Goggles-kun

Rider: I’m proud to identify as a moronsexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Goggles asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.

Goggles: What kind of animal is Judd the Cat?

Rider, already taking off his clothes: Goggles, you’re so fucking stupid.