Houses and their antics.
Gryffindor: Started a fight club. They meet on the quidditch pitch every other Saturday night.
Ravenclaw: They built a machine?? It is like. half flame-thrower and half carousel?? ?
Hufflepuff: They have a secret dog.
Slytherin: They bet on everything. Literally everything. its becoming a problem. There’s a 5th year without shoes. He lost them gambling.