. 

Drax: Natasha. Virtually everything that comes out of his mouth just rubs her the wrong way. Plus, if she makes even one dry joke or sarcastic comment, he automatically takes it as a threat and is in her face challenging her to “do battle”. Steve and Clint have had to hold her back multiple times. 

Gamora: Scott. It’s really more that Gamora doesn’t like him, and he’s terrified of her. He got a little too excited/freaked out that he was meeting aliens, so he probably said something stupid that got him pinned to the wall with a knife to his throat. Peter breaks it up and gives him a few reassuring words like “Its happened to all of us at one point or another, this just means you’re officially part of the group”.

Peter: Vision. Literally if Quill gives him one more stupid 80s-inspired nickname then he will fight. 

Groot: Omg no gtfo how could anyone not get along with this baby flower he is precious and if anything, he turns everyone against each other because they’re all passive aggressively fighting over who gets to hold him in his little pot.

Doctor Strange; 69 days

The Wolverine 3; 188 days

Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2; 251 days

Wonder Woman; 279 days

Spider-Man: Homecoming; 314 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 405 days

Thor: Ragnarok; 433 days

Justice League; 447 days

Untitled Fox/Marvel movie; 503 days

Black Panther; 538 days

The Flash; 566 days

Avengers: Infinity War; 615 days

Ant-Man and the Wasp; 678 days

Aquaman; 699 days

Untitled DC movie; 769 days

Captain Marvel; 923 days

Shazam; 951 days

Untitled Avengers movie; 979 days

Justice League 2; 1021 days

Untitled DC movie; 1161 days

Cyborg; 1315 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1343 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1413 days

Green Lantern Corps; 1427 days

Untitled Marvel movie; 1532 days

Deadpool 2; TBD

Gambit; TBD

New Mutants; TBD

Suicide Squad 2; TBD

The Batman; TBD

Untitled Harley Quinn movie; TBD

Booster Gold/Blue Beetle team-up; TBD

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Scenes We'd Like To See: Infinity War
  • Rocket Raccoon:"I need that guy's arm."
  • Bucky Barnes:"Wha- Steve?"
  • Star Lord:"He doesn't need your arm, don't worry."
  • Rocket Raccoon:"Yes, I do. It's important."
  • Bucky Barnes:"Will I get it back?"
  • Star Lord:"Do not give him your arm."
  • Bucky Barnes:"But he needs it!"
  • Rocket Raccoon:"Yeah, Quill. The world's gonna end if I don't get his arm!"
  • Star Lord:"Rocket-"
  • Bucky Barnes:"The world's going to end?!"
  • Steve Rogers:"What? Whose ending the world now?"
  • Star Lord:"Nobody. Rocket-"
  • Rocket Raccoon:"Yo, grandpa, get me your boyfriend's arm. I need it."
  • Steve Rogers:"Buck-"
  • Star Lord:"He doesn't need his arm."
  • Steve Rogers:"But he said-"
  • Star Lord:"My buddy Rocket here is a filthy whore liar. Please do not give him the arm."

Detective Pikachu Movie Written By Guardians Of The Galaxy And Gravity Falls Writers

Things are starting to happen regarding the upcoming Detective Pikachu movie as Variety is reporting that Nicole Perlman and Alex Hirsch are both in talks to write the script for the live action film. The film is being produced by Legendary and Universal Pictures will handle the distribution outside of Japan. Here’s some more information on both of the talented writers being pitched with the task of writing the film.

Perlman cut her teeth in Marvel’s writers’ room, penning such comic-book hits such as “Thor” and “Guardians of the Galaxy.” Marvel has now tasked her with penning the “Captain Marvel” film with “Inside Out” scribe Meg LeFauve, as well as helping to develop the third “Sherlock Holmes” movie with Team Downey.Hirsch created Disney’s cult favorite “Gravity Falls” and is repped by UTA and Jared Levine at Morris Yorn Barnes Levine Entertainment Law Firm.