Guardians of the Galaxy

The signs as Marvel quotes

  • Aries:  I will bring you hope, old friend, and I ask only one thing in return - don’t get in my way.
  • Taurus: What just happened? Please tell me nobody kissed me.
  • Gemini:  You didn’t see that coming?
  • Cancer: I’m with you ‘til the end of the line.
  • Leo: I’m always angry!
  • Virgo:  What should we do next: Something good, something bad? Bit of both?
  • Libra: Don’t ever tell me there’s no way!
  • Scorpio: You know, It’s in times like these when I realize what a superhero I am.
  • Sagittarius: Just because someone stumbles and loses their path, doesn’t mean they’re lost forever.  
  • Capricorn: We have left humanity behind.
  • Aquarius: Whiplash!
  • Pisces:  The city is flying and we’re fighting an army of robots. And I have a bow and arrow. Nothing makes sense.

anonim zapytał(a)::

what kinks would the guys have do you think?

I’ve gotten this ask quite a few times, and it has taken me so long to answer because every time I brainstorm I lose my composure. 

Andy: R.O.L.E.P.L.A.Y.I.N.G. He could care less about what you dress up as. He just wants to rescue/arrest you and then have rescue sex/punishment sex as Burt Macklin 

Owen: He is a simple creature. Call him Alpha, submit to him completely, keep your eyes on him, and you will be rewarded greatly

Peter: His biggest kink is his ego. He needs to hear a girl screaming his name and how he’s the best she’s ever had, etc. etc. and then it needs to end with her having some earth-shattering, body shaking orgasm. Just something that leaves him walking away thinking “yeah i’m definitely the best. i’m fucking star-lord