Goodness-Gracious

  • Me on a date:So, what do you think of Captain America?
  • Them:I dunno, he was kind of lame. Iron Man is way cooler.
  • Me, shoving breadsticks into my purse:sorry but i have to-
  • Coulson, punching through wall:WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
Sleepy Drawings

summary: Dan is drowning is textbooks, and he can’t help it that he falls asleep in the library. Phil, an art major, can’t help it that he draws the sleeping boy, and neither of them can help the relationship that blooms.

word count: 5.1k idek i thought this would be a lot shorter oops im not sorry

tw: i think none, unless you count voyeurism as one

genre: fluff and a lot of friggin smut

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