Nigga, what? BATMILK? Bruh, I’m blindfolded and yet I still know where yo silly ass is when you start speaking that foolishness. What the fuck happened to REGULAR milk? Is Batmilk the all infamous 5% or some shit? Homie, this a Skim Milk zone, so you can miss me with that gay shit. I get y'all niggas live in a cave and shit, so you you wanna experiment and whatnot. But, I know a codename for cum when I see it. This big bat bitch ain’t bout to bust a nut in my glass. We getting here and I want some fucking grape soda, yo. Not BatSoda, RobinSoda, nothing. GRAPE DRANK, nigga. You know I stay high as fuck all day. A nigga need his elixir.

Batmilk… Scoob, you hear this nigga?

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What was your last:

Drink: Grape Soda
Last phone call: My Stepdad
Last text:  it was basically our drummer saying we did well today and we have to step it up for the upcoming shows.
Last song you listened to: Drawn and Quartered- Circle of Violence. I mean that’s the last song we played at practice last night. Idk if that counts tho 
Last time you cried: Like earlier this week
Have you ever dated someone: Yea
Kissed someone and regretted it: No
Lost someone special: Yea
Been drunk and thrown up: No. I don’t drink at all
List three favorite colors: Black, red, blue
In the last year, have you…

Made a new friend: Yes
Fallen out of love: No
Laughed until you cried: Nah. But i’ve laughed a lot
Met someone that changed you: Yea
Found out who your true friends are: Yea. Fuck everyone else though. (Not you guys. You guys are awesome)
Found out someone was talking about you: No. 
Kissed someone on your fb friends list: Yea

How many people on your fb friends list do you know IRL: Almost all
Do you have any pets: I have a not pug
Do you want to change your name: No
What did you do for your last birthday:I met up with my friends and went to Hollywood to go out to eat and i got some new albums.
What time did you wake up today: Too early 
What were you doing at midnight last night: Looking for food cuz i just got home from practice 
Name something you cannot wait for: Death
Last time you saw your mother: Last night
What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish My family didn’t suck so much so that they do more to help me now that i start college next month.
What are you listening to right now: Conquering Dystopia- Destroyer of Dreams
Have you ever talked to someone with the name Tom: Nah
What’s getting on your nerves: Other people’s irresponsibility and lack of communication along with ridiculously high expectations for me
Most visited website: Tumblr 
Nickname: I don’t have one
Zodiac sign: Capricorn 
Pronouns: He/his
Favorite TV shows: I like the nightly shows on comedy central. Chapelle’s show too. Lately i’ve been watching stuff on forensics tho. I don’t really watch t.v. So there isn’t much i can say
Hair color: Dark brown 
Long or short: Long
Height: 5′10 or taller. Idk
Do you have a crush on someone: Yeah
What do you like about yourself: Most of my character. I have some shitty qualities but we all have something wrong with us.
Tattoos: Not really my thing. I’d rather spend my money elsewhere 
Righty or lefty: Righty
First surgery: I haven’t got any surgery yet. I probably need one for my back or something tho 
First piercings: I don’t have any
First best friend: Genesis. I’ve known her since i was 12 or something. Maybe even before 
First sport you joined: i never joined a sport but i used to play american football with some friends when i was like 12 
First vacation: My family lives the struggle plus america sucks so i’ve never been on vacation. I’ve never left Los Angeles period.
First pet: Goldfish
Right now:

Eating: Nothing
Drinking: Nothing
Listening to: My Own Redemption- Feared
Want kids: Fuck no
Career: Musician/ Composer/ Teacher/ Audio Engineer 
Which is better:

Lips or eyes: Eyes
Hugs or kisses: Maybe both idk. Depends on who we’re talking about
Shorter or taller: Shorter 
Older or younger: I don’t really have a preference. If i like you, i like you
Romantic or spontaneous: I don’t know. I sure as hell know that i’m not spontaneous but i don’t consider myself romantic too so idk 
Nice stomach or nice arms: Stomach. But who am i to judge? (Mines not that great tbh so i don’t really mind)
Sensitive or loud: Depends i guess. 
Hook up or relationship: Relationship
Troublemaker or hesitant: i do what i want
Have you ever:

Kissed a stranger: No
Drank hard liquor: No
Lost glasses/contacts: My friends have lost my glasses tho
Sex on first date: If you guys want to then i don’t see why the fuck not
Broke someone’s heart: I think so. They don’t show it tho so i don’t know
Had your own heart broken: Yea
Been arrested: No 
Turned someone down: Once
Cried when someone died: No
Fallen for a friend: Always
Do you believe in:

Yourself: Yes
Miracles: Eh. Shit happens am i right?
Love at first sight: Nah
Heaven: don’t you mean hell?
Santa Claus: i know that nigga. He’s my stepdad cuz he gets me stuff on christmas.
Kiss on the first date: Yea
Angels: Only The Angel of Death cuz Slayer 
I tag: shattered-goal-fills-his-soul  my-room-is-hell satanhastetanus metal-cvnt skallenknuse zoeiijade and annihilating-the-pure cuz i wanna know you guys better.

Donatello (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cocktail)

3 oz Plum Sake
0.5 oz Vodka
3 oz Grape Soda
1 dash of Cherry Bitters
1 Pizza Bite (Garnish - don’t let this fall in the drink!)

Cowabunga! Take a break from fighting the Foot Clan and settle into your sewer with this TMNT drink. This cocktail combines plum sake and grape flavors, with a touch of cherry. And of course, what TMNT post would be complete with without some pizza? Check out the Geek & Sundry Vlogs channel for more Turtle videos and geeky drinks.