Kurt:Well, aren't you a sight for these sore eyes.
Kurt:Bad week, more like it. ... Hey, what are you doing here? Shouldn't you be at Warbler practice? You know, putting fine tuning touches on our new Katy Perry showstopper?
Blaine:Okay, for someone who loves clothes so much, I can't believe you haven't noticed that I'm not in my Warbler outfit.
Kurt:Wait, wait...(Kurt gasps, Blaine laughs). Wait-wait-- you didn't do this for me, did you?
Because if you did this for me, I mean, it would be very romantic for one, but it could lead to resentment, which could lead to anger, which could lead to a horrible, horrible, nasty breakup like, you know, on The Bachelorette, when we watched that...
Blaine:Hey, I came here for me. Because I can't stand to be apart from the person I love.
Kurt:Well, I guess we'll just have to find a way to ease you into the New Directions! now, huh?