Grindin'

okay can we just talk about this scene here

JUST THIS ONE FUCKING SCREENSHOT THERE IS SO MUCH HAPPENING. SO MUCH HAPPENING IN ONE PICTURE. OKAY LET’S BREAK IT DOWN

YURIO IS SO ANGRY HERE. SO ANGRY AND SO DISHEVELED. IS HE ANGRY THAT HE IS DISHEVELED. IS HE ANGRY THAT YUURI IS GRINDIN ALL OVER VIKTOR’S ASS RIGHT IN FRONT OF HIM N IT’S GROSS FOR OUR SMOL CHILD TO SEE. IS HE ANGRY BECAUSE VIKTOR MADE HIM THAT PROMISE AND NO DRUNK ASS KATSUDON IS GONNA TAKE THAT AWAY FROM HIM, ESP WITH A TIE AROUND HIS HEAD AND PANTS LONG GONE

CHRIS IS LIKE THE EXACT OPPOSITE??? like he can’t be disheveled bc he got absolutely no clothes on, none at all. aND HE IS FUCKING HAPPY. AND PROBABLY INTRIGUED BY THIS SKATER WHO IS APPARENTLY BOMB AT POLE DANCING. ((also lookit that blush chris probably came all over the pole like srsly chris why u gotta make everything all slippery)) but like. look at that smile. those lips making the o face like ‘oooo dis boi he gooood’ chris u are too sexual for your life

AND HERE IS OUR POOR, PURE, SWEET KATSUDON FATALE who is apparently now more noodle than katsudon hE BE ROLLING AND GRINDING HIMSELF ALL OVER VIKTORS ASS (im kidding that’s viktor’s crotch, u do u yuuri) and honestly can we get yuuri drunk in every party just so we can see Noodle!Yuuri and Angry-and-Disheveled!Yurio please PLEASE

and finally we have the most normal expression of all, the expression of the living legend five-time world champion skater viktor nikiforov who is also coincidentally being climbed like a coconut tree right this moment. HOW IS HE SO CALM. IT’S LIKE HE’S USED TO THIS HAPPENING, IT JUST SO HAPPENS THAT THE GUY DOING IT THIS TIME IS ACTUALLY RLY CUTE????? HE’S NOT FREAKING OUT NOPE NOT AT ALL. VITYA’S EXPRESSION IS LITERALLY JUST LIKE “o hello there may i help u” 

but also consider this is right after their dance off so maybe more like “o hello there may we get married right now if ur not too busy grindin on me”

and, well, to wrap this up. we have these poor, innocent bystanders

In summary, they didn’t ask for this but we totally did

i think i got carried away but srsly guys this goddamn screenshot idk i’m sure there are a ton more scenes like this but drunk!yuuri causes the best incidents

overheard in portland
  • <p> <b>twelve year old child:</b> we out here grindin with our crystal pepsis<p/><b>thirteen year old child:</b> you shut up<p/></p>
  • friend: hey do you wanna chill with me later
  • me, a color guard intellectual: we don't chill 🙅🏻 too busy grindin 😈all day at practice 😤 💯 we out here spinnin 🏳 at band camp 🎺🎷🥁 every day hustlin 👊🏻 🏃🏻‍♀️

“Now I ain’t TELLIN yo bitch ass again. Next time you call me junior you gon be poppin lockin and grindin your way to this ass whoopin. I hope the fuck you do tel jaebum bc he ain’t gon save you next time lil bitch, try me. "Hit the stage” headass next thing u gon be hittin is the floor after I drop kick yo ass into the next comeback. don’t even try talkin back to me imma slap the fuck up outta u. legs so long u bout ta take 3 steps n ya outta here, keep cryin imma give you somethin to cry about now fix ya face before I fix it for u"

Spoken Word

This piece ✒️✒️📇📜 is entitled 🔠🔡🔤 ‘the same parts’ 🍆=🍆


People 🚻🚻at the party👀🍷🎶📣🎉 and I’m wanting 🔜🔜 to dance👯🎤📛 other ugly 💀👿 ass bitches 👩❌ ain’t standin 🚶 no chance 👎🚫 dudes lookin 👀👬 at me like they wanna get in 🔃 my pants 👖💦 hoes getting mad 💢😡🙍 come on bitch 🔪 see me with them hands 💅👊 see me with them hands ✊👏


First man 🏃🚶 up 🔝🔝 his hands 👐 on his hips 👉👖👈 I drop it 🚮🚮 like its hot 🔥💥 he’s lickin’ 👅💦 his lips 👄💧his back on the wall 🏢my ass 🍑 on his hhHHHG 🍆💦 grindin’ for a second 🕛🕐 his stuff’s 👖🍆 getting thick 🔛👅 he doesn’t know it ❌🙇 but I’m getting firm 🍆💪 too


Fellas 🚶🚶🚶 really need to know 🙉✔️ Before calling 📲📯 me boo 👻💝 because what you see 👀👀 isn’t always ❌ the truth ✔️ Say it with me 📣📣 what you see 👀👀 isn’t always ❌❌ the truth ✔️✔️


Because baby 👶 boy👦 I’ve got all 🔃✔️ The same parts 🍆=🍆 that you do ✔️👖💦 the same parts 💁👖🍆 the same parts 👨👖🔛🍆


The same parts ☝️🙊❌💦🍆

Physical Therapy

Characters: Dean Winchester, Reader (Y/N), Cara (OFC)

Pairing: Dean x Reader

Summary: Dean hurts himself and takes on physical therapy where he meets the Reader.

Warnings: AU, Fluff.

Word Count: 2K-ish

Author’s Note: Hey guys! This is my entry for @dancingalone21‘s challenge- “Lau’s AU Funny Quite Challenge”. My quote is bolded in the fic. I just want to say I am soooo damn sorry for being late on this. I’ve been having a hectic life lately. I’m sorry for the lateness of this fic. I hope you guys like it nonetheless. Feedback is greatly appreciated. Enjoy! *hides face*

**Special thanks to Ree @neversatisfiedgirl for taking the time to beta this for me. You really are a life saver, Ree. Thank you**



Physical Therapy

I didn’t think my life would get so interesting…so fast. I had woken up at approximately 4:30am, thanking the heavens above that it was Friday. It had been a long and stressful week and the weekend couldn’t get here fast enough.

But alas, I was here. And I couldn’t be happier.

The morning went as per usual. I got my Starbucks, drove to work an hour early, so I waited in the parking lot, sipping on my venti Double Chocolate Chip Frap. It was a peaceful morning…until a slightly harsh tap against my window stopped it abruptly.

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