Glen's cosplays

Omegle conversation of the night:
  • ((Visuals:I'm dressed as Grandpa Harley, he's Jake or Vriska-suit John, couldn't tell. The head I pull out is Scratch's. The second trophy is the Flourite Octet))
  • You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  • You and the stranger both like homestuck.
  • You:WOULD YOU SEE THE HEAD OF MY LATEST KILL?
  • Stranger:yes
  • Stranger:OHFUCK
  • You:SO THERE I WAS
  • Stranger:SCRATCHPLS
  • You:NECK-DEEP IN GREEN CORPSES
  • You:IN MY PAJAMAS
  • You:HOW THEY GOT IN MY PAJAMAS, I'LL NEVER KNOW.
  • You:WHEN IN COMES THIS BEAST, 10-FEET TALL AND DAPPER AS THE DAY I WAS BORN.
  • Stranger:wha
  • You:I PULL MY TRUSTY ELEPHANT GUN FROM MY BACK POCKET.
  • You:AND I SHOOT A HOLE IN HIM SO BIG, STRIDER'S EGO WOULD FIT THROUGH AND BARELY TOUCH THE SIDES.
  • Stranger:JAKEPLZ
  • Stranger:Granpa plzzzz
  • You:AND THEN, FROM A CERULEAN BEAUTY, I LIBERATED THESE
  • Stranger:oh mY GOD
  • You:NOT ALL OF MY TROPHIES ARE FROM KILLS.
  • You:IF YOU TAKE MY MEANING.
  • Stranger:OH
  • Stranger:BB
  • You:WOULD YOU HERE MORE STORIES OF THE HUNT?
  • You:*HEAR
  • Stranger:I will here and hear
  • You:SO THERE I WAS.
  • You:IN THE FORESTS OF NEW ALTERNIA.
  • You:NOTHING ON ME BUT MY WITS, MY CLEVER DISGUISE, AND SIXTY POUNDS OF HARD EXPLOSIVES.
  • Stranger:JUST A BIT OF SUPPLIES
  • You:I WAS OUTSIDE THE BEAST'S LAIR.
  • You:YES, OFFICE SUPPLIES.
  • You:RIGHT, I ALSO HAD PAPER CLIPS.
  • You:BIG RED ONES.
  • Stranger:Yess
  • You:THE BEAST HAD A PACK OF FERAL, DEADLY CLOWNS AT HIS DISPOSAL.
  • You:THEIR HONKS OF DEATH EMANATED FROM THE DAMP DUNGEON WALLS.
  • You:SO I GO IN, DISGUISING MYSELF AS A CAT. OR AS THEY CALL IT, A 'MEOWBEAST'.
  • You:I KNEW THAT THEY WOULD IMMEDIATELY TAKE ME TO THE KITCHEN.
  • You:AND INDEED THEY DID.
  • Stranger:ohmygod
  • You:WHAT I DID NOT COUNT ON, WAS THAT THE CHEF HAD A PET CLUCKBEAST NAMED ALONZO.
  • Stranger:alonsy, alonzo
  • You:ALONZO SAW THROUGH MY DISGUISE AT ONCE.
  • You:AND I HAD TO FIGHT MY WAY THROUGH A SWARM OF EGGS AND CLUBS.
  • Stranger:like strip clubs?
  • You:NO
  • You:LIKE BONK CLUBS
  • You:FINALLY, I ARRIVED AT THE THRONE ROOM.
  • Stranger:like fight strip clubs...?
  • You:WE DO NOT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUBS.
  • You:THE BEAST WAS IN A TECHNICOLOR MESS OF BLOOD AND PIGMENT.
  • You:SO I TOOK OFF MY HAT, AND RETRIEVED THE EGG I HAD CLEVERLY STACHED INSIDE.
  • You:EGGS, YOU SEE, ARE THE WEAKNESS OF THOSE THAT LIVE UNDERGROUND.
  • You:SO I CHUCK IT AT HIS HEAD
  • Stranger:ohmygod
  • You:AND REALIZE THAT, ONCE AGAIN, I HAD MISTAKEN A TROLL FOR A NOME.
  • Stranger:FPKPSDGSK
  • You:SO INSTEAD I WENT WITH THE EXPLOSIVES.
  • You:BUT I DID NOT HAVE A MATCH.
  • You:HOW LUCKY I WAS THAT I HAD LONG AGO MASTERED THE ANCIENT ART OF FIREBREATH FROM THE DRAGON OF THE WEST.
  • You:SO I TOSS THE EXPLOSIVES, BREATH FIRE FROM MY SEA OF CHI
  • You:AND BEGIN TO RUN LIKE THE WIND.
  • You:THE GATE WAS BEING LOWERED
  • You:BUT I SLID UNDERNEATH IT
  • You:REACHED BACK
  • You:GRABBED MY HAT
  • You:AND WATCHED AS A GIANT FIREBALL ENGULFED THE AREA.
  • You:BUT THAT WAS NOT HIS FINAL FORM!\
  • You:HE MORPHED INTO A ONE-WINGED DEMIGOD OF MIRTH AND LAUGHTER.
  • You:SO I TOOK MY PAPERCLIP AND FASHIONED IT INTO A MAKESHIFT SWORD.
  • You:AND BEGIN TO FIGHT MY WAY UP HIM.
  • You:HE WAS SEVERAL STORIES TALL, OF COURSE.
  • You:ALONG THE WAY, I LOST MY SWORD TO A MERCHANT WHO OFFERED ME A FINE PIECE OF REAL ESTATE FOR IT.
  • You:I HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO ACCEPT.
  • You:AS HE FLOATED BACK TO EARTH ON HIS BALLOONS
  • You:I ALSO BOUGHT A MAP FROM HIM.
  • You:STRANGE FELLOW.
  • You:SO THERE I WAS!
  • You:FIGHTING UP HIM WITH MY FISTS AND THE STEEL BRIM OF MY HAT SERVING AS A BRASS KNUCKLE.
  • You:I REACH THE TOP
  • You:AND HE CHALLENGES ME TO AN EPIC BATTLE
  • You:OF SLAM POETRY.
  • You:NEEDLESS TO SAY, HARLEY HASS THE FLAME.
  • You:SO MY SICK FIRES WERE LIT.
  • You:AND HIS WERE, AS THE KIDS SAY, 'WHACK'.
  • You:SO THEN I KILLED HIM.
  • You:AND THAT'S THE STORY.
  • Stranger:All about how your life got flipped, turned upside-down?
  • You:NO. THAT'S THE PREQUEL.
  • You:THEY TURNED IT INTO A MOVIE SERIAL.
  • Stranger:So you're Will Smith?
  • You:TECHNICALLY
  • You:I AM TROLL WILL SMITH.