Girl in a Country Song

Listening to my local country station at work the past few days I’ve learned a few things:
•90% of the music is sung by guys.
•Whiskey often rhymes with kiss me or the second favorite, miss me.
•Often times to show they’re not thinking about a woman they write an entire song about how their not thinking of her.
•Girl is their favorite word. Just listen to 3 songs I guarantee you’ll hear it at least 4 times.
•Drink is almost always followed by think or vice versa (see also; thinkin/drinkin)
•Everyone always seems to be looking at their “girl” that they’re singing about.
•Jacked up, truck, drink, beer, mud, tires, hometown, and small-town are also hot topics in most songs not involving “girl” Unless the girl is drinking the beer and driving the truck and is from a small-town.

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“Girl in a Country Song” by Maddie & Tae

“Girl in a Country Song” slams the misogyny that’s overwhelmed the genre by throwing a ‘role-reversal’ switch that shoves men into tiny shorts and bikini tops.

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Girl In A Country Song - Maddie & Tae

Amen! I’m just gonna leave this here.

Good to know I’m not the only one who’s sick of how stupid country music has gotten, especially when it comes to “"country girls”“. 

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Maddie & Tae - Girl In A Country Song

Just watch the video

List of H!P songs with wow parts
  •  1998: Morning Musume - Summer Night Town | Morning Musume - Daite HOLD ON ME!
  • 1999: Morning Musume - Memory Seishun no Hikari | Morning Musume - Happy Night | Coconuts Musume - Halation Summer | Morning Musume - LOVE Machine | Taiyou to Ciscomoon - Magic of Love | Taiyou to Ciscomoon - Marui Taiyou -winter ver.-
  • 2000: Morning Musume - Koi no Dance Site | T&C Bomber - DON’T STOP Renaichuu | Morning Musume - Ren’ai Revolution 21
  • 2001: Matsuura Aya - Dokki Doki! LOVE Mail | Sheki-Dol - Tetteiteki Unmei | Morning Musume - The Peace! | Minimoni - Minihamus no Ai no Uta
  • 2002: Matsuura Aya - Egao ni Namida ~Thank You Dear My Friends~ | Matsuura Aya - S-kun | Morning Musume - Souda! We’re ALIVE | Morning Musume - Nan ni mo Iwazu ni I LOVE YOU | Minimoni - I Love Blues | Matsuura Aya - I know | Melon Kinenbi - Kousui | Morning Musume - Koko ni Iruzee! | Gomattou - SHALL WE LOVE? | Minimoni - Genki Jirushi no Oomori Song | Matsuura Aya - YOKOHAMA SING A SONG
  • 2003: Melon Kinenbi - Nemuranai Yoru | Morning Musume - TOP! | Morning Musume - “Suggoi Nakama” | Morning Musume - Megami ~Mousse na Yasashisa~ | Melon Kinenbi - Chance of LOVE | Matsuura Aya - GOOD BYE Natsuo | Goto Maki - Scramble | Hello! Project - OH! BE MY FRIEND | Morning Musume - Shabondama | Morning Musume - Namida ni wa Shitakunai | Sakuragumi - Hare Ame Nochi Suki | Minimoni - CRAZY ABOUT YOU | Petitmoni - WOW WOW WOW
  • 2004: Matsuura Aya - Koishite Gomen ne | Goto Maki - LOVE BELIEVE IT! | Abe Natsumi - Hitoribocchi | Minimoni - LOST LOVE | Berryz Koubou - Natsu Wakame | Berryz Koubou - Piriri to Yukou! | Melon Kinenbi - Saa, Sassoku Moriagete Ikou ka~!! | Berryz Koubou - TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY | Morning Musume - Joshi Kashimashi Monogatari | Berryz Koubou - Yuujou Junjou Oh Seishun | Melon Kinenbi - Champagne no Koi | Berryz Koubou - Passion E-CHA E-CHA | Melon Kinenbi - Setsunasa Ranking | Morning Musume - Haru no Uta | Morning Musume - Koe
  • 2005: Melon Kinenbi - Nikutai wa Shoujiki na EROS | Goto Maki - Rairai! Shinfuu | v-u-den - Bi ~Hit Parade~ | W - Dekoboko Seventeen | Berryz Koubou - Special Generation | Morning Musume - NATURE IS GOOD! | Sexy Otonajan - Onna, Kanashii, Otona
  • 2006: Morning Musume - SEXY BOY ~Soyokaze ni Yorisotte~ | DEF.DIVA - LET’S GO Rakuten Eagles | Berryz Koubou - Jiriri Kiteru | Berryz Koubou - Maji Natsu Sugiru | Berryz Koubou - Waracchaou yo BOYFRIEND | Melon Kinenbi - LEATHER
  • 2007: Tanjou 10nen Kinentai - Juunen Ai | Morning Musume - Sono Deai no Tame ni | Morning Musume - Shanimuni Paradise | C-ute - Bokura no Kagayaki | C-ute - Disco Queen | Suzuki Airi - Tsuugaku Vector | GAM - Amai Yuuwaku | Morning Musume - Hand made CITY | C-ute - Meguru Koi no Kisetsu | C-ute - Bishoujo Shinri | Tanjou 10nen Kinentai - Michi Naru Mirai e | Ongaku Gatas - Narihajimeta Koi no BELL | Goto Maki - WOW Suteki! | Morning Musume - Mikan | v-u-den - FANTASY | Berryz Koubou - Tsukiatteru no ni Kataomoi | Ongaku Gatas - Yattarouze!
  • 2008: C-ute - LALALA Shiawase no Uta | C-ute - Homerare Nobiko no Theme Kyoku | Buono! - OVER THE RAINBOW | Morning Musume - Resonant Blue | Berryz Koubou - Baka ni Shinaide | Berryz Koubou - CLAP!
  • 2009: C-ute - Seishun Song | C-ute - SHINES | Berryz Koubou - Dakishimete Dakishimete | C-ute - Amai Wana | S/mileage - Suki-chan
  • 2010: Morning Musume - Moonlight night ~Tsukiyo no Ban da yo~ | Morning Musume - Namidacchi | S/mileage - Yumemiru Fifteen | Berryz Koubou - Maji Bomber!! | S/mileage - Ganbaranakutemo Eenende!! | Morning Musume - Onnagokoro to Nan to Yara | Morning Musume - I’m Lucky girl | Morning Musume - Itoshiku Kurushii Kono Yoru ni | Takahashi Ai - Denwa de ne | C-ute - Seishun! Mugen Power
  • 2011: C-ute - Kiss me Aishiteru | Berryz Koubou - Onna no Pride | Berryz Koubou - Magical Future! | C-ute - Iza, Susume! Steady go! | Morning Musume - Motto Aishite Hoshii no | S/mileage - Uchouten LOVE | Suzuki Airi - My alright sky | Tsugunaga Momoko - Kia Ora Gracias Arigato | Berryz Koubou - Otona ni wa Nari Takunai Hayaku Otona ni Naritai | C-ute - Sekaiichi HAPPY na Onna no Ko | Takahashi Ai - Jishin Motte Yume wo Motte Tobitatsu Kara | Morning Musume - OK YEAH! | Morning Musume - Kono Ai wo Kasanete
  • 2012: S/mileage - Chance Tourai! | Dream Morning Musume - Shining Butterfly | Morning Musume - Ren’ai Hunter | Morning Musume - One Two Three | Morning Musume - Watashi no Jidai! | Berryz Koubou - Loving you Too much | C-ute - Aitai Aitai Aitai na | Morning Musume - Wakuteka Take a chance | Morning Musume - Shinnen Dake wa Tsuranukitoose! | Harvest - Forest Time | S/mileage - Samui ne.
  • 2013: Morning Musume - Daisuki Dakara Zettai Yurusanai | Morning Musume - Watashi no Dekkai Hana | S/mileage - Tabidachi no Haru ga Kita | C-ute - Crazy Kanzen na Otona | Morning Musume - Kimi Sae Ireba Nani mo Iranai | Morning Musume - A B C D E-cha E-cha Shitai | Kenshuusei - Ten Made Nobore! | C-ute - Kanashiki Amefuri | Morning Musume - Ai no Gundan | Morning Musume - Makeru Ki Shinai Konya no Shoubu | C-ute - Bagel ni Ham & Cheese | Berryz Koubou - ROCK Erotic | C-ute - Tokai no Hitorigurashi | C-ute - Aitte Motto Zanshin | S/mileage - “Ii Yatsu”
  • 2014: Morning Musume - Egao no Kimi wa Taiyou sa | Berryz Koubou - Otona na no yo! | Berryz Koubou - 1 Oku 3 Senman Sou Diet Oukoku | C-ute - Love take it all | Juice=Juice - Hadaka no Hadaka no Hadaka no Kiss | Morning Musume - Toki wo Koe Sora wo Koe | Berryz Koubou - Ai wa Itsumo Kimi no Naka ni | Juice=Juice - Black Butterfly | Juice=Juice - Senobi | Morning Musume - Kirari to Hikaru Hoshi | Berryz Koubou - Romance wo Katatte | C-ute - THE FUTURE | Kenshuusei - Seishun Beat wa 16
  • 2015: Berryz Koubou - Love together! | C-ute - Tsugi no Kado wo Magare | Juice=Juice - Umaretate no Baby Love | Juice=Juice - Erabareshi Watashitachi | Juice=Juice - GIRLS BE AMBITIOUS | ANGERME - Nana Korobi Ya Oki | ANGERME - Tomo yo | C-ute - Iron Heart | Morning Musume - ENDLESS SKY
  • 2016: C-ute - Summer Wind | ANGERME - Tsugitsugi Zokuzoku | Morning Musume - Tokyo to Iu Katasumi | Kobushi Factory - Bacchikoi Seishun! | Juice=Juice - KEEP ON Joushou Shikou!! | Kobushi Factory - Kenmei Blues | Kobushi Factory - Kobushi no Hana
  • 2017: Country Girls - Peanut Butter Jelly Love | Tsubaki Factory - Just Try! | Morning Musume - Jealousy Jealousy | C-ute - Juliet Juliet | C-ute - Rin | Juice=Juice - Goal ~Ashita wa Acchi da yo~ | Country Girls - Mousou Rehearsal | Country Girls - Rhythm ga Yonderuzo | Country Girls - Kimama na Kataomoi | Inoue Rei & Inoue Hikaru - Inoue no Uta
  • Unreleased: Morning Musume - Watashi ni Nan ni mo Wakacchanai | Juice=Juice - Kono Sekai wa Suteta mon ja nai | Juice=Juice - Abarete kka? Have a Good Time

Did I forget anything???

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Maddie & Tae - Girl In A Country Song